Nice people are like wind
Nice people are like wind, You never know what is in their heart, You can only feel their presence in sincerity. Do not look here and their, just look at mirror.
Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath nibhaye.
Humari maange sindur se bharo
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya… HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
Kaise karein apne ishq ko bayaan
Kaise karein apne ishq ko bayaan Koi karta hi nahi aithbaar, Hai hume jinse mohabbt Unko hi nahi humse pyaar.
U r a friend i’ll never forget
Flowers will die, Sun will set, U r a friend i’ll never forget, Ur name is so presious and wont grow old, And is engraved in my heart is letters of gold…!!
Would you have married me?
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly, “I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
Kya halat hogi
Aapsa agar koi hua to rab say shikayat hogi Ek to jhela nahi jata, doosra aagaya to kya halat hogi?
Teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
Jane kyon is jahan main aisa hota ha
Jane kyon is jahan main aisa hota hai, Khushi jise milay wohi rota hai, Zindagi bhar sath nahi nibha sakty Na jane pyar unhi se kyon hota hai.
Make me feel like a wife
A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend And said, “Make me feel like a wife” Boy removed his jeans too, threw it at his Girl friend and said “wash both of these”.
Be a flower 2 all gardens
Be a flower 2 all gardens, Be a smile 2 all faces, Be a waterfall 2 all mountains, And the most important… Be a Good Brother to All Beautiful Gals.
Karte hain kya woh
Tanhaiyoon se darte hain jo,karte hain kya woh, Mohabat se door hain jo, karte hain kya woh, Marte hain jo es jahan main, roote hain kiyoon loog, Karte hain jo mohabat,kiyoon bante hain bewafa woh.
Denge jaan dosti ke naam per
Chahe yeh sara jahan Jaye tum ko chod ke Hum tumhare saath hai Har kadam har moad pe Chhod so majusiyan na karo koi fikar Dege hum yeh jaan bhi dosti ke naam par
Ek aishwarya thi deewani si
Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake, sharma ke, Hrithik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chithiya likha karti thi, kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se, par na jane kis se darti thi, jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti…
Hi, what’s up…
Hi, what’s up… listen can I get a picture of yours? The thing is that I have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
U think of me with a smile..
When I pray, I don’t see god, But I know he litsens, When I sms I dont see u, But I know u think of me with a smile..
Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai
Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai, Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai, Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost, Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai.
Forget me never…
For my cute friend smile ever udas never, Speak ever gumsum never, Share ever hide never, Care ever leave me never, Think me ever forget me never.
Imraan Hasmi’s story
Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA. Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya. Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA Toh Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
Have a heart that never hardens
Have a heart that never hardens, Have a smile that never fades Have a touch that never burnt And have friendship that never breaks.
A math teacher and a student
A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then integrate you.” Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.
Is dil mein basa tha pyaar tera
Is dil mein basa tha pyaar tera, Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya, Badnaam na tujhe hone denge, Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya.
Zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka
Zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka, Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya, Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki, Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se guzro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
Look Outside it’s So Pleasant!
Look Outside it’s So Pleasant! Sun Smiling 4 U ! Trees Dancing 4 U ! Birds Singing 4 U ! Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You “A Happy Friendship Day”
Why you’re dying of AIDS?
A man is dying of cancer: His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?” Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
Zara underwear dikhana
Bhola was working in a garment store. 1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana” Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain”
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge, Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge, Sharafat se contact me rehena, Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge
intezaar bahut hai …
Jiski jhalak mein karar bahut hai Uska milna dushwar bahut hai Jo mere hatho ki lakiron mein nahi Mujhe apni joy se pyaar bahut hai Jisko mere dil ka raasta bhi maloom nahi Dhadkanon ko phir bhi uska intezaar bahut hai …