Every man wants a wife
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one wife.
U may have someone in ur mind
U may have someone in ur mind, Someone in ur heart, Some in ur dearms, Someone in ur life, But I am ur someone When U have no one as a good friend.
Khuda bhi tumarah chahne wala nikla
Humne socha hum sirf chahte hai tumko Par tum ko chahne wala ka to kafila nikla Dil na kaha, kar sikayat khuda se Par khuda bhi tumarah chahne wala nikla.
Kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Apki charcha har gali mein, Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein, Ye koi chamthkar nahin, Aapki khush-qismat hain, Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Jo rahete hai dil me wo juda nahi hote
Jo rahete hai dil me wo juda nahi hote, Kuch ehesaas lafzo se bayaan nahi hote, Ek hasrat hai ke unko manaye kabhi, Ek wo hai ke kabhi khafa nahi hote.
Itne kam marks
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
SMS kiya karo kanjoos
Dimag ke liye santra ka juice Aankhon ke liye carrot ka juice Sehat ke liye anar ka juice Khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya karo kanjoos
Is zindagi ne diya hai hume hazar dukh
Is zindagi ne diya hai hume hazar dukh Pyar jab jab kiya pyar ne dhoka diya hazar baar Aaj bhi dil dhadakta hai humara Dar lagta us hawa k jhonka se jo apne sath khushian lati hai
I wrote your name…
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
English start with ABC
English start with ABC, Maths start with 123, But friendship start with, You & Me…
PLZ-TRY-LETTER
Girl Pathan se: Jab ap k pas mubil hy aur mary pas b hy to ap ne LETTER q bheja? Pathan.. O ham ne tum ko call kya tha us me larki boli PLZ-Try-Letter
ACHI TO BOHUT LAGTI HAIN WO JHEEL SI AANKHAIN
ACHI TO BOHUT LAGTI HAIN WO JHEEL SI AANKHAIN DIL IS LIYE DHERKA HAY GEHRAAI BOHUT HAY………
Nazar tum aate ho
Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho, kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho, Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho, Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!
Mosquito song…
Mosquito song… Bhegey hont terey, pyasa dunk mera, Lagey amrit sa, mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaro, Tujhey shubha tak mein, Shujadoon yarr wooh oh oh wooh oh oh…
Bas itna hi tha sath aapka mera
Har din woh aapki meri mulaqat, Har roz hasna ruthna aapka, Gaye woh din milne ke aapko, Gaye woh din manane hasane k aapko, Bas itna hi tha sath aapka mera, Yahi soch ke haste apni kismat par
Meri shaadi mein dance kon karega
Har karz dosti ka ada kon karega, Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega, Ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega
U r my dearest
A : U r active. B : U r best. C : U r cute. D : U r my dearest. E : U r excellent. F : U r always first. G : U r great. Sorry can’t lie till Z.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Waha tujh ko hum milenge
Zindagi ki raha mai jo gum milenge, Woh apni zindagi se kam milenge, Jaha duniya nighahe pher legi, Waha tujh ko hum milenge
Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi
Na jane kyo abhi ek aasu aankh se chalka, Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi, Chahat hai itni tum se milneki, Haste huye bhi aankhe bhar aayi.
Practise makes a man perfect
Chalte chalte kai tum gir na jana , Gir bhi gaye tho phir uthkar chalna bhool na jana! Dar lage tho mera naam lekar chalne lag jana, Aisa tum roj sirf 2 ghante karna bas tum do mahino me chalna sikh javoge ! Kyuki ‘practise makes a man perfect’
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte, ” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai. Lekin 1 baat janlo mere sir par bal aana muskil hi nahi namunkin bhi hai.”
Khushion ki jagah nahin
Aap aaye zindagi mein humare farishta bankar, Khushiyan bhi hazar di hai aapne… Achanak kya baat hogayi, kyun aap aur hum dur hogaye? Shayad hamare naseeb mein khushion ki jagah nahin
I can only say
Alone I can only say, But together we can shout, Alone I can only smile, But together we can laugh, Alone I can only live, But together we can celebrate, That’s friendship.
Boy and Girl
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai. Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
What is more useful after it is broken?
What is more useful after it is broken? . . . ?? . . . An Egg 😉 Which is most shocking city? . . . ?? . . . Electri-City 🙂 How many great men were born in pakistan? . . . ?? . . . None, Only Babies…
Tujhe jannat mein rakh lun
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, Ek suroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga, Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun Phir usse mera khayal aaya hoga.
Hello Jan
Hi jan Hello jan! Wats up jan? Missing you jan… Dont get excited with the word of jan. Because jan is the short form of janwar Ha ha ha ha….
Na chahate hue bhi yaad hamari aayegi
Har aahat ehsas hamara dilayegi, Har hawa kissa humara sunayegi, Hum itna yadein bhar denge aapki zindagi mein Ki na chahate hue bhi yaad hamari aayegi
Log puchte hai main…
Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki, Tere jate hee badal gaye nazar zamane ki, Log puchte hai main khush kyo nahi, Kaya kahu meri to aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki.