Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana. 🙂
Chinese died
Chinese was in the hospital, Santa went to meet him. Chinese said: “CHING CHONG CHU CHU” & died. Santa went to China to know the meaning, it was – IDIOT, REMOVE UR FOOT FROM MY OXYGN PIPE.
Q: Woh konsi 3 jagahain hain …
Sawal!!!! Q: Woh konsi 3 jagahain hain jahan insan kabhi nahi marta???? Guess…. Ok i ‘ll tell u 1:Jannat 2:Dozakh Aur 3:Star plus 🙂
Mujhe pyaar karna na aaya
Mere pyar ko dunia mein koi na samaj na paya, Roti thi jab tanha koi mere saath na aaya, Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein, Aur wo kehte hain ki mujhe pyaar karna na aaya
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles…
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles… They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Raja asked Rani what’s this? Rani replied idiot it was a miss call.
Woh nazar se utna hi dur hai
Yeh meri talash ka jurm hai, Ya meri wafa ka kasoor, Jo dil ka jetne kareeb hai, Woh nazar se utna hi dur hai
Din ko neend nahi aati
Din ko neend nahi aati Rat ko chain nahi aata Maine dil se pocha kiya yeh pyar hai??? Dil bola…Nahi aj kal load shedding ki waja se sabka yehi hal hai…
Rain makes beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful … The grass & flowers 2 … If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
“BREAKING NEWS”
“BREAKING NEWS” 1 Pakistani ne pani main 24 ghantay tak sans roknay ka almi record qayam kerdiya hai!!! * * * * * * * * Janazay ka ilan bad main kiya jaye ga…. 🙂
To aap apne hosh kho diye hote
Agar humne aapko apne gum de diye hote, To aap apne hosh kho diye hote, Hum to phir bhi muskura rahe hai, Aap to khuda ki kasam ro diye hote!
God’s apology
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha
Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha, Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hai “TOTA” bola ” PATHAN” hai salaa.
Paas aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain
Paas aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain, Hum akele they akele hi reh jate hain, Dil ka dard kis ko dikhayein, Marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hai.
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD…
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI … ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA “MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA…” AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE…??? BOLO BOLO…. ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ….. BOLO BOLO… BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI….
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
– Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? – It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Ye mahobbat hai jara bach ke rehna
Kali ne pholo ko kuch khash banaya, Pholo ne mali ko kuch khash dekhaya, Ye mahobbat hai jara bach ke rehna, Isne na jane kitno ko devdas banaya.
Shikwa Humain manzoor nahi
Shikwa Humain manzoor nahi…. Aj na hi koi bahana hoga…. Ap ko hamari khushyoon ki kasam…. Is Jummay to app ko ” NAHANA” hoga…..:)
Why should I learn?
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Allah k nam par kuch de do?
Fakeer: Allah k nam par kuch de do? MEmOn:100 rupey dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey hen tumare pas? Fakeer khush ho kar: G, hain. MeMoN: To Pehle wo to kharch kar
Bedard hoti hai ye mohabbat bhi
Murjhaie phoolon ki bagiya Chubhte kanto ki kami nahi Bedard hoti hai ye mohabbat bhi Loot leti sab kuch der usko lagti nahi
Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,
Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli, “SHUKRIYA BHAIJAN”:)
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya, Oye oye mil giya, Oho mil giya, Ballay Ballay… Mil he giya, Aaj to mil he giya, Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!
Hamne to kinare se dosti kar li
Kabhi jis dil mein naam hamara dhadakta tha, Jin aankhon mein kabhi hamare hi sapne hote the, Jin hothon par har waqt hamara hi naam hota tha, Aaj wahi dil, wahi aankhe, wahi sab begane se lagte hain. Shayad wus dil ki kasti ko naya manjhi mil gaya, Apna kya,…
jazz menu may kushamdeed,
jazz menu may kushamdeed, Mangani k liye 1 dabaye, Shadi k liye 2 dabaye, Talak k liye 3 dabaye, Aur biwi se nijat k liye apna gala dabaye :p
SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!!
SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!! OO! GOD I DO NOT ASKTHING FOR ME I want something 4 my mother JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LOOKING SON_IN_LAW! 🙂
Khamosh palkon se jab ansu bikhar jatey hain
Khamosh palkon se jab ansu bikhar jatey hain ap kia jane ap kitne yad aty hain Aaj bhi ushi mor per kharay hain jahan Ap ne kaha tha tehro hum PAKORAY le k aty hain 🙂
Bina kafan ke jala deti hain
Mat karo in hasino se pyar, ye mitti mein mila deti hain, Ye itni bedard hoti hain ke bina kafan ke jala deti hain
Tute huye dil se pyaar
Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Wo meri palko ko pani de gayi
Jate jate wo achhi nishani de gayi Umar bhar dohora sakoo aisi kahani de gayi Mein to us ki mohabbat ka pyasa reh gaya Par wo meri palko ko pani de gayi
Rab kare apko sab mily
Rab kare apko sab mily Himut Izat Rupiya Bangla Style Smile Personality Popularity Car . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aur kya dekh rhe ho??kuch reh gya kya? .. LAALCHEE .. :p 😉
