If love was a person
If a kiss was a raindrop i’d send u showers, If a hug was a second i’d send u hours, If a smile was water i’d send u a sea, If love was a person i’d send me myself.
Relation & Bone Are Same,
Relation & Bone Are Same, When Both Cracked & Get Repaired Correctly, They Are More Powerful But If Not Correctly, They Are Lost Their Worth…
i will take care of it
How many times I told you to take care of your things… now see what you have done… you had left your heart with me… Don’t worry. I will take care of it.
When ur hearts needs company
Walk with me when your hearts needs company, Take my hand when u feel all alone, Turn to me when u need someone to lean on, Coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
He saw them without problems
God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas” God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi” He saw them walking he created, “Car” He saw them without problems, “He created u”.
ab kaise btayen waja-e-girya
Ab Kaisay Btayen Waja-e-Girya Jab Aap Bhi Saath Ro Pary Hain Ab Jaanay Kahan Naseeb Lay Jaye Ghar Se Tou “FARAZ” Nikal Paray Hain …
Mohabbat ho gayi jinse
Mohabbat ho gayi jinse shikayat unse kya hogi, Zuban tak baat jo aayi yakinan woh dua hogi, Agar woh ruth gaye mujhse, Toh zaroor koi meri hi khata hogi.
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
jo chala gya mujhe chor kr
Jo chala gya mujhe chor kr Main kabi na usko bhula saka Wohi dorian wohi faslay Main kabi na enko mita saka
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge
Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do, Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.
Padh raha hai SMS hamara
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.
teri azmaton say hoon bay khabar
a Allah ? Teri Azmaton Say Hoon Bay-Khabar Ye Meri Nazar Ka Kasoor Hai Teri Rah?guzar May Kadam Kadam Kahin Arsh Hai Kahin Toor Hai Ye Baja Hai Malik-E-Band Agi Meri Bandagi May Kasoor Hai Ye Khata Hai Meri Khata Magar Tera Naam Bhi To Ghafoor Hai Ye Bata Tujh…
Tum kitna bhi chaho
Yeh pal pal ka chalna, Fasila khatam na karega, Tum kitna bhi chaho, Tumhe woh kal na milega! Yeh koi gaata hai, Ya namaaz padta hai, Tum kitna bhi chaho, Tumhe alag khuda na milega! Yeh guzarti hui raat hai, Ya nikalti hui sehar, Tum kitna bhi chaho, tumhe humsafar…
Sms padh k muskura rahe hain
Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar, pagalon ke maharaja, hindustani bewaqufon k sardar, noore chashme husne paglistan sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!
Sochte rahe jaroor koi gam hai
Rah rah ke apki yaad aati rahi, Sms na aane ki wajjah satati rahi, Sochte rahe jaroor koi gam hai, Ya ab apke dil me hamare liye jagah kam hai.
Un se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate
Un se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate Dil se unhe kaise bhula paate Kaash ki woh sanso ke illava aayine mein bhi hote Khud ko bhi dekhte to woh nazar aate
zindagi badi ajeeb hoti hai
Zindagi badi ajeeb hoti hai Kabhi haar to kabhi jeet hoti hai Tamanna rakho samandar ki gehrai ko chune ki Kinaro pe to bas zindagi ki shurwat hoti hai…..?
Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..
Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?.. Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai” Orat ne uskay neechay hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao, Dusri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai, Teesri murgi k…
Har kisi ko mohobat rash nahe aati
Dil jab tuta hai to awaz nahi aati, Har kisi ko mohobat rash nahi aati, Yeh to apne apne naseeb ki bat hai Koi bhoolta hi nahi, Aur kisi ko yaad hi nahi aati.
Muskurao aap to phool khil jaye
Muskurao aap to phool khil jaye, Bate karo to dil machal jaye, Itni dilkas hai aap ki dosti, Dost to kya dushman bhi, Aap par fida ho jaye.
Ladki aisi paheli hai
Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”. Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTY HAIN DOSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTY HAIN DOSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR, WAH….WAH…. WAH….WAH…. LOG GHAZAL LIKHTY HAIN DOSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR, AUR HUM DARD BHARE GAANE LIKHTY HAIN APNA HAAL DEKH KAR….
Impossible
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda. Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
Rakhi mubarak ho
Khushbu aati hai phoolon ke taraf se. Rakhi mubarak ho aapki behen ke taraf se.
Never take some one for granted
Never take some one for granted, Hold every person close to your heart, Because you might wake up one day and realize, That you have lost a diamond, While you were too busy collecting stones.
Kisi se itni mohabbat na karo
Jaam se itni nafrat na karo ke, Kabhi peena pade toh pi na sako, Kisi se itni mohabbat na karo ke, Kabhi tanha jeena padhe toh jee na sako…
Today we are miles apart
Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say i’m thinking of you in a very special way HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
These are my wishes for you…
No shadows 2 depress u! Only Happiness 2 surround u! Many Angels 2 guard u! God himself 2 bless u! These r my wishes 4 u 4 Today,Tomorrow & 4ever. Good morñing.
