Itna pyaar kyon hai
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
Dost kaha ho?
Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai! Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say riju karien
8 khaye nahi jayenge
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
The world gives me so many reasons
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it, but whenever it happens I just stop & think of U, And say, “How can I hate this world when U are a part of it.”
Who’s dear & near friend
Who’s hot… Its U, Who’s Charming… Its U, Who’s Sweetest.. Its U, Who’s Intelligent… Its U, Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Two cops in a car patrol
Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other – “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”
Difference between horror and beauty…
A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep… But horror is wen it hugs u bAck 🙂
Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai Har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai Manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya Rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain
Kab tak khud ko rok payegi
Kab tak khud ko rok payegi, Bina mere woh na reh payegi. Main bas junga uski yaado mein iss tarah, Ki phir woh doosro ko yaad karna bhool jayegi.
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho, Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein, Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho.
Soowar ke bachhe!
Soowar ke bachhe! Ullo ke patthe! Kutte ke pille ! Gadhe ki aulaad ! Bhains ke bachhde, Bakri ke memne, Sab kitne chote-chote, Piare-piare hote haina.
Sirf plot kharidna hai
Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi. Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay” “Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…”
Jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge
Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge, Bhule bhi kabhie hum tumhe yaad aayenge, Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge
Sardar’s honeymoon
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
It takes half of our life
It takes half of our life to find true luv, And half to keep them. I’m lucky to spend less than half in finding U And the rest of my life to be spent in keeping U in my heart.
Boyfriend, lovers and husbands
Boyfriends are like panipuri, Tastes good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot & spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there is no choice…
Friends r like mornings
Friends r like mornings, U can’t have them the whole day, But U can be sure, They’ll be there when U wake up, Tomorrow,next week, next year…
Pass reh kar bhi
Kaun kehta hai ki hum majboor hai, Pyaar karte hai kya hua agar door hai, Log pass reh kar bhi pyaar ko nahi samajhte, Aur ek hum hai ke door reh kar bhi pyaar se bharpor hai! Miss You
Kisi ko palkon par na bithaao
Kisi ko palkon par na bithaao, Wahaan to sirf sapne baste hain, Bithaao to dil mein bithaao, Kyonki yahaan sirf apne baste hain… (’_’)
Is kadar chaha hai tujhe humney
Is kadar chaha hai tujhe humney Tere siwa kuch nazar aata nahi Aik tere he jalwa rehta hai ankhoon mai Ab kuch mere nighaon ko bhata nahisf.
Agar mil jaye dosti tumhari
Bahut pyari hai awaz tumhari Banado isse qissmat hamari Mein zindagi mein aur kya chahoon Agar mil jaye “DOSTI” tumhari
Aapke bina
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai, Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai, Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai
Koi samajh na paya
Mere pyaar ko duniya mein koi samajh na paya, Rote thay jab tanha koi mere saath na aaya, Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein, Aur wo kehte hai ki mujhe pyaar karna na aaya.
Love is something beautiful
Love is something beautiful,a desire, A feeling that one would like to catch. Love is the feeling that makes you feel alive. Love is something that may never go away!
Someone killed somebody
Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad. Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died. Then mad has 2 call the police and give evidence. Mad pick up the phone and call 10111 then policeman answered the call. Mad: Hey police someon killed somebody. Policeman: Are u…
We share with whom we luv
We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, We share with whom we luv, We laugh at whom we enjoy, We get angry on whom we feel is our own. Thats FRIENDS.
Love doesnt occur with special people…
“Love” doesnt occur with special people But people become special after being Loved I dont know what i m 2 u But U r always special 2 me ..
Dil ki halat
Dil ki halat kisi se kahi nahi jati, Dil ki halat aab humse sahi nahi jati, Tadapti toh hogi woh bhi meri tarha, Warna yoon kisi ki yaad har pal nhi aati.
Achanak pyar ka matlab seekha gaya koi
Dil ki dhadkan ko dhadka gaya koi, Mere khawabon ko mehka gaya koi, Hum to anjaney raston pe chal rahey the, Achanak hi pyaar ka matlab seekha gaya koi