Height of Kanjoosi:
Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!
Friend is a book
Friend is a book with only one copy published. You are one of the best books ever written. A master-piece worth reading million times and to be kept for ever.
Meri bhi yahi dua hai
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti. Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
Dil ne dil ko pukara hai
Dil ne dil ko pukara hai, Hontho par naam tumhara aaya hai, Dil ki chahat ne pukara hai, Aankho ke samne chehra tumara aaya hai, Mujhe pata hai ki tum aaogi, Bar bar khyal yeh mann mein aaya hai.
Neend aankhon mein nahi
Neend aankhon mein nahi, khwaab kho gaye, Tanha hi thay, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye, Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai, Teri yaad mein do aansu chupke se beh gaye!
Kahin sham hogi
Kahi andhere to kahin sham hogi, Meri har khushi tere naam hogi, Kuch mag ke to dekh hamse, Bijli, pani ke bill aur karz mein dubi, Property tere naam hogi.
Yadon ke is bhawar mein
Yadon ke is bhawar mein 1 pal mera ho, Phulo ke is chaman mein 1 gul mera ho, Khuda kare ki jab aap yaad karo apno ko, To un apno mein ek nam mera ho.
Paani ko ullu banaya
Raniii: Aaj Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya Nad2909: Woh kaisay? Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday se naha liya.
Kabhi dil na uska tootay
Saray jahan ki khushiyaan uska naseeb kar de, Hansta rahe sada woh usse khush naseeb kar de, Kabhi dil na uska tootay kabhi chot woh na khaye, Usko wafa ke ya rab itna kareeb kar de.
Main khush kyo nahi
Hakikat nai puch mere fasane ki, Tere jate he badal gahi nazar zamane ki, Log puchte hai main khush kyo nahi, Kaya kahu meri to aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki.
Jab bhi karte ho yaad hame
Naam e mohabbat se Khushbu e wafa aati he, Har dil se dhadkan ki sada aati hai, Jab bhi karte ho yaad hame dil se, Youn lage zannat se hawa aati hai.
Ek peh tera naam khuda paya
Hum ne mohabbat mein, Apne wajud ke do tukre kiye, Ek ko khud sei juda paya, Ek peh tera naam khuda paya.
I’m watching ur every movement
U r thousand miles away from me, Still I’m watching ur every movement on 3 different channels: Pogo, Cartoon Network, and Animal Planet
Differences
– It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage. – It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Family planing…
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj Kr wapas chaly gy.
Mjhse Nafrat Kro Ya Mohabt…
Mjhse Nafrat Kro Ya Mohabt. Dono Mre HaQ Me Behtar Hen. Q K Agr Tum Nafrat Krogy To Mai. Tumhare Dimagh Mai Bs Jaunga, Agr Mohabat Krogy to DiL Main.
Jane kya hai dil ke andar
Jane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai, Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai, Aankhon mein ashkon ka samandar hai, Lagta hai jaise koi patta shakhon se toot raha hai, Ashkon ko meri aankhon mein rehne ki aadat si ho gayi hai,…
Apna naam tak bhool chuke
Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai, Na bekarari na rusvayi ka pata tha, Tum kya aaye mere zindagi mein, Hum apna naam tak bhool chuke.
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha, Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha, In dosto se call ki kya aas karen, Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
Uska pyaar pana
Mushkil nahi hai ishq lagana, Usse bhi aasan hai uska pyaar pana, Phir bhi darte hai hum pyaar se, Kyonki sab se mushkil hai usko bhual pana.
Tujhe yaad karenge
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahenge yeh dost, Par phir bhi tere sms ka intezar karenge.
Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Woh din jo tere sath guzare the
Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai, Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai, Woh din jo tere sath guzare the, Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.
Distance between problem and its sol
The shortest distance between a problem and it’s solution is The distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to Allah can stand up to anything.
Faithful girl is hard to find
Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true so don’t go changing old for new!
My feelings get stronger
As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in Ur arms, I can’t wait any longer. Look into my eyes & U’ll see that it’s true, Day & Night my thought are of U.
Mental patient needs more care
Sometimes my mind asks why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answered it simply Bcoz “Mental patient needs more care”
Teri Dosti…
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy! Jitni!! Charsi Ko Chars, Doctor Ko Nurse Ghaday Ko Laat, Ullu Ko Raat Boorhay Ko Hukka, Pehalwan Ko Mukka
Lafzon ka nahi, rooh ka rishta hai
Teri Khushi se nahi gham se bhi rishta hai mera, Yeh jo zindagi hai woh ek hissa hai mera, aye dost tujhse lafzon ka nahi, Rooh ka rishta hai mera