kitab-e-dil me jo nafrat ka deeb rahta tha
Kitab-e-dil me jo nafrat ka baab rakhta tha, Wo chahton ka mukamal hisaab rkhta tha, Faraib deta raha dil lagi k pardon me, Wo shakhs chehray pe kitny naqab rakhta tha, Kahan tlash kro gy tm mujsa shaks, K apni zaat se zayada tera khayal rkhta tha…:-(
A man asked Sardarji
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
Hum khush hai
Phul ki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
wo zalim mare dil me rhe kar vi mera na bana
Tu Wo Zalim Jo Dil Me Reh Kar Vi Mera Na Ban Saka, Aur Dil Wo Kaafir Jo Mujh Mein Reh Kar Vi Tera Ho Gaya, Sambhala Tha Bahut Dil Ko Hamne Aye Fahmi, Ki Teri Yaad Na Aye, Par Ankhon Mein Tera Chehra Kho Gaya
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye
Jb kOi Bat Bigr Jaye, . . Jab kOi Mushkil Par Jaye, tO, tO, tO, ,, ??? (“.) JL tO Me Kya KrOon? “KAM KYUN KRTY HO AYSY 😉
Ladkiyan badal jaati hai
Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha. 2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya. 3Rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha. Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!
Nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena
Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena, Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena. Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena.
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum, Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum, Phool to khubsurat hote hai, Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.
Tanhai aakar ye pooch jati hai
Subah aati hai rula jati hai, Shaam aati hai samjha jati hai, Tanhai aakar ye pooch jati hai, Kya unhe bhi tumhari yaad aati hai.
Dosti to sirf ek ittefaq hai
Dosti to sirf ek ittefaq hai, Ye to dilon ki mulakat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti, din hai ki raat hai, Isme to sirf wafadari aur jasbaat hota hai!
6 Inch ka hai.
6 Inch ka hai. . Size normal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera… . LG KG 195
khanjer nahi dekha
Yaaron ki mohabbat ka yaqeen kar liya main ne Phoolon mein chupaya huwa khanjer nahi dekha.
Dares to fight
If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, But the real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain.
Chand se aapki baat kar rahe the
Hasin palo ko phirse abad kar rahe the, Chand se aapki baat kar rahe the, Dil ko bada sukun mila jaanke yeh, Ke aap bhi hame yaad kar rahe the.
Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasan nahi
Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasan nahi, Pyaar sirf paaney ka naam nahi, Muddatein beth jaati hai kisi ke intezaar mein, Yeh sirf pal do pal ka kaam nahi.
Lunch box lids
Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.
I wouldn’t be happy
Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u. “Gud Nite”
Main toh nahta hoon roz
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai, Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai, Main toh nahta hoon roz, Kyun tu kabhi kabhi nahati hai.
Dive into my heart
Dive into my heart, You can see a ocean of love, In it a boat of faith is waiting for U, For a non-stop journey, Into the core of my heart. I LOVE U.
Don’t bring any gift
Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me
Success is like our own shadow
Success is like our own shadow Don’t try to catch it Walk your own way & it follows you…. Keep in mind your shadows follow you only when you walk towards light!
On This Cool Cool Morning…
On This Cool Cool Morning In Ur Cute Cute Room From Ur Small Small Window Look At The Beautiful Beautiful Weather Wishing U Sweet Sweet Good Morning.. !!!!
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver…
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver .. Nahi Samjhay????? Lo Urdu main Parho … Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p
Life is like a river
Life Is Like a River Which have many Turns So enjoy every Turn Because These turns never Return..
Bohat roye kisi ki yaad ko
Bohat roye kisi ki yaad ko seenay se laga kar “FARAZ” Ziker-e-KHUDA Kertay to aaj WALI hotay!!!
meri rahon k jo jugnu hen
Meri rahon k jo jugnu hen wo tere hen Teri rahon k jo andheray hen wo mere hen Chu sakta nahi koi ghum tujhko Q k tujh per duaon k jo pehray hen wo mare hen.
karti hain sawalat musalsal uski nigah
Karti Hy Sawalat Musalsal Uski Nigah Ye Trz-E-Takaluf Mjy Acha Nhi Lgta, Kehte Hain Mjy Dekh Kr Aksr Mere Ehbab Ye Shakhs Akela Hy Mgr Tnha Nhi Lgta.
When I was born
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan said oh shit.. Competition !!!
Let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday
ap smart hain
Apke pas dimagh hy. Chalta nahi wo alag baat hy. Ap smart hain. Koi manta nahi wo alag bat hy. Aap ameer hain. Lakin kanjus hain. Wo alag baat hy. Ap hen sharif. Lgte nahi, wo alag baat hy.