English start with ABC
English start with ABC, Maths start with 123, But friendship start with, You & Me…
PLZ-TRY-LETTER
Girl Pathan se: Jab ap k pas mubil hy aur mary pas b hy to ap ne LETTER q bheja? Pathan.. O ham ne tum ko call kya tha us me larki boli PLZ-Try-Letter
ACHI TO BOHUT LAGTI HAIN WO JHEEL SI AANKHAIN
ACHI TO BOHUT LAGTI HAIN WO JHEEL SI AANKHAIN DIL IS LIYE DHERKA HAY GEHRAAI BOHUT HAY………
Nazar tum aate ho
Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho, kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho, Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho, Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!
Mosquito song…
Mosquito song… Bhegey hont terey, pyasa dunk mera, Lagey amrit sa, mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaro, Tujhey shubha tak mein, Shujadoon yarr wooh oh oh wooh oh oh…
Bas itna hi tha sath aapka mera
Har din woh aapki meri mulaqat, Har roz hasna ruthna aapka, Gaye woh din milne ke aapko, Gaye woh din manane hasane k aapko, Bas itna hi tha sath aapka mera, Yahi soch ke haste apni kismat par
Meri shaadi mein dance kon karega
Har karz dosti ka ada kon karega, Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega, Ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega
U r my dearest
A : U r active. B : U r best. C : U r cute. D : U r my dearest. E : U r excellent. F : U r always first. G : U r great. Sorry can’t lie till Z.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Waha tujh ko hum milenge
Zindagi ki raha mai jo gum milenge, Woh apni zindagi se kam milenge, Jaha duniya nighahe pher legi, Waha tujh ko hum milenge
Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi
Na jane kyo abhi ek aasu aankh se chalka, Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi, Chahat hai itni tum se milneki, Haste huye bhi aankhe bhar aayi.
Practise makes a man perfect
Chalte chalte kai tum gir na jana , Gir bhi gaye tho phir uthkar chalna bhool na jana! Dar lage tho mera naam lekar chalne lag jana, Aisa tum roj sirf 2 ghante karna bas tum do mahino me chalna sikh javoge ! Kyuki ‘practise makes a man perfect’
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte, ” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai. Lekin 1 baat janlo mere sir par bal aana muskil hi nahi namunkin bhi hai.”
Khushion ki jagah nahin
Aap aaye zindagi mein humare farishta bankar, Khushiyan bhi hazar di hai aapne… Achanak kya baat hogayi, kyun aap aur hum dur hogaye? Shayad hamare naseeb mein khushion ki jagah nahin
I can only say
Alone I can only say, But together we can shout, Alone I can only smile, But together we can laugh, Alone I can only live, But together we can celebrate, That’s friendship.
Boy and Girl
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai. Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
What is more useful after it is broken?
What is more useful after it is broken? . . . ?? . . . An Egg 😉 Which is most shocking city? . . . ?? . . . Electri-City 🙂 How many great men were born in pakistan? . . . ?? . . . None, Only Babies…
Tujhe jannat mein rakh lun
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, Ek suroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga, Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun Phir usse mera khayal aaya hoga.
Hello Jan
Hi jan Hello jan! Wats up jan? Missing you jan… Dont get excited with the word of jan. Because jan is the short form of janwar Ha ha ha ha….
Na chahate hue bhi yaad hamari aayegi
Har aahat ehsas hamara dilayegi, Har hawa kissa humara sunayegi, Hum itna yadein bhar denge aapki zindagi mein Ki na chahate hue bhi yaad hamari aayegi
Log puchte hai main…
Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki, Tere jate hee badal gaye nazar zamane ki, Log puchte hai main khush kyo nahi, Kaya kahu meri to aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki.
Ek hasi jo hasa de
Ek hasi jo hasa de, Ek ansu jo rula de, Ek arzu jo jaga de, Ek chahat jo samjh le, Her ahat jo jaan le, Usi rishte ka naam hai “DOSTI”
I remember you!!!
Flower remembers bees, Fish remembers water, Tree remembers the rain, At this moment I remember you! To say happy friendship day to U!
Raja and Rani using Pigeon
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He was angrier and called to rani. She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
The Value of Life…
A Strange Reality: The ValuEof liFe iNcReasEs Only aFter iT iS lOst . . . Wnt proof? Alive chicken Rs 100/- Chicken Tandori Rs 400/- 😛
Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga
Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga
Nazar lag gayi mere pyar ko
Mili hai bahut saza unse dil lagane ki, Nazar lag gayi mere pyar ko jamane ki, Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono haath Kyonki aarzo reh gayi unhe gale lagane ki
Ek tum ho jo…
Ek tum ho jo itney achhey ho, Ek tum ho jo kitney pyare ho, Ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, Ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, Aur ek hum hain, Jo jhooth par jhooth boley jaa rahey hain
Who let the dogs out
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out…who who who
World’s smallest resignation letter…
World’s smallest resignation letter… Respected sir, I luv ur wife.