Kuch “PAL” hote hain kuch pal k liye…
Kuch “PAL” hote hain kuch pal k liye, Ge lo inhein her pal k liye, Yeh “waqat” to raait ki tarha phisal jaye gha, Reh jaein ghi “YAADEIN” umar bhar k liye…
Milk sleeping in the night…
Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , , , , , , , , Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.
MiSSiON SUCCESSFUL…
Agr is waqt . aap masroof thay or merey MsG se ßHt disturb hoYe to . . . . . MiSSiON SUCCESSFUL.:-)
Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya…..
Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya….. Sheher se ayen ya Pind se…… Humen humdardi hy sirf apki Tind se! 😉
Truth of Life…
“Løve” i$ the mø$t beåütifül trüth øf life, so Never ignør the per$øn whø “Løve$” U.
Dont believe on Money…
Dont believe on money, Bcoz it gives bed but not sleep, It gives books but not mind, It gives luxries but not happiness, So Transfer it into my account.
Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge, Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge, Bas ek bar aasman ki taraf dekhna, Mere sms sitaro par likhe nazar aenge.
Roop se aksar pyaar nahi hota
Roop se aksar pyaar nahi hota, Manchaha sapna saakar nahi hota, Har kisi par mat mar mitna mere dost, Har kisi ke dil mein sacha pyar nahi hota.
Nazaro se nazar
Nazaro se nazar tum churao ge kab tak, Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak, Mere paigam aapko milte rahainge yuhi sada, Message mera mitaoge kab tak.
Tanhai mein bikhar jayenge
Yaadon ke phool tanhai mein bikhar jayenge Kya pata bikhar kar kidhar jayenge Lekin gujare jo lamhe sath aapke Wo lamhe har halat mein yaad aayenge
Bin dost ke adhuri hai ye zindagi
Sangeet ki zarurat mehfil mein hoti hai, Pyaar ki zarurat dil mein hoti hai, Bin dost ke adhuri hai ye zindagi, Kyunki dost ki zarurat pal pal mein hoti hai.
Garmi ki shuruwat…
Din ko chain nahin, Raat ko aaram nahin, Jee na lage kahin, Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai? .. .. .. .. .. NALAYAK! Yeh pyar nahin garmi ki shuruwat hai.
Ghum ko chupanay ka rasta
Humesha muskura ke aansooun ko chupaya Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya.
Nazarein door tak jakar laut aayengi
Karoge yaad toh har baat yaad aayengi, Suhane waqt ki moj taher jayengi, Talash karoge hamse behter hamsafer ki toh, Nazarein door tak jakar laut aayengi.
I want peace…
Somebody asked god, I want peace, god replied. Remove that i as that is ego, And peace will be automatically there
Lena dena toh vyapaar hai
Mujh se kisi ne pucha “Tum sabko sms bhejhte ho. Tumhe kya milta hai?” – – Maine hass kar kaha “Dena Lena tog Vyapaar hai. Jo dekar kuch na mange, woh hi toh Pyaar hai”
Hey! Cutie
Hey! Cutie… ..yes U! You’re smiling again, Its bcoz I told U that Ur CUTE, Hey… Sometimes we need 2 lie, Just to make some one SMILE!
The most outstanding object
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Tamanna is dil ki rahi
Tamanna is dil ki rahi Khawab me bunti rahi Aazad panchi thi me Duniya ke dastoor me kaid rahi.
Par ye fiza kuch aur hai
Dekhi hazaro mehfile, Par ye fiza kuch aur hai, Jalwe dekhe hai hazaro, Magar aapki ada kuch aur hai, Waise to hazaro jaam hai pine ko, Par aapke sms ka nasha kuch aur hai.
Hum ne yaad kiya hai
Jab kabhi mausam mein khushbu bikhar jae Jab kabhi chandni mein raat nikhar jae Jab kabhi bewajha hi dhadkan machal jae To samjh lena k HUM NE YAAD KIYA HAI
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai me
Kuch khas mage hai
In andhero ke liye kuch aftab mage hai, Dua mein hamne dost kuch khas mage hai, Jab bhi maga kuch rab se, To aap ke liye khusiyo ka pal mage hai.
Chaalu khaata
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: chaalu khaata
Rahega tera pyaar mere saath
Woh dil hi kya jo tere milan ki dua na kare, Main tujhko bhool kar zinda rahun khuda na kare, Rahega tera pyaar mere saath zindagi bankar, Yeh aur baat hai ki meri zindagi hi wafa na kare.
Thought of the day
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.
Having two girlfriends
A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time : Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
5 greatest words…
5 greatest words : I dun wanna lose U. 4 pleasant words : I care for U. 3 sweet words : I admire U. 2 wonderful words : Miss U. 1 most important word : “U”
When someone never 4gets u
It feels nice when someone misses u, Feels good when someone loves u. Feels better when someone’s with u. But it feels the best when someone never 4gets u.
Hotel mein gaye
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi yehi puchegi.