Best combination of two great poets…
Best combination of two great poets! Faraz Says: Usay Hum Yad Aatay Hain Mager Fursat K Lamhon Mein Mager Ye Baat Bhi Such Hey Usay Fursat Nahi Milti. Perven Shakir Says: Hum Tasleem Kartey Hain Humain Fursat Nahi Milti. Magar Ye Bhi Zara Socho Tumhain Jab Yaad Kartey Hain Zamana…
Hum toh sirf dost the
Qalam thi haath mein, likhna sikhaya apne. Taqaat thi haath mein, hosla dilaya apne. Manzil thi samne, rasta dikhaya apne. Hum toh sirf dost the, aashiq banaya aapne.
Apni jaan mante hai
Aapke sms ko saan mante hai, Jawab dena emaan mante hai, Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai, Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai.
Upar mobile mile na mile
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile Yeh hawa yeh fiza mile na mile SMS karne mein kasar mat chhod meri dost Kya pata uper jake mobile mile na mile
Dosti hogi LIC jaisi
Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since 1965, Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi ye dil mamghe more, Ye dosti hogi LIC jaisi, Zindagi ki saath bhi, Zindagi ke baad bhi.
Kicking in my stomach
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach….
Pyaar ka dard kam hua
Dheere dheere se ab tere pyaar ka dard kam hua, Na tere aane ki khushi hui aur na jaane ka gam hua, Jab log mujhse puchte hain hamari dosti ki dastaan, Main keh deta hun ki ek fasana tha jo ab khatm hua.
Judai ke safar ko kum karde
Bahot muskil lagta hai usse duur rehna, Judai ke safar ko kum karde. Jitna duur chale gaye woh mujhse, Usse utna kareeb karde. Nahi likha agar nasib mein uska naam, To khatam kar yeh zindagi aur mujhe fanaa karde.
Bewafa bhi na ban sakhey
Ussey chahun itna k woh bayan bhi na kar sakhey… Meri chahat mein itni shiddat ho ke woh bewafa bhi na ban sakhey…
Peculiar habit of favoring
Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring Those who don’t depend on it, So just believe in Urself, And find a way to Ur dreams.
Height of Kanjoosi:
Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!
Friend is a book
Friend is a book with only one copy published. You are one of the best books ever written. A master-piece worth reading million times and to be kept for ever.
Meri bhi yahi dua hai
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti. Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
Dil ne dil ko pukara hai
Dil ne dil ko pukara hai, Hontho par naam tumhara aaya hai, Dil ki chahat ne pukara hai, Aankho ke samne chehra tumara aaya hai, Mujhe pata hai ki tum aaogi, Bar bar khyal yeh mann mein aaya hai.
Neend aankhon mein nahi
Neend aankhon mein nahi, khwaab kho gaye, Tanha hi thay, kuch aur tere bin hum ho gaye, Dil kuch tadap utha, zuban bhi ladkhadai, Teri yaad mein do aansu chupke se beh gaye!
Kahin sham hogi
Kahi andhere to kahin sham hogi, Meri har khushi tere naam hogi, Kuch mag ke to dekh hamse, Bijli, pani ke bill aur karz mein dubi, Property tere naam hogi.
Yadon ke is bhawar mein
Yadon ke is bhawar mein 1 pal mera ho, Phulo ke is chaman mein 1 gul mera ho, Khuda kare ki jab aap yaad karo apno ko, To un apno mein ek nam mera ho.
Paani ko ullu banaya
Raniii: Aaj Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya Nad2909: Woh kaisay? Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday se naha liya.
Kabhi dil na uska tootay
Saray jahan ki khushiyaan uska naseeb kar de, Hansta rahe sada woh usse khush naseeb kar de, Kabhi dil na uska tootay kabhi chot woh na khaye, Usko wafa ke ya rab itna kareeb kar de.
Main khush kyo nahi
Hakikat nai puch mere fasane ki, Tere jate he badal gahi nazar zamane ki, Log puchte hai main khush kyo nahi, Kaya kahu meri to aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki.
Jab bhi karte ho yaad hame
Naam e mohabbat se Khushbu e wafa aati he, Har dil se dhadkan ki sada aati hai, Jab bhi karte ho yaad hame dil se, Youn lage zannat se hawa aati hai.
Ek peh tera naam khuda paya
Hum ne mohabbat mein, Apne wajud ke do tukre kiye, Ek ko khud sei juda paya, Ek peh tera naam khuda paya.
I’m watching ur every movement
U r thousand miles away from me, Still I’m watching ur every movement on 3 different channels: Pogo, Cartoon Network, and Animal Planet
Differences
– It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage. – It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Family planing…
Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj Kr wapas chaly gy.
Mjhse Nafrat Kro Ya Mohabt…
Mjhse Nafrat Kro Ya Mohabt. Dono Mre HaQ Me Behtar Hen. Q K Agr Tum Nafrat Krogy To Mai. Tumhare Dimagh Mai Bs Jaunga, Agr Mohabat Krogy to DiL Main.
Jane kya hai dil ke andar
Jane kya hai dil ke andar jo chupke se toot raha hai, Ek meherbaan ka haath jaise hathon se chooth raha hai, Aankhon mein ashkon ka samandar hai, Lagta hai jaise koi patta shakhon se toot raha hai, Ashkon ko meri aankhon mein rehne ki aadat si ho gayi hai,…
Apna naam tak bhool chuke
Na illm tha mohabbat kya cheez hai, Na bekarari na rusvayi ka pata tha, Tum kya aaye mere zindagi mein, Hum apna naam tak bhool chuke.
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha
Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha, Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha, In dosto se call ki kya aas karen, Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha