Ande tamatar
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri… Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
Unki dewangi
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai , unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Bewafai ka fasana hai
Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai. Wafa bas naam ki hai, bewafaai ka fasana hai.
I am lucky to have true friends
It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
System of love
System of love: Jan – Rose Feb – Propose Mar – Gift April – Lift May – Chating June – Dating July – Kiss Aug – Miss Sep – Drop Oct – Escape Nov – Rest Dec – Next
Tujhe bhoolne ki vade kartre hai
“Bhoolneki tujhe najane hum kitne vade karte hain, Kaise bhoolu tujhe,yeh sochker tume yaad karte hain, Jab bhi hota hai zikr zamane mein pyar aur wafaa ki, To tumhe bewafa ke bahane yaad karte hain “
Agar aap jaisa dost na hota
Aap jaisa dost na hota,to zindagi itni haseen na hoti, Ap na hote to jeena itni rangeen na hoti, Is duniya me akela,tanha reh jate hum, Aur na jane kitni khushiya adhuri reh jati!
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho
Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega. Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???
U r the best
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, If u r a teddy bear u r the most huggable, If u are a star u r the brightest, and since u r my FRIEND… U r the BEST!!!
Tum jaisa dost hamare pas hai
Daulat aur soharat sabke pas hai, Khushiya aur ghum sabke naseeb mein hai, Pyar aur nafrat sabke dil mein hai, Par khush-naseeb hai hum kyonki tum jaisa dost hamare paas hai.
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena… Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena…..
Dil dhadakta hai abhi
Diqqat ho rahi hai dafn hone me abhi, Tasweer na sahi tasawwur hai abhi, Jaam na sahi tisnagi hai abhi, Saanse tham gayi hai dil dhadakta hai abhi
Sacrifice is greater than love
Sacrifice is greater than love, Character is greater than beauty, Humanity is greater than wealth, But nothing is greater than friendship.
Humhe neend bahut aati hai
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo humhe neend bahut aati hai
Dil Ki Zubaan
Dil ki zubaan woh samaj nahi patey, Hotoon se hum kuch keh nahi patey, Apni bebasi kis tara hum kehein, Ek woh hai jis k bina hum reh nahi patey.
Jisme aap ka message na ho
Woh news hi kya jisme accident ki khabar na ho. Woh taj mahal hi kya jisme mumtaj ki yaadein na ho. Woh shayari hi kya jisme aap ki taariff na ho . Woh inbox hi kya jisme aap ka message na ho.
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
Whats the difference between Data and Information? 362436 – Data 36-24-36 Information!
I’m just lazy like U
Sometimes I forget 2 ask… R U ok ? Sometimes I even miss 2 say…hai! But it doesn’t mean that I forgot U. I’m just lazy like U…
Friendship begins with HUM TUM
Words begins with… A B C Numbers begins with… 1 2 3 Music beging with… sa re ga But friendship begins with HUM TUM
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai. tumne gum ko kab jana hai. tum to gum se bekhabar ho. tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
Kuchh nahi bacha hai
Har udasi hai mere dil par chhayi hui, Har khusi hai mujhse ghabrayi hui, Kuchh nahi bacha hai meri zindgi ke daman me, Chand kaliyan hain wo bhi murjhayi hui.
You may meet people
You may meet people, Better than me, Funnier than me, More beautiful than me, But one thing I can say to you, I’ll always be there for you When they all leave you, To kick you at your back and say Better than me, no way!
I kiss my wife everyday.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave
Dil jo dooba aash ke gam me
Dil jo dooba aash ke gam ankh me machal gaye, Ek chirag kya bujha sau chirag jal gaye, Meri unki raah bas itni der ek thi, Do kadam chale hi the ki raste badal gaye.
Woh ek pyara sa dost hota hai…
Kantoo par joh saath chale, Woh humdard hota hai. Toofan main joh saath nibhayee, Woh humsaaya hota hai. Par kantoo ko joh phoole mehsus karayee, Woh ek pyara sa dost hota hai…
Difference between watch & wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
Millionaire and Billionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Someone misses U
Someone… Misses U… Needs U… Worries about U Lonely without U Guess who? The monkey in The ZOO …