Premi and Premika
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya. Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.
Friendship is not about…
Friendship is not about “I M SORRY” Its about “ABAY TERI GHALTI HY” Friendship is not about “WHERE R U” Its about “KAHAN MAR GAYA” Friendship is not about “I UNDERSTAND” Its about “SAB TERI WAJA SE HOWA MANHUS” Friendship is not about “I CARE 4 U” Its about “KAMINO…
Auro ne to kya
Hasino ne haseen bankar gunaah kiya, Auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya. Pesh kiya jab shayari mein humne unki bewafai ko, Auro ne to kya unhone bhi wah-wah kiya.
Chala jaaoon ga main ye jahan chor kar
Is aas main chala jaaoon ga main ye jahan chor kar Ke shayad mera marna hi kuch kaam aaye ga Shayad chali aaye tu us pal mere paas daudkar Jis pal tere paas meri maut ka paigam aaye ga
Fastest means of communication
What r the 3 fastest ways of communication? A-telephone B-television C-tell-a woman
Yakin pe yakin dilate hai Dost
Yakin pe yakin dilate hai Dost, Rah chalte ko bewakuf banate hai Dost, Sharbat batakar daru pilate hai Dost, Par jo kuch bhi ho, Sale bahut yaad ayate hai Dost.
An old rich man marries
An old rich man marries a young girl!!! Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in mein shadi ke liye kia dheka? Girl : Ek to in ki income aur doosra in ke din kum.
A good friend
A good friend is like a computer, He enters in your life, Save himself in your heart, Formats all your troubles And never delete you from his heart. Happy Friendship Day.
Kismat me tera deedar bhi nahi
Kismat me tera deedar bhi nahi, Aur tujhe paane hasrat rakhte hai hum. Ek tare aane ki umeed hi to hai, Jiske sahare jeete hai hum.
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki, Chahat tumhari majhburi ban jaye, Chaho kisi ko itna ki, Tumhari pyar uske ke liye, Ek zaruri ban jaye.
Hum zindgi se shikwa kaise karen
Her kadam pe imtihan leti hai zindagi. Her waqt naey sadme deti hay zndagi. Hum zindgi se shikwa kaise karen Aap jaise dost bi to dati hai zindgi
You are equal to sixty james bond!!!
You are equal to sixty james bond!!! How??? 007 * 60 = 420
Friends r like street lights
Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter, But they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.
Mujhe talash hai
Mujhe ulfaton mein samet lo mujhe bekhudi ki talash hai Jo dilon mein rooh mein utar sake usi rahgni ki talash hai Mein ulhaj gaya mein bikhar gaya mere humsafer meri baat sun Mujhe zindagi ki talash hai mujhe roshni ki talash hai Aey mere khuda teri di hui Gam-e-zindagi…
Aapki dosti ek jarurat se lagti hai
Yeh duriya ajib si lagti hai, Aap se baten hui muddat si lagti hai, Jab bhi sochte hai zindagi ki bare mein, To aapki dosti ek jarurat se lagti hai.
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota ‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha, Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha.
Dil ki dhadkane sunaye kaise
Dil ki dhadkane sunaye kaise, Hum apne dil ka haal bataye kaise, Dil hai jis k liye dewana, Use hum apna banayen kaise, Apney bhi aab paraye lagte hai, Hum apne pyaar is zalim dunia se chupaye kaise.
God gives us two gifts
God gives us two gifts… One is chance and the other is choice, Chance 2 have friends And choice to select the best ones like U. “HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY”
What’s STUDY?
What’s STUDY? Sitting,Talking, Unlimited Dreaming and Yawning…so STUDY. (don’t waste ur time) Oh god…! I have got soooo much to STUDY…..
Yeh ehesas hai hamari
Gum ke sagar mein is kadar kho gai hai zindagi, Tum aajao wapas yeh guzarish hai hamari, Shayad mujhe tumhari adat se ho gai hai. Yeh ehesas hai hamari.
Yaad karne ke liye bhoolna jaroori hai
Aankho ke liye roshni jaroori hai, Pyar ke liye dosti jaroori hai, Hum to aap ko kabhi yaad nahi karte, Kyoon ki…… Yaad karne ke liye bhoolna jaroori hai
Chudel keh rahe ho?
Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho. Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho. Aaj kya piya hai, jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho? Husband: Aaj mein pura hosh-o-hawaas mein hun.
The tradegy about life is not death
The tradegy about life is not death itself But it’s when something dies within you while U still alive bcoz u live 2 fell the hurt, Love is very important in life and it almost died within me But u came and rescued it.
Doctor, I have a problem
Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’ Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’ Sardarji : ‘What problem?’
A friend …
A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, A friend is honest, a friend is true, A friend is precious a friend is U.
Koi aankho se batein karta hain
Koi aankho se batein karta hain, Koi aankhon se mulakate karta hain, Bada mushkil hota hain jawab dena, Jab koi chup raheke sawaal karta hain.
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar..
Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain Par unke bachche bade kameene hain Jo hamein mama, mama kah kar bulate hain
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai, Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye, Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
Is nachez ko yaad kiya karo
Hasi ke raste pe chala karo Khushion ki mehak liya karo Pyar se dilon ko chhua karo Jahan aapko gum nazar aaye Is nachez ko yaad kiya karo