Hamesha sach bolne ki aadat thi
Woh mere har jhoot se khush hota, Jise hamesha sach bolne ki aadat thi, Woh ek aanso bhi girne per khafa hota tha, Jise tanhai mein rone ki aadat thi, Woh kehta tha ke mujhe bhool jaye ga, Jise meri har baat yaad rakhne ki aadat thi, Hamesha maafi mangne…
The reason why I breathe
Monsoon rain or summer heat You are the reason why I breathe Tell me friend what is sweet Is that “YOU” or your heart that beats.
Just a second
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere…
Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Washing myself, of course Preeto : Without soap and water? Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
KHOBSURAT LOG…
KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Achey hon, LEKIN… ACHEY LOG Hamesha Khobsoorat Hotay hain. Jaisy k Aap? Meri misaal lejiaye 😉
A Real Friend…
A Real Friend is one who walks in, when the rest of the world walks out.!
Koi sms nahi
Koi sms nahi, Koi khabar nahi, Aapko shayadh pyaar ki kadar nahi, Hum tho aapko yaad karte hai sans ke sath, Shayad aapko hamari sanso ki fikar nahi.
Dur humse jaa paoge kaise
Dur humse jaa paoge kaise, Humko bhool paoge kaise. Hum who khushbu jo saason mein utar jaye, Khud apni saason ko rok paoge kaise.
Tujhe biwi chahiye
Sardarji: bhagwan mujhe dukh de,dard de,tention de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche bhoot laga de. Bhagwanji: ek line mein bola hota ki tujhe biwi chahiye.
Itney KADWE bhee nahe ki yaad na aaye
Mana hum itney SWEET nahe hain ki diabeties ho jaye , Nahe itney SALTY hai ki B.P badh jaye , Nahe itney TASTY hai ki maza ajaye , Par itney KADWE bhee nahe ki yaad na aaye.
Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai
Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai, Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai, Aap hamein sms bhejte rahe, Hame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai.
Pyaar kya hota hai hum nahi jante
Pyaar kya hota hai hum nahi jante, Zindagi ko apna hum nahi mante, Gum itne mile hain k ab ehsas nahi hota, Pyaar kare koi to vishwas nahi hota!
If u love someone
If you care & love someone don’t lose a grip on the person, You’ll never know the one YOU let go might be the one You’ve waited for all your life.
Apne dil ki raaz jaan jaaiye
Pahle toh apne dil ki raaz jaan jaaiye, Phir jo nigaah-e-yaar kahe maan jaaiye. Kuch keh rahi hain aap ke sine ki dhadkane, Meri sunein to dil ka kaha maan jaaiye. Ek dhoop si jami hai nigaahon ke aas paas, Yeh aap hain toh aap pe qurbaan jaaiye. Shayad huzoor…
Daman phir se churaya nahi karte
Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman phir uss se churaya nahi karte, Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil, Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte, Rakhte hon…
Three things I like about u
Three things i like about u 1:…………… 2: ………….. 3: ………….. Array kuch to acha kia hota zindage me..
Can you write?
Son : Dad, can you write in the dark? Father : I think so. What do you want me to write? Son : Your name on this report card.
Ek pyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon
Soocha kyun na ek mulaqaat karoon Phir soocha kyun na intezaar karoon Phir soocha kyun na ek kaam karoon Ek pyaara sa sms aap ke naam karoon
pyar karney waley bhot kam miltey hai
Zindagi mein loog bhot miltey hai Magar pyar karney waley bhot kam miltey hai I’m lucky i have you For Mehreen from Amra
Agar mehsoos karo gi to hum ko pao gi
Zindagi ki rahon pe jab aage aage jao gi Peeche ek saaya tum hardum pao gi Mudke dekho gi to tanhayi hogi Agar mehsoos karo gi to hum ko pao gi
Pal do pal sath guzar lo
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega, Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo, Kal kya pata kon kiski jindgi se chala jayega.
Abay khajoor..
Abay khajoor… Zoo se bhaagay hue langoor…. Abay saray hue kele k chhilkay… Chusay hue aam, circus k retired bandar… (Aisa kisi ko na kehna feel hota hai).
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo
Sweet things
Sweet things are easy to Buy Sweet words are easy to Say But sweet people like YOU are very difficult to find May your whole life be as Sweet as YOU
What I except from You
“LITTLE” Is what I talk to you. “LOT” Is what I like about you. “SUCCESS” Is what I wish for you “REMEMBRANCE” Is what I except from You.
Dil me jo utar jaye wo tasvir
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR, Mere Jaise Dost ka saath jo mil jaye wo ACCHI TAQDIR…
Search my heart
I opened my wallet, And find it empty, Reach in my pocket, And found few coins, Search my heart, And found U n our friendship, Then I realized, How rich I am.
Beautiful Red Underware
Tutor 2 SANTA: What is ur father’s name? Santa: “Beautiful Red Underware” Tutor: R u joking? Santa: No sir my father’s name is, “Sundar Lal Chadha”
A true FRIEND…
A true friend irritates wen u say I M SAD, Laughs Wen u say I M SORRY, Smiles Wen u say I MISS U, n kicks Wen u say I M BUSY:-)
The fone bill was unexpectdly high…
Man called family meeting one saturday to discuss. Dad said-this is unacceptable i dont use this fone, i only use my work fone.. Mum said-Me too, I hardly ever use this fone.. Son said-I use my office mobile, I never use the home fone.. All of them are shocked and…