Is dil mein basa tha pyaar tera
Is dil mein basa tha pyaar tera, Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya, Badnaam na tujhe hone denge, Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya.
Zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka
Zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka, Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya, Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki, Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se guzro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
Look Outside it’s So Pleasant!
Look Outside it’s So Pleasant! Sun Smiling 4 U ! Trees Dancing 4 U ! Birds Singing 4 U ! Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You “A Happy Friendship Day”
Why you’re dying of AIDS?
A man is dying of cancer: His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?” Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
Zara underwear dikhana
Bhola was working in a garment store. 1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana” Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain”
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge, Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge, Sharafat se contact me rehena, Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge
intezaar bahut hai …
Jiski jhalak mein karar bahut hai Uska milna dushwar bahut hai Jo mere hatho ki lakiron mein nahi Mujhe apni joy se pyaar bahut hai Jisko mere dil ka raasta bhi maloom nahi Dhadkanon ko phir bhi uska intezaar bahut hai …
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS: 1.Too many questions. 2.Difficult to understand. 3.More explanation is needed. 4.Result is always fail!
kkk.kill.com
kkk.Kill.Com .. .. .. Enter the name whom you want to kill. .. .. .. Me? .. .. .. Sure? .. .. .. If yes, press down… .. .. .. Access denied…. Target is already killed by your cute smile…….
Isiliye Disprin sath rakhta hoon.
Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hoon, Dil me gam rakhta hoon, aapki dosti ke baad, logo se wasta kam rakhta hoon, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, isiliye Disprin sath rakhta hoon.
Main sadhu kyun banta?
Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?
Ghum Naa Chupata!
Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain Par Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!
Let me guess what u r doing
Let me guess what u r doing Reading…. No.. Listening music… Na! Watching tv… Now caught u.. Reading sms and missing me… Na na… Now u r smilling.
Your head is growing through your hair
Son: “Dad, are you getting taller?” Dad: “No, why do you ask?” Son: “Because your head is growing through your hair!”
Mujhay yeh bata Mujhay bhool kar Tujhe kya mila
Meri ZINDAGI..! Mujhay yeh bata Mujhay bhool kar Tujhe kya mila. Meri hasratoon Ka hisab day, Dil toor kar,! Tujhe kya mila Tere 4 din k Pyar se mujhe,, Umar bhar ka Ghum mila Main toot kar Bhikhar gya,, Mujhe toor kar Tujhe kia mila..
Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay?
Pathan: Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay? Dusra Pathan: khocha tum to bilkul Akhrot hay ‘sent mesage’ ka matlab khushbu wala message.
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun, Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe, Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
Tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho, Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein
Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein, Aur mita dete hain, Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar, Hamein to wo mitti mein mila dete hain.
An apple a day
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
Kaisa wollu banaya unko….
7 Angels come to me & asked for the most Intelligent Smart Nice Sweet Well Behaved Well Groomed person So i Gave them your address. DEKHA Kaisa wollu banaya unko
Sachi mohabat ki kisy hasrat nahi hoti
Sachi mohabat ki kisy hasrat nahi hoti. Magar har ek ki aisi kismat nahi hoti. Koi ek hota hai jo sama jata hai dil mein. Har kisi se to yun hi mohabat nahi hoti. Piyar kharidna hai agar to piyar se kharido. Ye jazba hai anmol is ki keemat nahi…
Haseen chehre
Haseen chehre par, Kabhi aetbaar na karna, Tod dete hai dil, Kabhi pyaar na karna, Hai guzarish doston se meri, Mar jaoge woh na aayenge, Kabhi intezaar na karna.
Log wahin moot jate hain
Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai, Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai, India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, Jahan bhi deewar milti hai, Log wahin moot jate hain
Ladkiyo ko SMS
Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye
Friendship is a blessing
Friendship is a blessing and to all those who have a friend. it is the most precious gift god could ever send.. Here is wishing you a “Happy Friendship Day”
What’s the baby’s name?
Raj: What is your baby brother name Raju: I dont know he can’t talk yet
Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya
Dua karte hai hum sar juka kya, Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paaye, Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye, Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye.
Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar
Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar, Tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar, Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me Wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.