Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Most Brilliant Sardar…
The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar : Multiply both sides by “Zero” LHS = RHS 😀
Jawano k liye Ehem Nasihaten…
1. Khud ko Mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi lush pash bachi guzar jaye aur thumhen pata bhi na chale 2. Bike ho ya car kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, bulk ye samjho k ye rocket hai 3. Koshish karo k apne hum…
Un-Invited Guests…
Love and Death are teo uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come. But both do the same work. One takes the Heart & the other takes its Beats.
Mobile wale mein dam hai
Hum hum hain, tum tum ho Na hum kam hain Na tum kam ho To kis bat ka gam hai SMS bhejte raho, Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.
Haseeno ke baal
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, Ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai, Na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai.
Pura dil khali karna pada
Dil mein aapki yaad basane ke liye, Pura dil khali karna pada, Magar dil itna chota padgaya ki, Dhadkan pe bhi aapka naam likhna pada.
Darte hai hum ab khwaabon se
Darte hai hum ab khwaabon se Kahin phirse umeed na laga bhete apno se Ab toh tanhayi hi apni mehfil hai Ye soch ke har pal ko jiye jaa rahe hai
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, Aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare, Tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain.
Jise dil diya…
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa
Ae chand tu chamak ya na chamak hume usse koi gum nahi, Kyunki hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa jiski chamak tujhse kam nahi.
Winner never quit
A winner never quit, But a quiter never win, So choose the best one.
Hamesha sach bolne ki aadat thi
Woh mere har jhoot se khush hota, Jise hamesha sach bolne ki aadat thi, Woh ek aanso bhi girne per khafa hota tha, Jise tanhai mein rone ki aadat thi, Woh kehta tha ke mujhe bhool jaye ga, Jise meri har baat yaad rakhne ki aadat thi, Hamesha maafi mangne…
The reason why I breathe
Monsoon rain or summer heat You are the reason why I breathe Tell me friend what is sweet Is that “YOU” or your heart that beats.
Just a second
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere…
Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Washing myself, of course Preeto : Without soap and water? Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
KHOBSURAT LOG…
KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Achey hon, LEKIN… ACHEY LOG Hamesha Khobsoorat Hotay hain. Jaisy k Aap? Meri misaal lejiaye 😉
A Real Friend…
A Real Friend is one who walks in, when the rest of the world walks out.!
Koi sms nahi
Koi sms nahi, Koi khabar nahi, Aapko shayadh pyaar ki kadar nahi, Hum tho aapko yaad karte hai sans ke sath, Shayad aapko hamari sanso ki fikar nahi.
Dur humse jaa paoge kaise
Dur humse jaa paoge kaise, Humko bhool paoge kaise. Hum who khushbu jo saason mein utar jaye, Khud apni saason ko rok paoge kaise.
Tujhe biwi chahiye
Sardarji: bhagwan mujhe dukh de,dard de,tention de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche bhoot laga de. Bhagwanji: ek line mein bola hota ki tujhe biwi chahiye.
Itney KADWE bhee nahe ki yaad na aaye
Mana hum itney SWEET nahe hain ki diabeties ho jaye , Nahe itney SALTY hai ki B.P badh jaye , Nahe itney TASTY hai ki maza ajaye , Par itney KADWE bhee nahe ki yaad na aaye.
Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai
Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai, Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai, Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe, Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai.
Pyaar kya hota hai hum nahi jante
Pyaar kya hota hai hum nahi jante, Zindagi ko apna hum nahi mante, Gum itne mile hain k ab ehsas nahi hota, Pyaar kare koi to vishwas nahi hota!
If u love someone
If you care & love someone don’t lose a grip on the person, You’ll never know the one YOU let go might be the one You’ve waited for all your life.
Apne dil ki raaz jaan jaaiye
Pahle toh apne dil ki raaz jaan jaaiye, Phir jo nigaah-e-yaar kahe maan jaaiye. Kuch keh rahi hain aap ke sine ki dhadkane, Meri sunein to dil ka kaha maan jaaiye. Ek dhoop si jami hai nigaahon ke aas paas, Yeh aap hain toh aap pe qurbaan jaaiye. Shayad huzoor…
Daman phir se churaya nahi karte
Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman phir uss se churaya nahi karte, Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil, Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte, Rakhte hon…
Three things I like about u
Three things i like about u 1:…………… 2: ………….. 3: ………….. Array kuch to acha kia hota zindage me..
Can you write?
Son : Dad, can you write in the dark? Father : I think so. What do you want me to write? Son : Your name on this report card.
Ek pyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon
Soocha kyun na ek mulaqaat karoon Phir soocha kyun na intezaar karoon Phir soocha kyun na ek kaam karoon Ek pyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon