Ho sake to bat kar kisi bahane se…
Bhut udas hen tere chup ho jane se. Ho sake to bat kar kisi bahane se. Tu lakh khfa sahi par itna to dekh. Koi toot gaya ha tere roth jane se… I Miss U…
A Sardar giving you his number…
What does pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por means? . . . . . . . . . . . . A Sardar giving you his number. 55 44 54 54 Haha 😀
New Age Student…
Tution Sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyon nahi karta tu? New Age Student: Tameez se baat kar Saale! Customer se aisey baat kartay hain kiya? 😛 😀
Dhoka ko hum sab pyaar kehte hai
Jawani ko zindagi ki nikhaar kehte hai, Pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hai, Ajeeb chalan hai duniya ka yaaro, Ek dhoka hai jise hum sab pyaar kehte hai.
Yeh pyaari nigahein
Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi, Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon, Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya.
Koi shaam ati hai
Koi shaam ati hai tumhari yaad lekar, Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar, Hum to us shaam ke inteezar mein hai, Jo aye tumhe lekar…
Hame tanaha kar gaye
Pyaar woh hame bepanah kar gaye, Phir zindagi main hame tanaha kar gaye, Chahat thi sath hone ki, Par woh lout kar aane ko bhi mana kar gaye.
Wo hum nahi
Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi, Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi, Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi. “Happy Friendship Day”
Santa and Banta watching cricket
Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi cricket mein hota hai.
Kuch aisa kar jaao
Zindagi main kuch aisa kar jaao kadardan ki Jiss gali se gujaro us gali se awaz aaye abba-jaan abba-jaa.
Mohabbat karo toh itni ke nafrat na rahey…
Mohabbat karo toh itni karo ke had na rahey Intezar karo toh itni ke waqat na rahey Believe karo toh itni ke shak na rahey Nafrat karo toh itni ke mohabbat na rahey Mohabbat karo toh itni ke nafrat na rahey…
Those who drink
Those who drink to drown their sorrow, Must know that sorrow knows how to swim.
Yaado mein teri tasveer
Yaado mein teri tasveer chhupa rakhi hai, Aankho mein teri surat saja rakhi hai,, Yakeen nahi toh mere dil ka number mila, Tere hi naam ki Caller tune laga rakhi hai.
Friends with price tags
God is so wise that, He never created, FRIENDS with price tags, Bcoz if he did, I cant afford, A prcious FRIEND like U.
Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife : Kitni mari? Man : 3 male aur 2 female. Wife : Kaise malum? Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
Life is Weekest…
“Life is Weekest when There are more doubhts then Trusts. But Life is strongest when you learn How to trust inspite of the doubhts.”
bolta nahi koi islye zamane se
olta nahi koi islye zamane se k log tot jatay hain faislay sunanay se Kiyon udhas bethay ho is tarhan undheray main Dukh to kam nahi hotay roshni bhujane se…
Aap ki yaad aati hai
Har raat ek dhun gungunati hai Har ful se mahak jarur aati hai Apke maan mein khayal tak naho Par hame har waqkt aap ki yaad aati hai.
Yaad aate hain
Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain, Palko par aasoo chod jate hain, Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana, Dosti ke rishtey jindagi bhar kaam aate hain.
Har khamosi ka matlab inkar nahi hota
Har khamosi ka matlab inkar nahi hota, Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota Kya hua hum aapko pa na sake ? Sirf pane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.
To yaar bijli chali gai
Jisko pyaar kiya wo rome chali gai, Jisko dil diya wo italy chali gai, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Marne ke liye plug mein hath dala, To yaar bijli chali gai.
Apne yar k didar
Zindagi k chand lamhe u hi gujar jayenge Jate jate fijaon me khushbu bhar jayenge Waqt mile na mile baki palon me Apne yar k didar to hum kar hi jayenge
Rakhna ho to
Rakhna ho to rakh lijiye phoolon ko nigaaho mein khushbu to musafir hai kho jaate hai raho mein
Tadpana dil ko padta hai.
Tapan suraj se hoti hai, Tapana jameen ko padta hai, Mohabbat Ankho se hoti hai, Tadpana dil ko padta hai.
Never walk away from a friend
Never walk away from a friend When U see some faults be patience And realize that nobody is perfect It’s affection that matters, not perfection.”
Intezaar, intezaar aur Intezaar..
Uske seene pe sar rakh ke, So jaane ka intezaar.. Raat bhar uski pyaari baaton ko, Sun ke jagne ka intezaar.. Jo guzar gaye hai, un lamhon ke, Laut aane ka intezaar.. Usko apna banake, Sang jeene ka intezaar..
Dreams are endless
Heartbeats are countless, Spirits are ageless, Dreams are endless, Memories are timeless, A friend like you, Shameless!!!
I was a fool
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice.”
LOVE MARIAGE…
Chunti or Hathi ki “LOVE MARIAGE” hui Agle din Hathi mar gia Chunti boli “WAH RE MOHABAT” 1 din ka pyar mila Ab sari umer Qabar khodne me guzr jae gi.
Emotional sentense…
Emotional sentense by a friend. ” The longest distance on earth… is not from north to south, it is when… I stand in frnt of u and… you ignore me