Dosti ki aisi kahani….
Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge, Ankhome intezar ki lakir chod jayenge, Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame, Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Before and after marriage
Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me ? Boy: Of course! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why you even asking? Girl:…
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
GALILEO : Great mind! EINSTINE : Genius mind! NEWTON : Extraordinary mind! BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! ME : Master mind! YOU????never mind—-hehehehe
Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge
Waqt gujrega hum bikhar jayenge, Kaun jane ki hum kidhar jayenge, Hum aapki parchhai hai yaad rakhna, Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge
Punjabi exclamatory sentence.
English teacher: “One cute and young girl walking in the road ” change this into a punjabi exclamatory sentence..! Student : “Oye ! Patakha !!”
Dosti har kisi…..
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, jindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti, aye dost dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti…
Mohabbat main lakhon zakham khaye humne,
Mohabbat main lakhon zakham khaye humne, Afsos unhain hum par aitbar nahi, Mat pocho kya guzarti hai dil par, jab woh kehte hain humain tumse pyar nahi.
I’m very kanjoos
Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
How long U’ve been together…
Friendship is not how long U’ve been together, Not how much U’ve given or receive, Not how many times U’ve talk, And help each other… It’s how U value one another.
fanta piyo,pepsi piyo…
fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
Dard mein muskurana seko
Dil phar pathar rakhna seko, Apna dukh sansee se chhupana seko, Dard-e-dil hamein bhi hai magar, Hamare tarah dard mein muskurana seko.
Todne k liye vada kiya nahi jata
Todne k liye vada kiya nahi jata, Soch samaj k pyaar kiya nahi jata, Ay dost! Pyaar ho ya dost ho, Uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nahi jata.
Pay the bill
I want u… To be with me in a nice restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & To say say those sweet three words to u…. “Pay the bill”
Hey! thats me
Modern… Obedient… Neatness… Kindful… Excellent… Young… Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there, Read the 1st letter of Every Word…
Woh khud tumhari talash mein aaye
Yeh duaa hai tumhari zindagi sanwar jaye. Har nazar mein bas pyar nazar aaye. Tumhe jis ki talash hai, khuda kare… Woh khud tumhari talash mein aaye
Unse mila hua dard hamare paas hai
Zakham dene wale to is baat se anjan hai, Par unse mila hua dard hamare paas hai, Chubhne par kitni taklif hoti hai, Kya kaanch ke us tukde ko bhi iska ehsas hai.
Kayi raaz aise …
Kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahin jaate, Kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahin jaate, Kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahin jaate, Aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chhode nahin jaate.
Machhar ne aap ko kata
Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh us ka junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha, Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara, Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.
Hello, I am a virus
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain. Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…
One of them is me
Friends are like stars… You don’t see them all the time, but you know they’re there! Life is not easy and it will never be, but you’ve got friends and one of them is me
Ande tamatar
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri… Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
Unki dewangi
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai , unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Bewafai ka fasana hai
Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai. Wafa bas naam ki hai, bewafaai ka fasana hai.
I am lucky to have true friends
It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
System of love
System of love: Jan – Rose Feb – Propose Mar – Gift April – Lift May – Chating June – Dating July – Kiss Aug – Miss Sep – Drop Oct – Escape Nov – Rest Dec – Next
Tujhe bhoolne ki vade kartre hai
“Bhoolneki tujhe najane hum kitne vade karte hain, Kaise bhoolu tujhe,yeh sochker tume yaad karte hain, Jab bhi hota hai zikr zamane mein pyar aur wafaa ki, To tumhe bewafa ke bahane yaad karte hain “
Agar aap jaisa dost na hota
Aap jaisa dost na hota,to zindagi itni haseen na hoti, Ap na hote to jeena itni rangeen na hoti, Is duniya me akela,tanha reh jate hum, Aur na jane kitni khushiya adhuri reh jati!
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho
Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega. Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???