Shikwa Humain manzoor nahi
Shikwa Humain manzoor nahi…. Aj na hi koi bahana hoga…. Ap ko hamari khushyoon ki kasam…. Is Jummay to app ko ” NAHANA” hoga…..:)
Why should I learn?
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Allah k nam par kuch de do?
Fakeer: Allah k nam par kuch de do? MEmOn:100 rupey dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey hen tumare pas? Fakeer khush ho kar: G, hain. MeMoN: To Pehle wo to kharch kar
Bedard hoti hai ye mohabbat bhi
Murjhaie phoolon ki bagiya Chubhte kanto ki kami nahi Bedard hoti hai ye mohabbat bhi Loot leti sab kuch der usko lagti nahi
Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,
Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli, “SHUKRIYA BHAIJAN”:)
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya, Oye oye mil giya, Oho mil giya, Ballay Ballay… Mil he giya, Aaj to mil he giya, Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!
Hamne to kinare se dosti kar li
Kabhi jis dil mein naam hamara dhadakta tha, Jin aankhon mein kabhi hamare hi sapne hote the, Jin hothon par har waqt hamara hi naam hota tha, Aaj wahi dil, wahi aankhe, wahi sab begane se lagte hain. Shayad wus dil ki kasti ko naya manjhi mil gaya, Apna kya,…
jazz menu may kushamdeed,
jazz menu may kushamdeed, Mangani k liye 1 dabaye, Shadi k liye 2 dabaye, Talak k liye 3 dabaye, Aur biwi se nijat k liye apna gala dabaye :p
SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!!
SINCERE PRAY TO GOD!!! OO! GOD I DO NOT ASKTHING FOR ME I want something 4 my mother JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LOOKING SON_IN_LAW! 🙂
Khamosh palkon se jab ansu bikhar jatey hain
Khamosh palkon se jab ansu bikhar jatey hain ap kia jane ap kitne yad aty hain Aaj bhi ushi mor per kharay hain jahan Ap ne kaha tha tehro hum PAKORAY le k aty hain 🙂
Bina kafan ke jala deti hain
Mat karo in hasino se pyar, ye mitti mein mila deti hain, Ye itni bedard hoti hain ke bina kafan ke jala deti hain
Tute huye dil se pyaar
Boy : Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Haramkhor! Tuti huye chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Wo meri palko ko pani de gayi
Jate jate wo achhi nishani de gayi Umar bhar dohora sakoo aisi kahani de gayi Mein to us ki mohabbat ka pyasa reh gaya Par wo meri palko ko pani de gayi
Rab kare apko sab mily
Rab kare apko sab mily Himut Izat Rupiya Bangla Style Smile Personality Popularity Car . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aur kya dekh rhe ho??kuch reh gya kya? .. LAALCHEE .. :p 😉
Please contact zoo
What is wrong with your cell every time i call, a voice comes that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey, plz contact zoo for detail.
Sab Log humein paagal kiyun kehte hein?
Aik paagal doosre paagal se: (maayoosi ke saath) Sab Log humein paagal kiyun kehte hein? Doosra paagal: Tu dafa ker yaar Ye Le Leemo ki Lassi pi
Kya sapno se juda kar pao ge hamain?
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge hamain, Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri, Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge hamain?
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Do you want to hear a dirty joke? Ok A white horse fell in the mud
Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi
Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi.. Ae ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi hai, Ya… “Faraz” ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi, Dil jalati hai magar hothon se to lagati hai
Keeping idiot busy
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.
Marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hai
Paas aa kar sabhi door chale jate hain Hum akele they akele hi reh jate hain Dil ka dard kis ko dikhayein Marham lagane wale hi zakham de jate hai
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena
ishq me barbadi Na karwa Dena apni ammi k armaano ko khakh me na mila dena jo paise sabzi lene k liye milte hai un paiso se easy load na karwa lena 🙂
karan johar ka kamal
karan johar ka kamal : Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends K3g : Luv ur parents Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.
Darte hai koyi phir se na rula de
Waqt to hamein bhula chuka hai Muqaddar bhi na bhula de Dosti dil se hum isi liye nahin karte Kyon ke darte hai koyi phir se na rula de
Agar main apko sms bhejon …
Agar main apko sms bhejon … to iska matlab yeh nahi k ap bhi mujhay sms bhejain…. Ap mujhay, Pepsi Chips Juice Pizza Burger Fruit Moblie Card etc Bhi bhej saktay hain 😉
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare
Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi pata tanhai mein.
Aj Meray Mobile ka Birthday hai…..
AJ MERY MOBILE KA BIRTHDAY HAI. AP CHAHAIN TO GIFT KI JAGA ISMAIN 100 Rs. KA BALANCE DALWA SAKTE HO. ALLAH NE CHAHA TO NEXT MONTH PHIR BIRTHDAY MANAYENGE..:-)
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages…
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to Rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”.. 🙂
