Bhagwan sanker k gale me naag
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha – kaisa lag raha hai? Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.
The person who loves u truly
The person who loves u truly will trouble u more. But when u drop a tear she/he will fight with the world to stop ur tears. Love them who loves you truly.
True friend
True friend scolds like a dad, Cares like a mom, Teases like a sister, Irritates like a brother, And finally loves U more than a lover.
Do U know why?
# Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath? – Because she was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
Whats Worse….
Whats worse than findind A worm in your APPLE? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finding half a worm!!!:-P
Convert this sentence
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Thokar hi insaan ko chalna sikhati hai
Sham suraj ko dhalna sikhati hai, Shama parwane ko jalna sikhati hai, Girne wale ko hoti to hai takleef, Par thokar hi insaan ko chalna sikhati hai.
Yeh sms usi yaad ka ek ishara hai
Mausam ki nazakat hai Hasraton ne pukara hai Kaise kahen ke kitna miss karte hain Yeh sms usi yaad ka ek ishara hai.
Dil se tera khayal na jaye
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
Haar saal pappu fail hota hai
College ka zamane ka bhi ajeeb kheel hota hain, Parhai ki jagha diloon ka mail hota hain, Notes ki jagha love mail hota hai, Is liye papu haar saal fail hota hai.
Chal mere message tu ban k gulab
Chal mere message tu ban k gulab Hogi sachi dosti to aayega jawab Na aaye jawab to hona mat udas Aur samajh lena hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai wun k pass
Ye mulaqat guzar jati hai
Kitni jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai, Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai, Apni yadoon se keh du na aya karein, Neend atti nahi aur raat guzar jati hai.
Sardar’s exam and fighting
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Jab aapki yaad saath hoti hai
Aankho se barsat hoti hai, Jab aapki yaad saath hoti hai, Jab bhi busy rahe mera mobile, Samjh lena apki khusi ke liye, Meri khuda se baat hoti hai!!
A little more laugh
Friendship is a little more trust, A little less try, A little more laugh, And a little less cry, A little more WE and a little less I. Happy Friendship Day!!!
I can’t live without U
I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…
LoveLess Life….
Loveless life is fruitless tree But, Friendless life is a rootless tree! Tree can live without fruit but not without root! So never lose ur gud FRIENDS….
Ye Zindagi….
Ye Zindagi hai Ek Kamal Bina Paise K Nahi koi haal Tum Bhi Kangaal Humb bHi Kangaal To Phir Aao Kheltay Hain Misscall Misscall…!!!
Aapko khushi hogi
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, Har din karu to paresani hogi, Kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi, Par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil dooba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein, Hume mat dhoodna duniya ki bhid mein, Hum milenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.
Tere intezaar mein hui subah se shaam
Tere intezaar mein hui subah se shaam, Teri chahat mein hua ye dil belagaam, Tujhe paane ki aarzoo meri jald ho poori, Ki hothon pe aata hai sirf tera hi naam.
Itna pyaar kyon hai
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
Dost kaha ho?
Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai! Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say riju karien
8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
The world gives me so many reasons
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it, but whenever it happens I just stop & think of U, And say, “How can I hate this world when U are a part of it.”
Who’s dear & near friend
Who’s hot… Its U, Who’s Charming… Its U, Who’s Sweetest.. Its U, Who’s Intelligent… Its U, Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Two cops in a car patrol
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
Difference between horror and beauty…
A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep… But horror is wen it hugs u bAck 🙂
Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai Har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai Manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya Rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain