Sardar’s exam and fighting
2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Jab aapki yaad saath hoti hai
Aankho se barsat hoti hai, Jab aapki yaad saath hoti hai, Jab bhi busy rahe mera mobile, Samjh lena apki khusi ke liye, Meri khuda se baat hoti hai!!
A little more laugh
Friendship is a little more trust, A little less try, A little more laugh, And a little less cry, A little more WE and a little less I. Happy Friendship Day!!!
I can’t live without U
I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…
LoveLess Life….
Loveless life is fruitless tree But, Friendless life is a rootless tree! Tree can live without fruit but not without root! So never lose ur gud FRIENDS….
Ye Zindagi….
Ye Zindagi hai Ek Kamal Bina Paise K Nahi koi haal Tum Bhi Kangaal Humb bHi Kangaal To Phir Aao Kheltay Hain Misscall Misscall…!!!
Aapko khushi hogi
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, Har din karu to paresani hogi, Kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi, Par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil dooba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein, Hume mat dhoodna duniya ki bhid mein, Hum milenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.
Tere intezaar mein hui subah se shaam
Tere intezaar mein hui subah se shaam, Teri chahat mein hua ye dil belagaam, Tujhe paane ki aarzoo meri jald ho poori, Ki hothon pe aata hai sirf tera hi naam.
Itna pyaar kyon hai
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
Dost kaha ho?
Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai! Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say riju karien
8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
The world gives me so many reasons
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it, but whenever it happens I just stop & think of U, And say, “How can I hate this world when U are a part of it.”
Who’s dear & near friend
Who’s hot… Its U, Who’s Charming… Its U, Who’s Sweetest.. Its U, Who’s Intelligent… Its U, Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Two cops in a car patrol
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
Difference between horror and beauty…
A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep… But horror is wen it hugs u bAck 🙂
Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai Har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai Manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya Rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain
Kab tak khud ko rok payegi
Kab tak khud ko rok payegi, Bina mere woh na reh payegi. Main bas junga uski yaado mein iss tarah, Ki phir woh doosro ko yaad karna bhool jayegi.
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho, Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein, Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho.
Soowar ke bachhe!
Soowar ke bachhe! Ullo ke patthe! Kutte ke pille ! Gadhe ki aulaad ! Bhains ke bachhde, Bakri ke memne, Sab kitne chote-chote, Piare-piare hote haina.
Sirf plot kharidna hai
Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi. Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay” “Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…”
Jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge
Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge, Bhule bhi kabhie hum tumhe yaad aayenge, Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge
Sardar’s honeymoon
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
It takes half of our life
It takes half of our life to find true luv, And half to keep them. I’m lucky to spend less than half in finding U And the rest of my life to be spent in keeping U in my heart.
Boyfriend, lovers and husbands
Boyfriends are like panipuri, Tastes good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot & spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there is no choice…
Friends r like mornings
Friends r like mornings, U can’t have them the whole day, But U can be sure, They’ll be there when U wake up, Tomorrow,next week, next year…
Pass reh kar bhi
Kaun kehta hai ki hum majboor hai, Pyaar karte hai kya hua agar door hai, Log pass reh kar bhi pyaar ko nahi samajhte, Aur ek hum hai ke door reh kar bhi pyaar se bharpor hai! Miss You
Kisi ko palkon par na bithaao
Kisi ko palkon par na bithaao, Wahaan to sirf sapne baste hain, Bithaao to dil mein bithaao, Kyonki yahaan sirf apne baste hain… (’_’)
Is kadar chaha hai tujhe humney
Is kadar chaha hai tujhe humney Tere siwa kuch nazar aata nahi Aik tere he jalwa rehta hai ankhoon mai Ab kuch mere nighaon ko bhata nahisf.