Mumbai, capital of India?
Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India Mother: But why son? Robin: Because thatâ?Ts what I wrote in my test paper
Kisi ne dil badal liya
Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi ne dhadkan badal li, Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko, To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li..
Raat kya chali gayi
Raat kya chali gayi, Sitare chale gaye, Gairon se kya gila, Jub apne chale gaye, Jeet to sakte the, Ishq ki bazi hum bhi, Par unhe jitane ki liye, Hum harte chale gaye.
He made a mother and mother-in-law
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
A message to god
Dear God, Thank u for making me healthy. Can u also make me sexy? If u can’t make me sexy, plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap
Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap, Kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap. Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai, Par mere liye phoolo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap…
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Dur itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya, Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi, Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
You are A Donkey
U r a DONKEY, D:decent O:outclass N:nice K:kind E:excellent Y:young So tell me r u a donkey or not My friend…
How to keep our heart clean?
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean? Mona: I donâ?Tt know. Probably we must eat the soap.
Do mendak …
DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar tar” dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
Aur jab pee gaye zeher to…
Nafrat thi humse to pyar kyon kiya? Dena the zeher to ikraar kyon kiya? Deke zeher ab kehte ho ke peena hi hoga, Aur jab pee gaye, To kehte ho ki ab jeena bhi hoga
Somebody is going to get a spanking
A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”
Narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Zinda ho to sms bhejo, Asman pe ho to barish bhejo, Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo, Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo, Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage
Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage, Bebas hai sapne haqiqat ke aage, Koi ruki huwi dhadkan se puche , Kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage.
Khake paan Paro boli…
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
I bought 3 movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For U and ur parents.
It’s gud to have money
It’s gud to have money & the things it can buy but it’s also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven’t lost the things money can’t buy…. FRIENDS!
Kya ho gai khata hamse
Kya ho gai khata hamse, Jo sms aana band hai, Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya, Mobile connection band hai.
Dil todana
dil todna humari adat nahi, dil hum kisika dukhate nahi bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi!!
Kyon bante hain bewafo woo?
Tanhaiyoon se darte hain jo, karte hain kya woo? Mohabat se door hain jo, karte hain kaya woo? Marte hain jo es jahan main, roote hain kyon loog? Karte hain jo mohabat, kyon bante hain bewafa woo?
Still people say this is men’s world
When a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is flirting. when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty, When boy licks he is tharkey. When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people But if a boy falls everybody laughs. STILL…
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. Itâ?Ts an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it’ll never bounce.
Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai
Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai, Kyon ishq ka nasha jald utar jata hai, Phale iqrar aur ab inkar, Kyon to moosam ki tarhan badal jata hai.
Humse bhi na Muskuraya jaaye.
Koi Dost Aisa Banaya Jaye, Jiske aansuon ko palko me chhupaya jaaye!, Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa, ki agar wo rahe udass to humse bhi na Muskuraya jaaye.
Saala chakkar kya hai!
When U feel that nobody loves U nobody cares 4 u & everyone is ignoring U,n hating U, U should ask Urself.. Saala Chakkar kya hai!
Our car only starts with petrol
Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?” Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.” Rajiv: “Really – Ours only starts with petrol.”
Jish mod pe duniya nazar fer legi
Ish duniya me dost bahot kam milege, Ish duniya me gam hi gam milege, Jish mod pe duniya nazar fer legi, Ush mod pe ye dost tumhe ham milege
Milna hai to mil
Milna hai to mil, Isi duniya ke chaman main, Phir kya milna hoga, Jab laaash hogi kafan mein.
Mom & Son
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON: “One,…
