Nitrates
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates? Gal answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than day.
“FRIENDSHIP” is the gift that goes on
“FRIENDSHIP” is the gift that goes on, Giving & is a gift to both the person, Given to & to the giver as well. But to really make it work it isn’t, Enough to give to another person. You have also to let them give to you.
Enough about me how r u?
Those seductive eyes Those kissable lips Dat sexy smile Saucy ass Da perfect tlk Enuf abt me hw r u?
kissi se juda hona agar itna….
Kissi Se Juda Hona Agar Itna Asan Hota “FARAZ” Jism Se Rooh Ko Lenay Kabhi Farishtay Na Atayyyy…..!!!
humara haal zamaney se …..
Hamara haal zamaney se kuch judaa to nahin, Yeh dastaan nahin dunya ki dastaan se alag..
meri duaayon mein tum ho
Aesa kya likhoon ke tere dil ko taskeen pohanchey, Kya yeh kaafi nahin ke meri duaayon mein tum ho…
when i am sick
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
jiine ke liye socha hii na tha
jiine ke liye sochaa hii na thaa, dard sambhaalane honge muskuraauuN to, muskuraane ke karz uThaane honge muskuraauuN kabhii to lagataa hai jaise honThon pe karz rakhaa hai tujhase
How do We Escape?
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
Milte rahe to Zinda Rahenge
Logo ko aksar kehte suna: Zinda rahe toh phir milenge. Magar aap se mil ke ish dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki: Milte rahe to Zinda Rahenge
fahesh g0i jis cheez mein hoti hai
Nabi (s.a.w) said: Fahesh Goi jis Cheez mein Hoti Hai Usko Aebdaar karti hai, Aur Haya jis Cheez mein Hoti Hai Usko Zeenat Deti Hai. Tirmizi
bari majbooriyan hain waqt ki
Woh kehta rehta hay, bari majbooriyan hain waqt ki Saaf lafzon mein woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa
Dekha palat k usne
Dekha palat k usne k hasrat usay bhi thi Main jis pe mitt gaya tha mohabbat usay bhi thi … Chup ho gaya tha dekh ker wo bhi ider udher Dunya se meri terha shikayat usay bhi thi Ye soch ker andherey gale se lagaye Raato’n ko jaagne ki aadat…
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se: Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka? BV: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) Dulha: (heran ho kr) Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne? BV: Yehi K Namaz parho Rozy rakho, Zakat do, Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola: Sab Wazu…
Aaj hum unhe bewafa bata kar aaye hai
Aaj hum unhe bewafa bata kar aaye hai, Unke khaton ko pani mein bahakar aaye hai, Koi nikal kar paadh na le unhe, Isliye pani mein bhi aag lagake aaye hai.
Using his thumb
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai
Samunder ki gaherai ki bhi had hoti hai, Aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai, Ek sms to kar de yaar kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai.
Jahan se ye jahan chura loon…
Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura loon, Waqt ko rok kar waqt se ek din chura loon, Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura loon, Tum saath ho to is jahan se ye jahan chura loon.
Tum nahane ki baat karte hoo
Pani aanay ki baat karte ho Dil jalane ki baat karte ho Char din se moo nahi dhoya Tum nahane ki baat karte ho
Sab se achha dost kaun?
Sab se smart kaun? – TUM Sab se strong kaun? – TUM In sab mein tum se zyaada kaun? – HUM Lekin duniya mein, sab se achha dost kaun? – HUM TUM
Paths are made by walking…
We spend our days.. waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us.. But What we forget is that, Paths are made by walking not by waiting…! Gudmorning subah bakhair
Guess the name
I am a 7 letter city, My 234 letter is a bird, 61 is cool, 1274 is a part of the face, 4713 is a way of saying good, & 4 is equal to 5. If u r genius then guess the name of the city.
I’m too Good, Accept it!
Life is Short, Live it! Love is Small, Flirt it! Troubles are Momentary, Face it! Memories are Sweet, Cherish it! I’m too Good, Accept it!
Par jab bhi sms karte ho
Kabhi apna kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewakt nind se jaga dete ho, Par jab bhi sms karte ho, Khuda kasam jindgi ke sare gum bhula dete ho.
Sweet dreams always be with u
No matter if the sky is black or blue No matter if there are stars or moon As long as ur heart is true Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite!
I want you
I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner.. & to say those sweet three words to U.. . . . “Pay The Bill”
Pay the bill
I would love to take u for dinner, Make u sit beside the candle, Shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in your ear… “Pay the bill”
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
A good friend is like a computer
A good friend is like a computer, Enter ”ur life” Save you in my heart; Format ur problems ”Shift” u 2 opportunities Never”delete”u from …memory.
