Banta to his new bride
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
this is the day
This Is The Day, That Our Nation Sings This Is The Day That The Liberty Bell Starts To Ring This Is The Day We All Start To Remember What We Stand For And To Celebrate Our Independence We Stand Up High, As We All Start To Cry As We Think…
For a nice friend…
For a nice friend “nice morning”.. For a sweet friend “sweet morning” For a loving friend “lovely morning” For a Good friend “Good Morning”
Stretch between us
Though time and miles stretch between us With contentment, I’ve found what i sought As i smile and sigh in Remembering My visits to you, in a thought.
Angels don’t watch over other angel
Last night I sent an angel to watch over you while you were sleeping. He came back early, So i asked him why? He said that angels don’t watch over other angel.
Romeo ne Julit se
I like U, I love U, I love U very much, I can’t live without U. Plz give me Ur answer. – – – Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?
Yash Johar is producing a new film
Yash Johar is producing a new film, And is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AKKAL HO NA HO”
My love for you would never die
My love for you would never die, For only you keep my dream alive, I’ll dream of you today and tomorrow, Full of love and never sorrow.
Cute devil friends!
When I was born, GOD said “oh no ! cute devil” When U were born , God said “oh…Great competition” Who knew that someday these devil’s would become FRIENDS.
Share Urself with others
When u share Urself with others, life beings to find its meaning. The time u touch the hearts of others is the moment u truly start living.
Suna tha zindagi imtehan leti hai…
Suna tha zindagi imtehan leti hai “FARAZ” Magar yahan to imtehano ne zindagi leli…:
Jab meri Dua Qabool hoti hai to main Khush hota hon
“Jab meri Dua Qabool hoti hai to main Khush hota hon k meri marzi puri hogai . Aur jab meri dua Qabol nahi hoti to main aur ziada Khush hota hon k Yeh mere ALLAH ki marzi thi” (Hazrat ALI a.s)
kya koshish karte ho
Is zamane me wafa dohndne ki kya koshish karte ho ! Wo zmana 0r tha jb makan kache 0r log sache howa krte thy…
wo kisi aur ko ashik bana gaya
Wafa Ke Naam Per Fool Wo Chada Gaye, Dil Ke Andheri Kothari Mein Humein Fasa Gaye, Hum To Unhe Apni Jaan Samajhte Rahe, Aur Wo Kisi Aur Ko Ashik Bana Gaye.
Boss se milna hai
Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai. Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo. Boss iss waqt msg padh rahe hai!
Kitini jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai
Kitini jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai, Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai, Apni yadoon se dil dukhaya na karein, Neend atti nahi aur rat guzar jati hai.
door reh ker
Door Reh kar kareeb kitnay thay,…. Faslay bhi Ajeeb kitnay thay,… . Dard-E-Dil ki Dawa nahi warna,.. Is jahan mein Tabeb kitnay thay,… . Umer bhar Sath jo raha Tery,.. Us k Achay Naseb kitnay thay,..
Sajdy ki barkaten…
“$ajdy ki barkaten” “Sajda karny sy” ¤Nigha taiz ¤demag taqat war or ¤Chera haséen hota he. Ay Allah ham sab ko apny huzoor jhukny ki tofeeq aata farma. AMEEN
Naha lena chahiye
Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.
Aap yaad na aaye
Nikal te hai aanso, jab mulakat nahi hoti, Tut jata hai dil, jab baat nahi hoti, Aapki jaan ki kasam aap yaad na aaye, Aisi koi subah, sham nahi hoti.
Dil armano se houseful hai
Dil armano se houseful hai, Poore honge ya nahi yeh doutfull hai, Is duniya mein har cheez wonderfull hai, Per zindgi aap jaise logo se hi beauty full hai.
yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai
Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai. Jiyo apni zindagi aise, jaise ji raha gulab hai. Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi, muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai.
Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki
Maat roko iss behte dard ko, Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki, Keh lo inhe ashk ya diwangi, Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.
Good morning kehne ke liye
Delhi – – Ke – – Pass – – Ke – – Nizamudin – – Railway station – – Ki – – Train no.6162 – – Ke – – Route – – Ke – – 3Rd – – Station – – Baratpur – – Ke – – Ek chote –…
Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya?
John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai. Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.
Dosti dil me hoti hai
Masti aankho me hoti hai, sharab me nahin. Bhakti shradha me hoti hai, shabdo me nahin. Tu bhi jaan le mere dost dosti dil me hoti hai, sirf SMS me nahin.
Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain..
1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen Peche se awaz ai…
Life with love
A life with love will have some thorns but a life without love will have no roses.
Jaan aapki dhadkan hai hamari
Aankhein aap ki pehchan hai hamari, Mukurahat aap ki shaan hai hamari, Rakhna khayaal aap apna, Kyunki jaan aap ki dhadkan hai hamari.
