A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night. Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home. Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now
IN French:
IN French: “bonjour” IN Spanish: “Te quiro” IN Italian: “Teamo” IN English: “Good morning” IN Punjabi: “uth BEGHAIRTA kam te nai jana”:)
when somebody says
‘When somebody says “Expect the unexpected” Slap them in the face and say, “U didnt expect that, did U?”’
jitni shiddat se mujhe zakham diye
Jitni shiddat se mujhe zakham diye hain us ne FARAZ. Itni shiddat se to main ne usay chaha bhi na tha.
Dua is the most powerful weapon
Dua is the most powerful weapon against troubles, The most effective medicine against Illness, And The most valuable Gift to give, So I give my Dua always to you.
Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & – – – – – – – – – Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Mere pair zameen par na rahe
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe. BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.
Raat ka hai nasha
Yaad karke humein bhula dena Beetay jazbon ko phir hawa dena Naa cher dhun koi purani ab Hai tera kaam bus rula dena Aaj phir bebasi ka alam hai Koi hal uss ka bhi suna dena Raat ka hai nasha ya yaad teri Jhoomte dil ko kuch dua dena Aye…
Turant 21 sms ka yagna karvao
Mobile pe kanjusi ki mahadasha mandra rahi hai, Turant 21 sms ka yagna karvao.
Zindagi ke safar me apka saath mil jaye to
Kismat humpe itni ehasan kar jaye, Yeh saare haseen khwaab haqeekat ban jaye, Na karenge dua koi aur khuda se, Agar zindagi ke safar me apka saath mil jaye
Shayri woh hai jo dil se nikle
Aise likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhuta lage, Aise rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fika lage, Shayri woh hai jo dil se nikle, aur jise sunke, Her dil mein thoda sa to dard jage
jab mausam rang badalta hai
Jab Gulab Kahin Pe Khilta Hai, Jab Mausam Rang Badalta Hai, Jab Badal Khoob Barasta Hai, Jab Hawa Se Khushbu Aati Hai, Jab Chandni Bhi Sharmati Hai, Tab Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai.. !!
Jan Jan Jan…
Jan Jan 😉 Jan Jan 😉 Jan Jan 😉 Jan Chor Do Mobile ki Mere sMs K Deewano Har Waqt Mobile Hath Men Liye Mere sMs Ka Wait Karty ha!
Changes in a Woman
How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years: Yr 1. Janu Yr 2. O G. Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho? Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa And then….. Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye? Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
Aasman se utari hai
Aasman se utari hai, Taron se sajayi hai, Chand ki chandani se nahelayi hai, Mere dost sabhalake rahena, Ye dosti meri jindagi bhar ki kamai hai.
Will you marry me
Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
Paas aakar sabhi door chale jate hain
Paas aakar sabhi door chale jate hain, Hum akele the akele hi reh jate hain, Dil ka dard kis ko dikhayen, Marham lagane wale hi zakhm de jate hain.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai. Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”
I love so much my heart is sure
I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No one will ever take your place.
Gam hi dushman hai mera
Puchte ho toh suno kaise basar hoti hai Rat khairat k sadqe ki sahar hoti hai Sans bharne ko toh jina nahi kehte ya rab Dil hi dukhta hai na ab asteen tar hoti hai Jaise jagi hui ankhon main chubhen kanch ke khwab Raat is tarah diwanon ki basar…
Bank of happiness
U r my bank of happiness, U r my sleeping pills for peace of mind, U r my confidence for down in life, U r my heart for love in my life.
Nobody somebody
Nobody’s right till somebody’s wrong; Nobody’s weak till somebody’s strong; Nobody’s lucky till luv comes along; Nobody’s lonely till somebody’s gone.
don’t mix my personality and my attitude
‘Don’t mix my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU. . . !!’
Hope
Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning but still we have plans for the coming day……….that’s Hope……….
Meaning of girl friend
What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind
Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind, Give beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes, So enjoy these beautiful night in beautiful dreams, In beautiful night in beautiful manners, So heartily “GOOD NIGHT”.
I asked God
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
Bruce Lee’s Favorite
Bruce Lee’s Favorite Vegetable=Mu-Lee Festival=Diwa-Lee Actres=Sona-Lee Music=Qawa-Lee Film=Coo-Lee Animal=Bil-Lee Brain=Urs Why? Kha-Lee 🙂
Welcome to the new morning with …
Welcome to the new morning with smile on ur face LOVE in ur “heart” Good Thoughts in ur “mind” Wish u A Brightest Morning..