Khushion ki jagah nahin
Aap aaye zindagi mein humare farishta bankar, Khushiyan bhi hazar di hai aapne… Achanak kya baat hogayi, kyun aap aur hum dur hogaye? Shayad hamare naseeb mein khushion ki jagah nahin
I can only say
Alone I can only say, But together we can shout, Alone I can only smile, But together we can laugh, Alone I can only live, But together we can celebrate, That’s friendship.
Boy and Girl
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai. Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
What is more useful after it is broken?
What is more useful after it is broken? . . . ?? . . . An Egg 😉 Which is most shocking city? . . . ?? . . . Electri-City 🙂 How many great men were born in pakistan? . . . ?? . . . None, Only Babies…
Tujhe jannat mein rakh lun
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, Ek suroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga, Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun Phir usse mera khayal aaya hoga.
Hello Jan
Hi jan Hello jan! Wats up jan? Missing you jan… Dont get excited with the word of jan. Because jan is the short form of janwar Ha ha ha ha….
Na chahate hue bhi yaad hamari aayegi
Har aahat ehsas hamara dilayegi, Har hawa kissa humara sunayegi, Hum itna yadein bhar denge aapki zindagi mein Ki na chahate hue bhi yaad hamari aayegi
Log puchte hai main…
Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki, Tere jate hee badal gaye nazar zamane ki, Log puchte hai main khush kyo nahi, Kaya kahu meri to aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki.
Ek hasi jo hasa de
Ek hasi jo hasa de, Ek ansu jo rula de, Ek arzu jo jaga de, Ek chahat jo samjh le, Her ahat jo jaan le, Usi rishte ka naam hai “DOSTI”
I remember you!!!
Flower remembers bees, Fish remembers water, Tree remembers the rain, At this moment I remember you! To say happy friendship day to U!
Raja and Rani using Pigeon
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He was angrier and called to rani. She told stupid, “That was a missed call”.
The Value of Life…
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Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga
Wus din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga
Nazar lag gayi mere pyar ko
Mili hai bahut saza unse dil lagane ki, Nazar lag gayi mere pyar ko jamane ki, Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono haath Kyonki aarzo reh gayi unhe gale lagane ki
Ek tum ho jo…
Ek tum ho jo itney achhey ho, Ek tum ho jo kitney pyare ho, Ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, Ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, Aur ek hum hain, Jo jhooth par jhooth boley jaa rahey hain
Who let the dogs out
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo, Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi Who let the dogs out…who who who
World’s smallest resignation letter…
World’s smallest resignation letter… Respected sir, I luv ur wife.
My feelings 4u have never changed
From Monday to Sunday, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, My feelings 4u have never changed, For me, you’ve always been… A SAR DARD!
Hamein Bhula Na dena
Nazar mila kar humse nazar chura n lena, Dost ban kar humko gava na dena, maana ki hum dur hain aapse, isi baat ko bahana bana kar humein, Bhulaa n dena
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya Sath mein tera khushbhu laya Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Bijali chaligayi
Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi, Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi, Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain, Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi.
Manzil na koi
Manzil na koi, Thikana bhi nahi hai, Wapas mujhe ghar jana bhi nai hai, Maine hi sikhaya tha usse teer chalana, Ab mere siwa uska koi nishana bhi nai hai.
It says “lub-dub”
When heart beats it says “lub-dub”. Do U know whats it means? LUB says “Live Ur life Best” DUB says “Do Ur Best in life” Enjoy every heart beat. “Happy Friendship Day.”
No I can’t…
– “Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?” the suspicious wife sneered. – “No, I can’t” the husband replied. I hardly remember taking my shirt off.
Gamo mein husne walo
Gamo mein husne walo ko rulaya nahit jata, Lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata, Banane wale ban jate hai apne, Kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata.
Dost aisi tadap hai jo
Dost aisi tadap hai jo dil se nahi nikala jata, Dil mein chupi aag ko bujahaya nahi jata, Kitni bhi duri ho dosti mein, Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.
Mera dil hai HUGE
Mera dil hai HUGE, Isse mat karna USE, Warna ho jaye ga FUSE, Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.
Bikhre aashkon ke moti bana na sake
Bikhre aashkon ke moti bana na sake, Teri yaad mein sari raat so na sake, Bheeg na jaye aasoo mein tasvir teri, Bas yehi soch kar hum ro na sake.
I made a list
I made a list of my dearest person, And I wrote them down in pencil, I included ur name but wrote it in permanent ink, Bcoz i decided to keep U in my list forever. Happy Freindship Day
Premi and Premika
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya. Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.