An astronomer and Sardar
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “Kya nishana lagaya hai!”
when you wake up
Dreams Come True When You Wake Up For the Work… Nightmares Come True When You Sleep During the Work… good night
Every New Day Is A New Chapter…
Every new day is A new chapter of life. Bringing new topics New moments for life. I wish Today all the good Moments approach To make your day Joyful. Good Morning !
Door ho janese rishte nahi tuthte
Door ho janese rishte nahi tuthte Naahi sirf pass rahene se judthe Yeh to pyar ka bandhan hain Issiliye hum tumhe aur tum hame nahi bhulte.
Hasna zindagi hai
Hasna zindagi hai, Has kar gum bhoolana zindagi hai, Jeet kar hanse to kya hanse, Haar kar khushiyan manana zindagi hai.
Earth is made for selfish
A baby fish asked her mother: Why can’t we live on earth? Mother fish: Earth is not the place for fish, it’s made for selfish.
If I’m in hell
If I’m in hell & Ur in heaven, I’ll look up & be glad of U. If I’m in heaven & Ur in hell, I’ll pray to god to send me down, Coz the heaven is not heaven without U.
Do you know what Pakistan means?
Do you know what Pakistan means? No??? ok let me tell you P-> Perfect A->Ambitious K->Kool I->Islamic S->Super T->Talented A->Able N->Nation HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Finger over the nail
Q: Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering? A: The noise gave him a headache.
Sacred Heart
Sacred Heart, Your sweet art, In my eyes I did craft, With my blood I made draft, I am your part from past till my last, If I loose you my Heart will blast.
I love U NESCAFE!
Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day. I love U NESCAFE!
Our friendship has become our HABIT
Our friendship has become our HABIT Even if U take out H-ABIT remains. Take out A, still BIT remains, Finally take out B, still IT remains
HASEEn log aksar be dard hoa karte hain
Terey rone se un k dil per kuch asr na ho ga! FARAZ “Haseen log aksr be dard hoa krty hain”
ek rote hue bachhe kio hansaya jaye
Ghar se hai Mandir badi door chalo yun kar len Ek rote hue bachhe ko hansaya jaye
apnay dil ki bat
Tm Agar Kisi Ki Chahat Paaane k Liye Je RahaY Ho. To Apnay Dil Ki Baat Us Ko Bta Do. Qk Zindagi “Moqa” Km Or “Dhoka” Ziada Deti Ha.
Tum bin zindagi
Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum khawb mein aayegi Magar nind hi aati nahi toh khawb kaha se aayegi Meri biwi ne ghar aane ka wada kiya hai panchwe din ka Magar kisi se sun liya hoga ke yeh zindagi char din ki hai
Kiss qadar mujhko state ho tum
Kiss qadar mujhko state ho tum, Bhool jane pe bhi yaad aate ho tum, Raat ke sannaton mein jab kabhi, Khuda se manga maine kuch Mere dil ki dua ban jate ho tum!!
Aise humsafar bahut kam hote hain
Roshan karlo dil ki mehfil ko, Andhere zindagi ke hazaar hote hain. Saath nibha de zindagi bhar jo, Aise humsafar bahut kam hote hain.
What do you call a wife who is sexy…
What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER : A rumor!
kitne dur nikal gaye …………..
Kitne dur nikal gaye… Rishte nibate nibate, Khudko kho diya humne apno ko pate pate, Log kehete hai ki… Dard hai mere dil me, Aur hum thak gaye muskurate muskurate!
Tum kisi ko chaho ,,,,,,,,
Tum Kisi Ko Chaho Or Woh Tumain Thukra Day To Yah Us Ke Bad Nasibi Hai Or Us K Bad tum us ko Zabardasti Apnana Chaho To Yah Tumheray Nafs Ki Zillat Hai
ab itni ziyaada safaayee na de
Khudaa Humko Aisi Khudaayee Na De Ke Apne Siwaa Kuch Dikhaayee Na De Qataawaar Samjhegi Duniyaa Tujhe Ab Itni Ziyaada Safaayee Na De Abhi To Badan Mein Lahoo Hai Bahut Qalam Cheen Le Roshnaayee Na De Khudaa Aise Ehsaas Ka Naam Hai Rahe Saamne Aur Dikhaayee Na De
Hum yaado ke shahare jye latai…
Hamne maga tha saath unka, Woh judai ka gam de gaye, Hum yaado ke shahare jye latai, Par woh bhul jane ki kasam de gaye.
Dil ka haal batana bhi mushkil hai
Mohabbat ka irada ab badal jana bhi mushkil hai Tujhe khona bhi mushkil tujhe paana bhi mushkil hai Jara si baat pe aankhein bheengo ke baith jaate ho Tujhe ab dil ka haal batana bhi mushkil hai Udaasi tere chehre pe gawara bhi nahi lekin Tere khaatir sitaare tod kar…
Maango to inkaar karte hai
Kabhi kehete the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehete hai, aur maango to inkaar karte hai.
Teri her baat per aitbaar karenge
Qayamat tak tujahy yaad karenge, Teri her baat per aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahain gay, Par phir bhi teray SMS ka intzaar karenge
M.B.A Degree
“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’ Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
Na kashti na kinara hai koi
Na kashti na kinara hai koi, Na manjil na jeene ka sahara hai koi, Na aansu na khushi ka ishara hai koi, Par aap hai to lagta hai ki hamara hai koi.
Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise
Dur humse jaa paoge kaise, Humko bhool paoge kaise, Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye, Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise?
Log to jalte hai mujh se
Ek tu hi dost hai duniya main Jese hum khuda mante hai Roj jiske liye dua mangte hai Log to jalte hai mujh se Kyonki woh bhi aap jesa dost chate hai
