Shakespeare will never find d right words
Though Shakespeare is great, he’ll never find d right words to describe u because he simply never experienced knowing a wonderful person like u, friend!
One person u love
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Yun kisika peecha hum nahin karte
Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte, Yun kisika ka jaam hum piya nahi karte. Unse kehdo mohabbat ka izhaar aakar khud karein, Yun kisika peecha hum nahin karte
Suraj hua maddham
Suraj hua maddham Chand jal ne laga Aasma yeh hai Kyo pighal ne laga Main tehra raha zameen chal ne lagi Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai? – – – – – – – – Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
Ham dekhte hain: TOM AND JERRY
Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera, Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri, Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.
What would u treasure?
If god asks U to treasure the most important thing of ur life. What would u treasure? It must be a special friend who knows all ur secrets.
Sign post outside our collage
Sign post outside our collage : “Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.
Toot K Bikhrta Dekho
“Aao Kisi Shab Mujhe Toot K Bikhrta Dekho”, “Meri Ragon Mein Zehar Judai Ka Uterta Dekho. Kis Kis Ada Se Tujhe Maanga Hai RAB Se, Aao Kabhi Mujhe Sajdon Mein Sisakta DekHo. Teri Talaash Mein Hum Ne Khud Ko Kho Dia Hai, Mat Aao Saamne Mgar Kahin Chup K Mujhe…
Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy.
Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy. Main Tanha Tanha hi thek hon. Mjhe Chahton se lgta hai Dar. Main Nafraton me hi thek hon. Mjhe Raaston me chor do. mjhe justju-e-mnzil nhi. Na Dikhao mjhko Rasta. Main bhatka howa hi thek hon. Mere Dosto mjhe chor do. Na Suljhao meri Uljhane.…
qeemt pani nahi piyas ki hoti hay..
qeemat pani ki nahi piyas ki hoti hay, keemat mout ki nahi sans ki hoti hay, DOST to buhat hote hain dunya main, Qeemat DOSTI ki nahi AETIBAT ki hoti hai.
Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai
Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, Sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, Pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai
21st Century Girls
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”. But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”
I’ll be ur friend till we grow old
Friendship is a chain of gold. Each link is a smile, a laf, a tear, a grip of d hand, a word of cheer. No matter how heavy the load, I’ll be ur friend till we grow old.
Mumbai, capital of India?
Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India Mother: But why son? Robin: Because thatâ?Ts what I wrote in my test paper
Kisi ne dil badal liya
Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi ne dhadkan badal li, Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko, To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li..
Raat kya chali gayi
Raat kya chali gayi, Sitare chale gaye, Gairon se kya gila, Jub apne chale gaye, Jeet to sakte the, Ishq ki bazi hum bhi, Par unhe jitane ki liye, Hum harte chale gaye.
He made a mother and mother-in-law
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
A message to god
Dear God, Thank u for making me healthy. Can u also make me sexy? If u can’t make me sexy, plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap
Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap, Kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap. Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai, Par mere liye phoolo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap…
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Dur itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya, Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi, Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
You are A Donkey
U r a DONKEY, D:decent O:outclass N:nice K:kind E:excellent Y:young So tell me r u a donkey or not My friend…
How to keep our heart clean?
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean? Mona: I donâ?Tt know. Probably we must eat the soap.
Do mendak …
DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar tar” dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
Aur jab pee gaye zeher to…
Nafrat thi humse to pyar kyon kiya? Dena the zeher to ikraar kyon kiya? Deke zeher ab kehte ho ke peena hi hoga, Aur jab pee gaye, To kehte ho ki ab jeena bhi hoga
Somebody is going to get a spanking
A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”
Narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Zinda ho to sms bhejo, Asman pe ho to barish bhejo, Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo, Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo, Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage
Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage, Bebas hai sapne haqiqat ke aage, Koi ruki huwi dhadkan se puche , Kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage.
Khake paan Paro boli…
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
I bought 3 movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For U and ur parents.