Kabhi hamara bhi ahsaas karliya karo
Aap ke pas waqt nahi hamein yaad karne ka, bewaqt hi karliya karo, mana aap ke pas sari dunya hai, kabhi hamara bhi ahsaas karliya karo.
A man went to the Police Station
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking…
Love is a Small coin
Love is a Small coin Life is a Big coin Lover is a Sweet coin But FRIENDSHIP is GOLD COIN
Muje us Se Muhabt Hy…
Muje us Se Muhabt Hy Usy b yaad ho shayad Abi ye kal ki batein hain Mera us se khafa hona Mera usko mna lena Sarapa iltija hona Wo ab b yad hy mj ko Us k israr krny pr Mera iqrar kr lena Boht dheemy se lehjy me Ye…
Paise Urrane ki Adat hai…
Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sardar: Karna to kuch b nahi bas aisy he paise Urrane ki Adat hai
Technology has its limitations…
Technology has its limitations. Google may be the most powerful search engine but it cant search my chappal I lost in masjid on friday! DASO Ki fayda GOOGLE da?
Chale aao tum
Chale aao tumhe hum yaad karte hain, Ye woh gunah hai jo hum baar-baar karte hain, Jala ke dil mein hasraton ke chirag, Tumhare aane ka intzar karte hain.
Dur rahna mujburi hai hamari
Aap ko bhulana fitrat nahi hai hamari, Dur rahna mujburi hai hamari, Jiney ke liye sans hi kafi nahi, Aap ka hona bhi jarurat hai hamari.
Hum tumhain pa kar khona nahi chatay
Hum tumhain pa kar khona nahi chatay Judai main apki rona nahi chatay Ap humaray hi rehna humesha pyar bankar Hum bhi kisi aur k hona nahi chatay
Umeed ki thi maine khushiyan ki
Umeed ki thi maine khushiyan ki Ab toh woh kashtiyan bhi doob chuki hai Har koi lagne laga hai paraya Mujhse juda hochuka mera hi saaya
Har gali har deewar par tera hi tera naam hai
Har gali har deewar par tera hi tera naam hai, Har gali har deewar par tera hi tera naam hai, Upaar wanted niche dus lakh ka enaam hai.
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain
Roz milte hai magar baat nahi hoti
Kaun Kehta hai mulaqat nahi hoti, Roz milte hai magar baat nahi hoti.
Pyaar ka haseen ehsaas ho tum
Dil mein basa ek khayal ho tum, Pyaar ka haseen ehsaas ho tum, Jab muskurate ho toh lagta hai, Kubsurati se lajawab ho tum.
Kaash ke aapko pata hota
Kaash ke aapko pata hota aapki ehmiyat hamare dil mein, Aap hamare ghamo ko nahi hame dete panaah apne seene mein, Hamari aisy auqat kaha ke aapke seene ko sajaye apne gham se, Jo mumkin na ho hamari saari zindagi ke khushiyo se, Hum aapki hazare balaaye utarna chahte hain,…
Kaise bhula du unko
Khat mein humne yeh pegam likha hai, Kuch na kuch unke liye khas likha hai, Vade karne lage dosto se hum unhe bhulane ke, Kaise bhula du unko, Jinhone apne naam dil ke kore kagaj par likha hai, Jo na mita hai na mit sakega kabhi, Zindgi ke panno par…
I’m watching Ur every movement
U r miles away from me. Still I’m watching Ur every movement by 3 different channels: 1. Discovery 2. National Geographic 3. Animal Planet
Sardar’s call
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Ishq nai kya diya
Ishq ne insaan ko kya diya, Kavi kise katil bana diya, Do phool ka bojh na utha sakti thee Mumtaaz, Aur Shahjahan ne usspe Tajmahel bana diya.
Hum aapki nazron se door hai
Hum aapki nazron se door hai, Aankhon se nahi, Khawabon se dur hai, Khayalo se nahi, Dil se dur hai, Dhadkhan se nahi, Aap se dur hai, Aapki yaadon se nahi.
SMS karna chhod do?
Rahul ke baap ne kaha, “Ghar chhod do” Maa ne kaha, “Girlfriend chhod do” Girlfriend ne kaha “Sarab chhod do” But my dear friend tumse kisne kaha, “SMS karna chhod do?”
Candle bujha dena
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Hogaya kitna paraya apna hi dil
Hansi ke peeche hazaaron aansoo chhupate chale Dil main ghum ka dariya sambhaalte huey Na koi raasta… Na koi manzil Hogaya kitna paraya apna hi dil
Dost ko bhulana galat hai
Dost ko bhulana galat hai, Unhi ka zindagi bhar saath hai. Agar bhul gaye to khali haath hai, Aur agar saath rahe to zamana kahega, Kya baat hai!
Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
Kanton ki seej per chalne ki hamen ab aadat hogai hay, Na roye hamen dekh ker Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
Race Is not over
The most influential sentence which should always be followed in life:- “THE RACE IS NOT OVER… BECAUSE I HAVEN’T WON YET…”
Jitna hum aapki tareef kare
Jitna hum aapki tareef kare woh kam nahi, Bas khuda se aapki bheek mangte hai woh kam nahi, Jab usne milaya hain aapko humse, Kabhi door na kare aapko hamare dil se, Hume is baat ki soch hi maar dale, Kabhi aisa na ho ke hum kuch ghalat kar jaaye.
Yaad karne ke liye
Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, aap nahi to aap ki tasveer chahiye par aap ki tasveer hamara dil bhoola nahi sakti kyonki wo aap ki tarha muskura nahi sakti
World is not mine
Everything in this world is so fine, But everything in this world is not mine, One thing that is pure n divine-Ur Friendship.
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.