Bewafa say kabhi pyaar nahin hota
Bewafa say kabhi pyaar nahin hota, Marnay kay bad intizaar nahin hota, Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna, Har koi hamari tarhan, Cool, sweet and smart nahin hota.
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai
Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai Jab tum mujhe apna kehte ho Apne pe guroor aa jata hai
Khushiyon ke sapne dikhane lagi hai tu
Veerana thi yeh zindagi tere aane se pehle, Khushiyon ke sapne dikhane lagi hai tu, Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi ehsaas, Iss kadar meri saanso mein samane lagi hai tu.
Thanda matlab coca cola
Mai uski yaad me ban gaya barf ka gola vo kahte hai thanda matlab coca cola.
Khudko mitaya jata hai
Rista ulfat ka yun nibhaya jata hai, Ashk pi kar bhi muskuraya jata hai, Aise bhi modh aate hai zindagi mein, Kisi ki khatir khudko mitaya jata hai.
Validity of being a friend
Ur validity of being my FRIEND Is going to b EXPIRE in 2 days, So please RECHARGE ur FRIENDSHIP By sending 4 or 5 SMS to me immediately…
Make a best selling
Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling? Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.
Never stop sharing and helping others…
No candle loses its light While lighting another candle So Never stop sharing and helping others Because It makes your life more meaningfull!
Hum nazuk nazuk dil wale…
Hum nazuk nazuk dil wale bus aise hi tu hote hain Kabhi haste hain kabhi rote hain kabhi Dil ma khowab pirotay hain Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirte hain Kabhi zaat mai tanha hote hain Kabhi chup ki mohar sajatay hain Kabhi geet labon per latay hain Kabhi sab ka dil…
Har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti
Har ek jazbat ko zuba nahi milti, Har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti, Muskan banaye rakho toh duniya hai sath, Aanshu ko to apni khud k aankh mein bhi panaah nahi milti.
Jab mulakat nahi hoti
Nikal te hai aanso, jab mulakat nahi hoti, Tut jata hai dil, jab baat nahi hoti, Aapki jaan ki kasam aap yaad na aaye, Aisi koi subah, sham nahi hoti.
Dil ko dil se churaya tumne
Dil ko dil se churaya tumne, Dur hote huye bhi apna banaya tumne, Kabhi bhul nahi payenge tumko ae dost, Kyonki dosti karana sikhaya tumne.
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
Mamu ka dost
Mamu : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Mamu ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Yeh pal yaad-gaar kijiye
In bikhri hui najhmo ko, ek taar dijiye Mein gazal ko gaunga, aap sitaar lijiye! Aaj na jayiye, yeh pal yaad-gaar kijiye Ye raat mere aagosh mein gujaar dijiye!!
Yaad mein teri aansoo bahate hai koyi
Yaad mein teri aansoo bahate hai kuy Har saans ke sath tujhe yaad karte hai kuy Mout to sach hai aani hai Lekin teri judayi mein har roz marte hai kuy
No one rested
God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested.
Jaisi ho hawa
Jaisi ho hawa waise he rukh kar lena, pyar se jo bulaye ijjat usey baksh dena, apni aur se na karna kabhi koi gustakhi, auron ki bhulon ko jyada aihmiyat na dena.
Mujh mein shamil hai tu
Ankhoon se dhadkan tak Dhadkan se dil tak Chahaton se arzoo tak Aur azroo se hakikat tak Subah se raat tak Badal se barsaat tak Gum se kushi tak Zakham se marham tak Zasbaatoon se baat tak Baat se mulakat tak Judaai se milan tak Nazadikioon se doori tak Ankhoo…
Don’t get angry
Roses are red, violets are blue, Monkeys like u should b kept in da zoo!! Don’t get angry , U’ll find me there too! Not in the cage but laughing at u.
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram. Ram opens the door. Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking? Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
when l look at my friends…
Shakespear says “when l look at my friends l 4get all my worries & sorrows & l consider myself the richest person of the world”.
Pathan Ne A.C Lagwaya…
Pathan Ne A.C Lagwaya 1 Shaks Ne Poucha: Aap ko To Sardi Bohat Lagti Hai? Pathan: . Tabhi to Ulta Lagwaya Hai Garam Hawa Andar aur Thandi Hawa Bahar.. . .
Jo log dard ko samjhte hen….
Jo log dard ko samjhte hen wo kbhi b dard ki waja nhi bante. Aur jo log sachi dosti krte hen wo dard sehna to jante hain lekin dard dena nhi jante. Dedicated to all Friendz
Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi…
Pathan Bus Stop py: Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi..? Admi: 20 number.. 4 ghnty bad wo admi wapis aya to dekha pathan stop pr hi tha.. Admi bola: khan sahib ap gaye nhi abi tk? Pathan: bS yAra 17 bUs gUzr gya hy 3 aUr gUzr jAye…
Mein bht kanjus hun…
Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny dost k sath bheja or saary paisy bchaye.
Tutne par chubhte hai
Rishte kaanch ke bane hote hai, Ye tutne par chubhte hai, Hatheli par sambhal kar rakhna inhe, Kyonki inhe tutne mein pal, Aur judne mein barso lagte hai.
Aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya
Itna jaldi daaman chhod diya, Itna jaldi vaada tod diya, Abhi to zindagi ke sansein hai baaki, Aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya
Teri chahat ke deewane hue hum
Teri chahat ke deewane hue hum, Teri shama ke parwaane hue hum, Teri baaton ne dil ko di aisi sukoon, Teri har adaa pe mastaane hue hum.
Koi bat ho na ho
Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho, Kal mein aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho, Aapki dosti hamesha is dil mein rahegi, Chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho.