Koi aankho se batein karta hain
Koi aankho se batein karta hain, Koi aankhon se mulakate karta hain, Bada mushkil hota hain jawab dena, Jab koi chup raheke sawaal karta hain.
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar..
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain Par unke bachche bade kameene hain Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye, Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
Is nachez ko yaad kiya karo
Hasi ke raste pe chala karo Khushion ki mehak liya karo Pyar se dilon ko chhua karo Jahan aapko gum nazar aaye Is nachez ko yaad kiya karo
Its sweetest when its you
A friend is sweet when its new… but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
Feeling bored?
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip, Take out your… Book from your bag and study.
Ye sans toot jaye to aur baat hai
Aapko bhul jau namumkin si baat he, Aap ko na ho yakin ye aur baat he, Jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yad, Ye sans toot jaye to aur baat hai
The tradegy about life is not death
The tradegy about life is not death itself But it’s when something dies within you while U still alive bcoz u live 2 fell the hurt, Love is very important in life and it almost died within me But u came and rescued it.
Dosti karna hame bhi sikhado zara
Dosti karna hame bhi sikhado zara, Us dil ke kone me ham ko bhi bithado zara, Hum tumhare dil mein hain k nahi, Zuban se na sahi sms se to batado zara.
Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa ke to dikha …
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug me aake to dikha … Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara, Bin Laden ko hath laga ke to dikha. Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya, mere gym me aake ek dumbell utha k to dikha. Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi…
My friendship will never die
Flowers need sunshine, Violets need dew, All angels in heaven know I need u. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
Principle to Students:
Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for 6 hours 🙂
Har najar ka milna pyaar nahi hota
Har jagha bethana intjar nahi hota, Har khamosi ka matlab inkar nahi hota, Najare to har ek se milti hai, Har najar ka milna pyaar nahi hota.
Kuch ajeeb faslo ka janm ho raha hai
Kuch ajeeb faslo ka janm ho raha hai Naseeb mera jaagkar bhi soo raha hai Kaise keh du tuta dil dhadakta nahi Jabki aaj dil ka har tukda ro raha hai .
Kisi ko to aana tha
Aaj yah baat samajh mein aayi, Is dharti par aapki hukumat samajh aayi, Aapko dharti par bhejna khuda ka ek bahana tha, Kyunki ravan ke baad kisi ko toh aana tha!!
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan
Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Me Yahan Woh Wahan, Are Woh Woh Too Boliye , Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan.
Friend is an angel
Friend is an angel, Someone that’s true, An angel I luv and, Who luvs me 2!, Someone who cares me, Everything i do, A friend and angel, for me its U.
Why do boys go to the temple?
Q: Why do boys go to temples? Ans: Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find Pooja, Bhakti, Bhawana, Shradha, Aarti, Archna, Aaradhna, Laxmi, Jyoti…
Hamein bhi ek gunaah ka hak hai
Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka hak hai Har rooh ko ek aah ka hak hai Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai is duniya mein Hamein bhi ek gunaah ka hak hai
Chahat main kisi ka imtihaan na lena
Chahat main kisi ka imtihaan na lena, Jo nibha hi na sako wo waada na dena, Jiss ko tum bin jeene ki aadat hi na ho, Usse kabhi jeene ki dua na dena.
Ise duniya mein dost kam milenge
Ise duniya mein dost kam milenge, Ise duniya mein gam hi gam milenge, Jaha duniya najar fer legi, Use mode par tumhein ham milenge.
New punishment for mobile owners
New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer qaid, aap mat darain KANJOOS k liye ek lakh ka inam hai ha ha ha…
Just walk beside me
Don’t walk infront of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. “Happy Friendship Day”
Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Just be gently… put a finger inside… Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it, Just put three more fingers… That’s it! now just rub it up and down… Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! … That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!
Kya hua jo hum door rehte ho
Mana hum haalaat se majbur rehte hain, Phir bhi tere khayalon me chur rehte hai. Aakhon me rehti hai tasveer tumhari, Kya hua jo hum door rehte ho.
Musibat ka syrup ho tum
Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Afat ha injection ho tum par Kya kare jhelna padta hai Kyunki dosti ka oxgen bhi ho tum.
Ho gaye barbadi
Macher or makhi ki ho gaye shaadi, Pehli he raat mai ho gaye barbaadi, Macher ki to kismet he khoti thee, Makhi morteen laga ker soti thee.
Haath mein zakham to aaya hota
Kaash banane waale ne dil sheeshe ka banaya hota … to todne waale ke haath mein zakham to aaya hota
2 care 4 U is an art
2 know U is an adventure, 2 care 4 U is an art, 2 listen 2 U is an honor, 2 talk 2 U is a pleasure, but 2 have U as my friend, Is an absolute treasure!!!
Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap
A sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : ‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’ One day his wife fed up of this answered : ‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’