Candle bujha dena
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Hogaya kitna paraya apna hi dil
Hansi ke peeche hazaaron aansoo chhupate chale Dil main ghum ka dariya sambhaalte huey Na koi raasta… Na koi manzil Hogaya kitna paraya apna hi dil
Dost ko bhulana galat hai
Dost ko bhulana galat hai, Unhi ka zindagi bhar saath hai. Agar bhul gaye to khali haath hai, Aur agar saath rahe to zamana kahega, Kya baat hai!
Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
Kanton ki seej per chalne ki hamen ab aadat hogai hay, Na roye hamen dekh ker Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
Race Is not over
The most influential sentence which should always be followed in life:- “THE RACE IS NOT OVER… BECAUSE I HAVEN’T WON YET…”
Jitna hum aapki tareef kare
Jitna hum aapki tareef kare woh kam nahi, Bas khuda se aapki bheek mangte hai woh kam nahi, Jab usne milaya hain aapko humse, Kabhi door na kare aapko hamare dil se, Hume is baat ki soch hi maar dale, Kabhi aisa na ho ke hum kuch ghalat kar jaaye.
Yaad karne ke liye
Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, aap nahi to aap ki tasveer chahiye par aap ki tasveer hamara dil bhoola nahi sakti kyonki wo aap ki tarha muskura nahi sakti
World is not mine
Everything in this world is so fine, But everything in this world is not mine, One thing that is pure n divine-Ur Friendship.
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Most Brilliant Sardar…
The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar : Multiply both sides by “Zero” LHS = RHS 😀
Jawano k liye Ehem Nasihaten…
1. Khud ko Mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi lush pash bachi guzar jaye aur thumhen pata bhi na chale 2. Bike ho ya car kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, bulk ye samjho k ye rocket hai 3. Koshish karo k apne hum…
Un-Invited Guests…
Love and Death are teo uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come. But both do the same work. One takes the Heart & the other takes its Beats.
Mobile wale mein dam hai
Hum hum hain, tum tum ho Na hum kam hain Na tum kam ho To kis bat ka gam hai SMS bhejte raho, Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.
Haseeno ke baal
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, Ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai, Na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai.
Pura dil khali karna pada
Dil mein aapki yaad basane ke liye, Pura dil khali karna pada, Magar dil itna chota padgaya ki, Dhadkan pe bhi aapka naam likhna pada.
Darte hai hum ab khwaabon se
Darte hai hum ab khwaabon se Kahin phirse umeed na laga bhete apno se Ab toh tanhayi hi apni mehfil hai Ye soch ke har pal ko jiye jaa rahe hai
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, Aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare, Tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain.
Jise dil diya…
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa
Ae chand tu chamak ya na chamak hume usse koi gum nahi, Kyunki hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa jiski chamak tujhse kam nahi.
Winner never quit
A winner never quit, But a quiter never win, So choose the best one.
Hamesha sach bolne ki aadat thi
Woh mere har jhoot se khush hota, Jise hamesha sach bolne ki aadat thi, Woh ek aanso bhi girne per khafa hota tha, Jise tanhai mein rone ki aadat thi, Woh kehta tha ke mujhe bhool jaye ga, Jise meri har baat yaad rakhne ki aadat thi, Hamesha maafi mangne…
The reason why I breathe
Monsoon rain or summer heat You are the reason why I breathe Tell me friend what is sweet Is that “YOU” or your heart that beats.
Just a second
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere…
Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Washing myself, of course Preeto : Without soap and water? Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
KHOBSURAT LOG…
KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahi k Achey hon, LEKIN… ACHEY LOG Hamesha Khobsoorat Hotay hain. Jaisy k Aap? Meri misaal lejiaye 😉
A Real Friend…
A Real Friend is one who walks in, when the rest of the world walks out.!
Koi sms nahi
Koi sms nahi, Koi khabar nahi, Aapko shayadh pyaar ki kadar nahi, Hum tho aapko yaad karte hai sans ke sath, Shayad aapko hamari sanso ki fikar nahi.
Dur humse jaa paoge kaise
Dur humse jaa paoge kaise, Humko bhool paoge kaise. Hum who khushbu jo saason mein utar jaye, Khud apni saason ko rok paoge kaise.
Tujhe biwi chahiye
Sardarji: bhagwan mujhe dukh de,dard de,tention de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche bhoot laga de. Bhagwanji: ek line mein bola hota ki tujhe biwi chahiye.
Itney KADWE bhee nahe ki yaad na aaye
Mana hum itney SWEET nahe hain ki diabeties ho jaye , Nahe itney SALTY hai ki B.P badh jaye , Nahe itney TASTY hai ki maza ajaye , Par itney KADWE bhee nahe ki yaad na aaye.