I remember you!!!
Flower remembers bees, Fish remembers water, Tree remembers the rain, At this moment I remember you! To say happy friendship day to U!
Raja and Rani using Pigeon
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He was angrier and called to rani. She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
The Value of Life…
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Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga
Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga
Nazar lag gayi mere pyar ko
Mili hai bahut saza unse dil lagane ki, Nazar lag gayi mere pyar ko jamane ki, Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono haath Kyonki aarzo reh gayi unhe gale lagane ki
Ek tum ho jo…
Ek tum ho jo itney achhey ho, Ek tum ho jo kitney pyare ho, Ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, Ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, Aur ek hum hain, Jo jhooth par jhooth boley jaa rahey hain
Who let the dogs out
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out…who who who
World’s smallest resignation letter…
World’s smallest resignation letter… Respected sir, I luv ur wife.
My feelings 4u have never changed
From Monday to Sunday, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, My feelings 4u have never changed, For me, you’ve always been… A SAR DARD!
Hamein Bhula Na dena
Nazar mila kar humse nazar chura n lena, Dost ban kar humko gava na dena, maana ki hum dur hain aapse, isi baat ko bahana bana kar humein, Bhulaa n dena
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya Sath mein tera khushbhu laya Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Bijali chaligayi
Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi, Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi, Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain, Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi.
Manzil na koi
Manzil na koi, Thikana bhi nahi hai, Wapas mujhe ghar jana bhi nai hai, Maine hi sikhaya tha usse teer chalana, Ab mere siwa uska koi nishana bhi nai hai.
It says “lub-dub”
When heart beats it says “lub-dub”. Do U know whats it means? LUB says “Live Ur life Best” DUB says “Do Ur Best in life” Enjoy every heart beat. “Happy Friendship Day.”
No I can’t…
– “Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?” the suspicious wife sneered. – “No, I can’t” the husband replied. I hardly remember taking my shirt off.
Gamo mein husne walo
Gamo mein husne walo ko rulaya nahit jata, Lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, Banane wale ban jate hai apne, Kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata.
Dost aisi tadap hai jo
Dost aisi tadap hai jo dil se nahi nikala jata, Dil mein chupi aag ko bujahaya nahi jata, Kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein, Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.
Mera dil hai HUGE
Mera dil hai HUGE, Isse mat karna USE, Warna ho jaye ga FUSE, Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.
Bikhre aashkon ke moti bana na sake
Bikhre aashkon ke moti bana na sake, Teri yaad mein sari raat so na sake, Bheeg na jaye aasoo mein tasvir teri, Bas yehi soch kar hum ro na sake.
I made a list
I made a list of my dearest person, And I wrote them down in pencil, I included ur name but wrote it in permanent ink, Bcoz i decided to keep U in my list forever. Happy Freindship Day
Premi and Premika
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya. Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.
Friendship is not about…
Friendship is not about “I M SORRY” Its about “ABAY TERI GHALTI HY” Friendship is not about “WHERE R U” Its about “KAHAN MAR GAYA” Friendship is not about “I UNDERSTAND” Its about “SAB TERI WAJA SE HOWA MANHUS” Friendship is not about “I CARE 4 U” Its about “KAMINO…
Auro ne to kya
Hasino ne haseen bankar gunaah kiya, Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya. Pesh kiya jab shayari mein humne unki bewafai ko, Auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya.
Chala jaaoon ga main ye jahan chor kar
Is aas main chala jaaoon ga main ye jahan chor kar Ke shayad mera marna hi kuch kaam aaye ga Shayad chali aaye tu us pal mere paas daudkar Jis pal tere paas meri maut ka paigam aaye ga
Fastest means of communication
What r the 3 fastest ways of communication? A-telephone B-television C-tell-a woman
Yakin pe yakin dilate hai Dost
Yakin pe yakin dilate hai Dost, Rah chalte ko bewakuf banate hai Dost, Sharbat batakar daru pilate hai Dost, Par jo kuch bhi ho, Sale bahut yaad ayate hai Dost.
An old rich man marries
An old rich man marries a young girl!!! Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka? Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.
A good friend
A good friend is like a computer, He enters in your life, Save himself in your heart, Formats all your troubles And never delete you from his heart. Happy Friendship Day.
Kismat me tera deedar bhi nahi
Kismat me tera deedar bhi nahi, Aur tujhe paane hasrat rakhte hai hum. Ek tare aane ki umeed hi to hai, Jiske sahare jeete hai hum.
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
