Love is the part of life
Birth is the star of life. Beauty is the art of life. Love is the part of life. But U are the heart of life.
Why do girls close their eyes…
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
My name is nobody
Nobody likes u, Nobody cares 4 u, Nobody misses u, Nobody wants to see u good, Nobody is ur best friend, Nobody is happy with u – – – – – Don’t cry – – – – – My name is nobody
Friendship Is A Sea…
Friendship Is A Sea ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Go Deep In It Go Deep More Deep Chal Bus kr Hunn Dubb K Mrna Ee!…;-)
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz…
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz… ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ Aik Ghanta Subha… Aik Ghanta Dupehar… Aik Ghanta Sham….!!!
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui, Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui, Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga, Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
Hamare alag aik he dunia ho
Chalo phir nafraton ke aag ko apni mohabaton main jakair lain jahan mohabaton ka basera he basera ho sawera he sawera ho na koyi dukh ho na to koye andhera ho hamare alag aik he dunia ho chalo phir hum apni dukhon ko bant lain aur apni khusion key liye…
Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola
Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai? Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di, woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi.
Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai
Question: Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai ? Ans: Jab koi larki shadi se pehle pregnent ho jay aur uski maa kahe “Hey bagwhan yeh to ne kaya kia”
Tumare sath reh nahi sakti
Tumare sath reh nahi sakti, Tume khokar ji nahi sakti, Ye kaisa pyaar hain mera, Kisiko chahakar pa nahi sakti.
You can keep me
You can have me if you want. You can keep me if you try But one thing I request U, Please never make me cry. I Love You
Friends are the worst tenants
Friends are the worst tenants: 1. They occupy our heart, 2. They pay no rent, 3. They don’t vacate easily, 4. When they leave, they break the place.
Teacher asks a Computer Student
Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil, kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.
Berukhi to bas dilbar ka enkar hai
Shayari kuch nahi ye to labjo ka ejhar hai, Berukhi to bas dilbar ka enkar hai, Aashiki wo nahi jo dharkano ko entejar hai, Mohabbat to wo hai jo dil ko dilbar per etvar hai.
Phool juda hai kato se
Phool juda hai kato se, Khushbu se nahi, Hum juda hai unse, Magar dil se nahi.
Dhundte reh jaoge
Meri dosti ka hisab jo lagaoge, To meri dosti ko behisab paoge, Pani k bulbule si hai meri dosti, Zara si thess lagi to, Dhundte reh jaoge.
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he
Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.
Aek thaka hua ansoo
Taptey sehraa main karaktey dhoop main Main nikal parey tujhey dhondhney ko Per marey hath kya ayea Sadion ke tanhaye aur Aek thaka hua ansoo
If only leaves were smiles
If only leaves were smiles i would send u a tree If only water were hugs i would send u the sea If love is 4ever i will send u etenity. When u need a friend u’ll always have me.
Both doesn’t exists
Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS? A: Both doesn’t exists.
Some things can be left undone.
Some things can be left undone. Some words can be left unsaid. Some feelings can be left unexpressed. But someone like you can never be left unremembered.
Har khusi aap ki baat kartay hai
Har khushi mai aap ki baat kartay hai Ap salamat rehe ye faryad kartay hai Ab ek sms mai kaise bataie ke Hum ap ko kitna yaad kartay hain.
Mohabbat hoti nahi surat se
Mohabbat hoti nahi surat se, Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai, Surat to unki acchi laghti hai, Jin ki kadar hoti hai dil mein.
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.
Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai
Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
Aisa dost chahiye jo
Aisa dost chahiye jo hame apna maan sake, Hamare har dukh ko jaan sake, Chal rahe ho hum tez barish mein, Fir bhi pani main se aansuo ko pehchan sake.
Mayawati & Laalu
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Laalu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Laalu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: Do not consume without your beloved advise, And keep out of reach of children, And keep it in cool and dark place.
Every man wants a wife
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one wife.
