Jab bhi karte ho yaad hame
Naam e mohabbat se Khushbu e wafa aati he, Har dil se dhadkan ki sada aati hai, Jab bhi karte ho yaad hame dil se, Youn lage zannat se hawa aati hai.
Ek peh tera naam khuda paya
Hum ne mohabbat mein, Apne wajud ke do tukre kiye, Ek ko khud sei juda paya, Ek peh tera naam khuda paya.
I’m watching ur every movement
U r thousand miles away from me, Still I’m watching ur every movement on 3 different channels: Pogo, Cartoon Network, and Animal Planet
Differences
– It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage. – It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Family planing…
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj Kr wapas chaly gy.
Mjhse Nafrat Kro Ya Mohabt…
Mjhse Nafrat Kro Ya Mohabt. Dono Mre HaQ Me Behtar Hen. Q K Agr Tum Nafrat Krogy To Mai. Tumhare Dimagh Mai Bs Jaunga, Agr Mohabat Krogy to DiL Main.
Jane kya hai dil ke andar
Jane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai, Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai, Aankhon mein ashkon ka samandar hai, Lagta hai jaise koi patta shakhon se toot raha hai, Ashkon ko meri aankhon mein rehne ki aadat si ho gayi hai,…
Apna naam tak bhool chuke
Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai, Na bekarari na rusvayi ka pata tha, Tum kya aaye mere zindagi mein, Hum apna naam tak bhool chuke.
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha, Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha, In dosto se call ki kya aas karen, Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
Uska pyaar pana
Mushkil nahi hai ishq lagana, Usse bhi aasan hai uska pyaar pana, Phir bhi darte hai hum pyaar se, Kyonki sab se mushkil hai usko bhual pana.
Tujhe yaad karenge
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe sms karne ko to nahi kahenge yeh dost, Par phir bhi tere sms ka intezar karenge.
Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
Woh din jo tere sath guzare the
Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai, Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai, Woh din jo tere sath guzare the, Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai.
Distance between problem and its sol
The shortest distance between a problem and it’s solution is The distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to Allah can stand up to anything.
Faithful girl is hard to find
Remember me and bare in mind a faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true so don’t go changing old for new!
My feelings get stronger
As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in Ur arms, I can’t wait any longer. Look into my eyes & U’ll see that it’s true, Day & Night my thought are of U.
Mental patient needs more care
Sometimes my mind asks why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answered it simply Bcoz “Mental patient needs more care”
Teri Dosti…
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy! Jitni!! Charsi Ko Chars, Doctor Ko Nurse Ghaday Ko Laat, Ullu Ko Raat Boorhay Ko Hukka, Pehalwan Ko Mukka
Lafzon ka nahi, rooh ka rishta hai
Teri Khushi se nahi gham se bhi rishta hai mera, Yeh jo zindagi hai woh ek hissa hai mera, aye dost tujhse lafzon ka nahi, Rooh ka rishta hai mera
Apne aap ko badal dala
Badalte is zamane ne sabko badal dala, Khawab aur khayal ko badal dala, Par unhein na badal saka koi, Jinke liye humne apne aap ko badal dala.
Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai
Sumunder ki gaharai ki bhi had hoti hai, Aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai, Ek sms to kar de yaar Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai
Jaanay anjanay mai
Jaanay anjanay mai agar mai nai aap ka dil dukhaya ho, Kabhi tang kiya ho, Badtamizi ki ho, – – – Us kai liye aap sai jo ho sakta hai karlo. – – – Hum sudharnay walon mai sai nahi hai.
Suno gaur se “Pepsi” walo
Suno gaur se “Pepsi” walo. Buri nazar na “Coke” pe dalo, Chahe jitna “Dew” pila lo, Sabse age hoga “Nimbu Pani” Hai na hum pure “Hindustani”.
Aap ko bhool jaye
Aap ko bhool jaye yeh namumkin si baat hai Aap ko na ho yakeen yeh aur baat hai! Jab tak rahenge ye saanse tab tak rahoge yaad Saans toot jaye toh aur baat hai!!
Height of Kanjoosi
Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!
Kabhi kabhi to ro parti hain Ankhain
Kabhi kabhi to ro parti hain Ankhain Udaas hone ka koi sabab nhi hota Main apne dil ko yeh Baat kaise samjhaon k kisi ko chahne se koi apna nhi hota
Sms kya bheju
Aaj socha ki sms kya bheju aap muskurain aisa paighaam kya bheju, koi phool to mujhe malum nahi, jo khud gulshan ho usey gulaab kya bheju.
Another friend like you
You are not only the friend I found, You are an angle who walks on the ground, I could search my whole life through, And I know I’ll not find another friend like you.
Husband and wife are like tyres
Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them.
Truth of life
We make them cry who care for us, We cry for them who never care for us, And we care for them who will never cry for us…