Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha,
Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy? Memon: Yaar main khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm” :p
Dad to Son
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
ustaad 10 fruits k naam batao
Ustaad : 10 fruits k naam batao… Pathan: 5 kelay, 5 malte… 🙂
Wafa na sahi bewafayi to milti hai
Mehfil na sahi tanhayi to milti hai Milan na sahi judayi to milti hai Kaun kehta hai mohabbat mein khuch nahin milta Wafa na sahi bewafayi to milti hai
Higher Studies Man !!!
Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a Person asked what she was doing. She replied : Higher Studies Man !!!
Ae eman waalo! Yad rakho!
Ae eman waalo! Yad rakho! *.*__Π____*.*/_____/Δ\*.*l___Ω_.*. Wo Ghar, Zamin pr *Sitaron ki tarah Chamke ga jis ghr ki *main baho banu gi.
1 memon yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon
1 Memon: Yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon…Mujhay 1000 Rupees dai day… Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Dost hi dost k kam aata hai… Dosra Memon: Yeh 20 rupees lay riksha ker aur purse lai aa…..
Nasha ham karte hai
Nasha ham karte hai, Ilzam sharab pe aata hai, Is mein shrab ka kya kasoor, Unka hai jinka chehra, Har jam mein najar aata hai.
Can u send me ur photo
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp … I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hai
Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hai, Gum chupakar muskurana padta hai, kabhi ham bhi dost the aapke, Aaj kal aapko yad dilana padta hai.
Kabhi Kabhi meray dil main khiyal ata hai…
Kabhi Kabhi meray dil main khiyal ata hai  ? ?  ?  ? ? ? ? 100 ka load kerwao to 85 kiyon ata hai????[:o]
Johny Johny rhyme in Hyderabadi style
Jaani Jaani Ji Abba, Shakkar khare potte…nai bawa, Jhoot bolra re, Muh khol re haramzadi…ha haa haaa
Unhone hi bhul jaane ka paigaam de diya
Mujhe kisi ne bewafa ka naam diya Saathi ne jaise zeher ka jaam diya Jo kabhi kaha karte they, bhula mat dena Unhone hi bhul jaane ka paigaam de diya
Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana. 🙂
Chinese died
Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him. Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died. Santa went to China to know the meaning, it was – IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGN PIPE.
Q: Woh konsi 3 jagahain hain …
Sawal!!!! Q: Woh konsi 3 jagahain hain jahan insan kabhi nahi marta????  Guess….  Ok i ‘ll tell u 1:Jannat 2:Dozakh Aur 3:Star plus 🙂
Mujhe pyaar karna na aaya
Mere pyar ko dunia mein koi na samaj na paya, Roti thi jab tanha koi mere saath na aaya, Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein, Aur wo kehte hain ki mujhe pyaar karna na aaya
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles…
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Raja asked Rani what’s this? Rani replied idiot it was a miss call.
Woh nazar se utna hi dur hai
Yeh meri talash ka jurm hai, Ya meri wafa ka kasoor, Jo dil ka jetne kareeb hai, Woh nazar se utna hi dur hai
Din ko neend nahi aati
Din ko neend nahi aati Rat ko chain nahi aata Maine dil se pocha kiya yeh pyar hai??? Dil bola…Nahi aj kal load shedding ki waja se sabka yehi hal hai…
Rain makes beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful … The grass & flowers 2 … If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
“BREAKING NEWS”
“BREAKING NEWS”  1 Pakistani ne pani main 24 ghantay tak sans roknay ka almi record qayam kerdiya hai!!!   * * * * * * * *  Janazay ka ilan bad main kiya jaye ga…. 🙂
To aap apne hosh kho diye hote
Agar humne aapko apne gum de diye hote, To aap apne hosh kho diye hote, Hum to phir bhi muskura rahe hai, Aap to khuda ki kasam ro diye hote!
God’s apology
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha
Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha, Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hai “TOTA” bola ” PATHAN” hai salaa.
Paas aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain
Paas aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain, Hum akele they akele hi reh jate hain, Dil ka dard kis ko dikhayein, Marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hai.
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD…
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI … ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA “MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA…” AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE…??? BOLO BOLO…. ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ….. BOLO BOLO… BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI….
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
– Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? – It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Ye mahobbat hai jara bach ke rehna
Kali ne pholo ko kuch khash banaya, Pholo ne mali ko kuch khash dekhaya, Ye mahobbat hai jara bach ke rehna, Isne na jane kitno ko devdas banaya.
Shikwa Humain manzoor nahi
Shikwa Humain manzoor nahi…. Aj na hi koi bahana hoga…. Ap ko hamari khushyoon ki kasam…. Is Jummay to app ko ” NAHANA” hoga…..:)