Ho gaye barbadi
Macher or makhi ki ho gaye shaadi, Pehli he raat mai ho gaye barbaadi, Macher ki to kismet he khoti thee, Makhi morteen laga ker soti thee.
Haath mein zakham to aaya hota
Kaash banane waale ne dil sheeshe ka banaya hota … to todne waale ke haath mein zakham to aaya hota
2 care 4 U is an art
2 know U is an adventure, 2 care 4 U is an art, 2 listen 2 U is an honor, 2 talk 2 U is a pleasure, but 2 have U as my friend, Is an absolute treasure!!!
Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap
A sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : ‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’ One day his wife fed up of this answered : ‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’
Kaun jaane kab tumhari zindagi mein koi aur aa jayega
Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega, Pal 2 pal mein safar kat jayega Abhi waqt hai 2 baatein kar lo, Kaun jaane kab tumhari zindagi mein koi aur aa jayega
Zindagi itne dard deti hain
Zindagi itne dard deti hain, Dil mein fir bhi ummid rehti hain, Dil kehta hain kuch nahin hoga, Par kuch to hoga ummid kehti hai.
Dosti ki aisi kahani….
Dil mein tumhari apni kami chod jayenge, Ankhome intezar ki lakir chod jayenge, Yaad rakhna dhundte rahoge hame, Dosti ki aisi kahani chod jayenge.
Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat. Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho? Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai? Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Before and after marriage
Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me ? Boy: Of course! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why you even asking? Girl:…
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
GALILEO : Great mind! EINSTINE : Genius mind! NEWTON : Extraordinary mind! BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! ME : Master mind! YOU????never mind—-hehehehe