Sardar watching star TV
Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya, “aap dekh rahe hai star tv” Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hun…
World cup jaise aata hai
Ghum mein jeenai ka mazaa aata hai, Gharibo ke ghar pe bhi khuda aata hai. Ek hum hai ke roz sms karte hai, Ek tumhara sms 4 saal baad, World cup jaise aata hai.
Darte hain aag se kahin jal na jaye
Darte hain aag se kahin jal na jaye, Darte hain khuwab se kahin toot na jaye, Sub se jiyada darte hain aap se, Kahin aap humain bhool na jaye.
Unka pyaar basa tha
Jin aankhon mein unka pyaar basa tha, Aaj unhi ke liye baraste dekha hai, Kabhi unke sath har pal guzara tha, Aaj unke liye khudko taraste dekha hai.
What life meant to me?
If some one did ask me what life meant to me? Then I would sit next to U, Pull you close two me, Put my arms around U and say proudly, “This is my life”
What a waste of life if u loose me
Its too heard to loose someone who is: 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly – – That’s me, what a waste of life if u loose me.
Humein satana band karde
Suraj se kaho roshni band kar de, taro se kaho tintimana band karde, aap nahi aasakte to apni yaado se kehdo, humein satana band karde.
Logo ko aksar kehte suna
Logo ko aksar kehte suna: “Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”. Magar aap se mil ke isha mehsoos kiya hai ki, “Aapse milte rahe toh zinda rahenge”
Wahi dil ke kareeb hote hai
Ye dosti ke risthe bhi ajeeb hote hai Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai Rehte hai jo nighao se dur Wahi dil ke kareeb hote hai
Dosti ke rishtey jindagi bahr kaam aate hain
Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain, Palko par aasoon chhod jate hain, Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh humen na bhool jaana, Dosti ke rishtey jindagi bahr kaam aate hain.
Wah kya gazal likh di
Kagaz pe humne zindagi likh di, ashkon se seench har khushi likh di, dard jab humne ubhara lafzo pe, logo ne kaha wah kya gazal likh di
Kele ke saath
Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye. Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo. Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath. Doc: Kele ke saath.
Love is the part of life
Birth is the star of life. Beauty is the art of life. Love is the part of life. But U are the heart of life.
Why do girls close their eyes…
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
My name is nobody
Nobody likes u, Nobody cares 4 u, Nobody misses u, Nobody wants to see u good, Nobody is ur best friend, Nobody is happy with u – – – – – Don’t cry – – – – – My name is nobody
Friendship Is A Sea…
Friendship Is A Sea ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Go Deep In It Go Deep More Deep Chal Bus kr Hunn Dubb K Mrna Ee!…;-)
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz…
Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki tarha ho gai hai Faraz… ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ Aik Ghanta Subha… Aik Ghanta Dupehar… Aik Ghanta Sham….!!!
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui, Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui, Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga, Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.
Hamare alag aik he dunia ho
Chalo phir nafraton ke aag ko apni mohabaton main jakair lain jahan mohabaton ka basera he basera ho sawera he sawera ho na koyi dukh ho na to koye andhera ho hamare alag aik he dunia ho chalo phir hum apni dukhon ko bant lain aur apni khusion key liye…
Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola
Mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola, Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai? Mombati boli, Jisko dil mein jagah di, woh bichade to aansoo to niklenge hi.
Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai
Question: Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai ? Ans: Jab koi larki shadi se pehle pregnent ho jay aur uski maa kahe “Hey bagwhan yeh to ne kaya kia”
Tumare sath reh nahi sakti
Tumare sath reh nahi sakti, Tume khokar ji nahi sakti, Ye kaisa pyaar hain mera, Kisiko chahakar pa nahi sakti.
You can keep me
You can have me if you want. You can keep me if you try But one thing I request U, Please never make me cry. I Love You
Friends are the worst tenants
Friends are the worst tenants: 1. They occupy our heart, 2. They pay no rent, 3. They don’t vacate easily, 4. When they leave, they break the place.
Teacher asks a Computer Student
Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein tere dil, kya jaan bhi naam tere kar Java o Java Java.
Berukhi to bas dilbar ka enkar hai
Shayari kuch nahi ye to labjo ka ejhar hai, Berukhi to bas dilbar ka enkar hai, Aashiki wo nahi jo dharkano ko entejar hai, Mohabbat to wo hai jo dil ko dilbar per etvar hai.
Phool juda hai kato se
Phool juda hai kato se, Khushbu se nahi, Hum juda hai unse, Magar dil se nahi.
Dhundte reh jaoge
Meri dosti ka hisab jo lagaoge, To meri dosti ko behisab paoge, Pani k bulbule si hai meri dosti, Zara si thess lagi to, Dhundte reh jaoge.