You already have me
If luck is a raindrop, I’ll send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I’ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I’ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, U already have me.
Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Warna itne SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte
Ajnabi galiyon se hum guzra nahin karte, Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte, Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai, Warna itne SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte
Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain
Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain, Gam ke aashuon ko nahi pina hain, Saaraa maikasida pila do yaaro.. Per kisi ki aankhon se nahi pina hain, Chahe zindagi ruthen ham se, Kisi ki chahat mein nahi marna hain!
Better than me? No Way!
You may meet people Better than me, Funnier than me, More beautiful than me, But one thing i can say to you I will always be there for you when they all leave you… To kick you at your back and say “Better than me, no way”
A girl on the cover
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum
Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum, Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum, Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi, Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad
Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain, Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain… Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad, Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain..
Phone karte waqt
Robin, Doctor se: Help me, mein jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Robin: Phone karte waqt.