If only leaves were smiles
If only leaves were smiles i would send u a tree If only water were hugs i would send u the sea If love is 4ever i will send u etenity. When u need a friend u’ll always have me.
Both doesn’t exists
Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS? A: Both doesn’t exists.
Some things can be left undone.
Some things can be left undone. Some words can be left unsaid. Some feelings can be left unexpressed. But someone like you can never be left unremembered.
Har khusi aap ki baat kartay hai
Har khushi mai aap ki baat kartay hai Ap salamat rehe ye faryad kartay hai Ab ek sms mai kaise bataie ke Hum ap ko kitna yaad kartay hain.
Mohabbat hoti nahi surat se
Mohabbat hoti nahi surat se, Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai, Surat to unki acchi laghti hai, Jin ki kadar hoti hai dil mein.
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye, Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye, Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye, Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.
Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai
Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
Aisa dost chahiye jo
Aisa dost chahiye jo hame apna maan sake, Hamare har dukh ko jaan sake, Chal rahe ho hum tez barish mein, Fir bhi pani main se aansuo ko pehchan sake.
Mayawati & Laalu
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Laalu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Laalu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Love is sweet poison
Love is sweet poison: Do not consume without your beloved advise, And keep out of reach of children, And keep it in cool and dark place.
Every man wants a wife
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one wife.
U may have someone in ur mind
U may have someone in ur mind, Someone in ur heart, Some in ur dearms, Someone in ur life, But I am ur someone When U have no one as a good friend.
Khuda bhi tumarah chahne wala nikla
Humne socha hum sirf chahte hai tumko Par tum ko chahne wala ka to kafila nikla Dil na kaha, kar sikayat khuda se Par khuda bhi tumarah chahne wala nikla.
Kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Apki charcha har gali mein, Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein, Ye koi chamthkar nahin, Aapki khush-qismat hain, Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Jo rahete hai dil me wo juda nahi hote
Jo rahete hai dil me wo juda nahi hote, Kuch ehesaas lafzo se bayaan nahi hote, Ek hasrat hai ke unko manaye kabhi, Ek wo hai ke kabhi khafa nahi hote.
Itne kam marks
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
SMS kiya karo kanjoos
Dimag ke liye santra ka juice Aankhon ke liye carrot ka juice Sehat ke liye anar ka juice Khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya karo kanjoos
Is zindagi ne diya hai hume hazar dukh
Is zindagi ne diya hai hume hazar dukh Pyar jab jab kiya pyar ne dhoka diya hazar baar Aaj bhi dil dhadakta hai humara Dar lagta us hawa k jhonka se jo apne sath khushian lati hai
I wrote your name…
I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
English start with ABC
English start with ABC, Maths start with 123, But friendship start with, You & Me…
PLZ-TRY-LETTER
Girl Pathan se: Jab ap k pas mubil hy aur mary pas b hy to ap ne LETTER q bheja? Pathan.. O ham ne tum ko call kya tha us me larki boli PLZ-Try-Letter
ACHI TO BOHUT LAGTI HAIN WO JHEEL SI AANKHAIN
ACHI TO BOHUT LAGTI HAIN WO JHEEL SI AANKHAIN DIL IS LIYE DHERKA HAY GEHRAAI BOHUT HAY………
Nazar tum aate ho
Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho, kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho, Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho, Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!
Mosquito song…
Mosquito song… Bhegey hont terey, pyasa dunk mera, Lagey amrit sa, mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaro, Tujhey shubha tak mein, Shujadoon yarr wooh oh oh wooh oh oh…
Bas itna hi tha sath aapka mera
Har din woh aapki meri mulaqat, Har roz hasna ruthna aapka, Gaye woh din milne ke aapko, Gaye woh din manane hasane k aapko, Bas itna hi tha sath aapka mera, Yahi soch ke haste apni kismat par
Meri shaadi mein dance kon karega
Har karz dosti ka ada kon karega, Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega, Ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega
U r my dearest
A : U r active. B : U r best. C : U r cute. D : U r my dearest. E : U r excellent. F : U r always first. G : U r great. Sorry can’t lie till Z.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Waha tujh ko hum milenge
Zindagi ki raha mai jo gum milenge, Woh apni zindagi se kam milenge, Jaha duniya nighahe pher legi, Waha tujh ko hum milenge
Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi
Na jane kyo abhi ek aasu aankh se chalka, Dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi, Chahat hai itni tum se milneki, Haste huye bhi aankhe bhar aayi.