Just be gently… put a finger inside…
Just be gently… put a finger inside… Yes… yes if one finger can’t make it, Just put three more fingers… That’s it! now just rub it up and down… Yes like that….oh! yeah! oh! yeah! … That’s the right way to wash a GLASS!!
Kya hua jo hum door rehte ho
Mana hum haalaat se majbur rehte hain, Phir bhi tere khayalon me chur rehte hai. Aakhon me rehti hai tasveer tumhari, Kya hua jo hum door rehte ho.
Musibat ka syrup ho tum
Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Afat ha injection ho tum par Kya kare jhelna padta hai Kyunki dosti ka oxgen bhi ho tum.
Ho gaye barbadi
Macher or makhi ki ho gaye shaadi, Pehli he raat mai ho gaye barbaadi, Macher ki to kismet he khoti thee, Makhi morteen laga ker soti thee.
Haath mein zakham to aaya hota
Kaash banane waale ne dil sheeshe ka banaya hota … to todne waale ke haath mein zakham to aaya hota
2 care 4 U is an art
2 know U is an adventure, 2 care 4 U is an art, 2 listen 2 U is an honor, 2 talk 2 U is a pleasure, but 2 have U as my friend, Is an absolute treasure!!!
Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap
A sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : ‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’ One day his wife fed up of this answered : ‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’
Kaun jaane kab tumhari zindagi mein koi aur aa jayega
Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega, Pal 2 pal mein safar kat jayega Abhi waqt hai 2 baatein kar lo, Kaun jaane kab tumhari zindagi mein koi aur aa jayega
Zindagi itne dard deti hain
Zindagi itne dard deti hain, Dil mein fir bhi ummid rehti hain, Dil kehta hain kuch nahin hoga, Par kuch to hoga ummid kehti hai.
Dosti ki aisi kahani….
Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge, Ankhome intezar ki lakir chod jayenge, Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame, Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Before and after marriage
Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me ? Boy: Of course! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why you even asking? Girl:…
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
GALILEO : Great mind! EINSTINE : Genius mind! NEWTON : Extraordinary mind! BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! ME : Master mind! YOU????never mind—-hehehehe
Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge
Waqt gujrega hum bikhar jayenge, Kaun jane ki hum kidhar jayenge, Hum aapki parchhai hai yaad rakhna, Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge
Punjabi exclamatory sentence.
English teacher: “One cute and young girl walking in the road ” change this into a punjabi exclamatory sentence..! Student : “Oye ! Patakha !!”
Dosti har kisi…..
Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, jindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti, aye dost dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti…
Mohabbat main lakhon zakham khaye humne,
Mohabbat main lakhon zakham khaye humne, Afsos unhain hum par aitbar nahi, Mat pocho kya guzarti hai dil par, jab woh kehte hain humain tumse pyar nahi.
I’m very kanjoos
Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Pandit 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
How long U’ve been together…
Friendship is not how long U’ve been together, Not how much U’ve given or receive, Not how many times U’ve talk, And help each other… It’s how U value one another.
fanta piyo,pepsi piyo…
fanta piyo, pepsi piyo, marinda piyo coke piyo, dew piyo, pani piyo,piyo aur piyo kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
Dard mein muskurana seko
Dil phar pathar rakhna seko, Apna dukh sansee se chhupana seko, Dard-e-dil hamein bhi hai magar, Hamare tarah dard mein muskurana seko.
Todne k liye vada kiya nahi jata
Todne k liye vada kiya nahi jata, Soch samaj k pyaar kiya nahi jata, Ay dost! Pyaar ho ya dost ho, Uske bina ek pal bhi jiya nahi jata.
Pay the bill
I want u… To be with me in a nice restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & To say say those sweet three words to u…. “Pay the bill”
Hey! thats me
Modern… Obedient… Neatness… Kindful… Excellent… Young… Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there, Read the 1st letter of Every Word…
Woh khud tumhari talash mein aaye
Yeh duaa hai tumhari zindagi sanwar jaye. Har nazar mein bas pyar nazar aaye. Tumhe jis ki talash hai, khuda kare… Woh khud tumhari talash mein aaye
Unse mila hua dard hamare paas hai
Zakham dene wale to is baat se anjan hai, Par unse mila hua dard hamare paas hai, Chubhne par kitni taklif hoti hai, Kya kaanch ke us tukde ko bhi iska ehsas hai.
Kayi raaz aise …
Kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahin jaate, Kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahin jaate, Kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahin jaate, Aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chhode nahin jaate.
Machhar ne aap ko kata
Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh us ka junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha, Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara, Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.
Hello, I am a virus
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain. Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…
One of them is me
Friends are like stars… You don’t see them all the time, but you know they’re there! Life is not easy and it will never be, but you’ve got friends and one of them is me