Kuchh nahi bacha hai
Har udasi hai mere dil par chhayi hui, Har khusi hai mujhse ghabrayi hui, Kuchh nahi bacha hai meri zindgi ke daman me, Chand kaliyan hain wo bhi murjhayi hui.
You may meet people
You may meet people, Better than me, Funnier than me, More beautiful than me, But one thing I can say to you, I’ll always be there for you When they all leave you, To kick you at your back and say Better than me, no way!
I kiss my wife everyday.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave
Dil jo dooba aash ke gam me
Dil jo dooba aash ke gam ankh me machal gaye, Ek chirag kya bujha sau chirag jal gaye, Meri unki raah bas itni der ek thi, Do kadam chale hi the ki raste badal gaye.
Woh ek pyara sa dost hota hai…
Kantoo par joh saath chale, Woh humdard hota hai. Toofan main joh saath nibhayee, Woh humsaaya hota hai. Par kantoo ko joh phoole mehsus karayee, Woh ek pyara sa dost hota hai…
Difference between watch & wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
Millionaire and Billionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Someone misses U
Someone… Misses U… Needs U… Worries about U Lonely without U Guess who? The monkey in The ZOO …
Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte
Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte, Samandar ke pani sukha nahi karte, Aap DON ko SMS karo ya na Karo, Par Don Dosto ke inbox Khali chhoda nahi karte!
Tujhe zindagi bhar kabhi na bhulaaonga
Ek roz bhari duniya se chala jaoonga guzre huey waqt ki tarha wapas na aaoonga tujhse jo pyar mila hai, us pyar ki kasam tujhe zindagi bhar kabhi na bhulaaonga
Ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
You already have me
If luck is a raindrop, I’ll send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I’ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I’ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, U already have me.
Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Warna itne SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte
Ajnabi galiyon se hum guzra nahin karte, Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte, Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai, Warna itne SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte
Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain
Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain, Gam ke aashuon ko nahi pina hain, Saaraa maikasida pila do yaaro.. Per kisi ki aankhon se nahi pina hain, Chahe zindagi ruthen ham se, Kisi ki chahat mein nahi marna hain!
Better than me? No Way!
You may meet people Better than me, Funnier than me, More beautiful than me, But one thing i can say to you I will always be there for you when they all leave you… To kick you at your back and say “Better than me, no way”
A girl on the cover
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum
Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum, Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum, Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi, Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad
Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain, Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain… Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad, Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain..
Phone karte waqt
Robin, Doctor se: Help me, mein jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Robin: Phone karte waqt.
Birth is first of life
Birth is first of life, Beauty is art of life, Love is part of life, Death is last of life, But friendship is heart of life.
I will die
Wife- I will die. Husband- I will also die. Wife- Why do you want to die? husband- b’coz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Jise ham apna khuda mante the.
Kadam yun hi ladkhada gaye raste se, Varna sambhalna to ham bhi jante the. Thokar lagi bhi to us patthar se, Jise ham apna khuda mante the.
Message pe message bhejte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
Nice people are like wind
Nice people are like wind, You never know what is in their heart, You can only feel their presence in sincerity. Do not look here and their, just look at mirror.
Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath nibhaye.
Humari maange sindur se bharo
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya… HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
Kaise karein apne ishq ko bayaan
Kaise karein apne ishq ko bayaan Koi karta hi nahi aithbaar, Hai hume jinse mohabbt Unko hi nahi humse pyaar.