kela kesy dega?
Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’ banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12 Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi deta hai to upar aaja..
Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside
Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting inside called inside inside. When inside came inside outside went outside 2 see inside then outside called inside outside but inside from inside called outside. Now where is ur brain? Inside OR Outside?
Cool thoughts
Keep the school clean … stay home! Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
Parwa karo uski jo aapki parwa kare
Parwa karo uski jo aapki parwa kare, Zindagi mein kabhi aapko ruswa na kare, Jaan banke utar jao uski jaan mein, Jo jaan se bhi zyada aapko pyaar kare.
ALLAH wiL neVer leAve U emPty…
ALLAH wiL neVer leAve U emPty HE wiL rePLace evrythng U LOst If HE asks U tO Put sUmthng dOwn its bcOz HE wants U tO piCk Up sumthng GrEaTer Hve Faith GoOd MoRniNg
Aap se sikhle
Dub kar Roshani Dena Koi Suraj Se Sikhle. Dosti Kar Ke Dard Lena Koi Mujh Se Sikhle. SMS pa kar “REPLY” na Karna Koi Aap se Sikhle.
As U go 2 bed
As U go 2 bed tonight, I ordered bats 2 guard U tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, And 2 make sure Ur alright, I’ll ask the Dracula 2 kiss Ur neck. Goodnight.
Bitter Truth
It’ll break your heart to see that the one you love is happy with some one else, but its more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.
God is no where
GODISNOWHERE This can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE Or as GOD IS NOW HERE Everything depends on how do u see anything. So think positive
Never ask for a kiss
Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it. Never ask do u luv me, first say I luv u. Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.
CARRIED WITH CARE…
CARRIED WITH CARE. COATED WITH PRIDE. DIPPED IN LOVE. FLY IN GLORY. MOMENTS OF FREEDOM IN SHADE OF JOY. P R O U D T O B E A PAKISTANI . . . WISH YOU HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Stupid lawyer
Lawyer: “What is your relationship with the plaintiff?” Witness: “She is my daughter.” Lawyer: “Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?”
Don’t get worng
Don’t always take things in their literal sense. Like When Dr says take off ur clothes. When dentist says open wide. When milkman says u want in the front or in the back. When interior Dec say once it is in you’ll luv it. When banker says if u take…
Baby, please keep on smiling
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
Donkey is busy reading this SMS
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
uS ki aadat ka zara ye pehlo tu dehko!
Wo Apni Saari nafratin mujh pay lutata raha Mera dil jis ko sada muhabatin sikha tha raha Us ki aadat ka zara ya pehlo tu dekho! Mujh se kiay waday wo kisi aur se nibhata raha Kuch khbar nahi wo shaks kiya chahta tha Ka taaluq thor kar bhi mujh…
mujhe is tarah se nawaz de
Tere ikhteyaar mein kya nahin mujhe is tarah se nawaaz de, Meri yun dua’ein kubool kar ke mere lab pe koi dua na ho..
aik aada thi naaz tha
Pehle us me aik aada thi naaz tha andaaz tha, Rothana abb to teri aadat me shamil ho gea ha.
Tujhe sy bhi mangny ko jee nay chaha apna
Tujhe sy bhi mangny ko jee nay chaha apna or tery pas sabhi kuch tha ata karny ko
Main kaun
Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun? Pappu: Main! Gangubai: Main kaun? Pappu: Tu Gangubai!
Chand ko chandani pasand hai
Kyun kehte ho isa marz ki dawa nahi Zulfon se uljhana ab khel nahi Kareeb aakar door ho jao yeh berukhi bhi toh sahi nahi Tere dar par aaye hai Yun muh modna sahi nahi! Tumko dekha hi nahi, Yun nazaron se mile nazar yeh ab mumkin toh nahi Par…
Fanna ho jaye…
Mere sms ko tere inbox may pnaah mil jaye, Jo reply na kare uska mobile fanaa ho jaye.
Apani aankho ko palko se mila lijiye
Duriyo ki na kabhi parwah kijiye Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye Hum ziyada dur nahi hai aapse Bus apani aankho ko palko se mila lijiye…
Prashad mein recharge coupon…
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge, Kisi aur ko mat batana, Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo
Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo, Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo, Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain, Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo
Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall,
Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall, the most effective medicine against sickness, and the most valuable gift to someone we care.
GET A CUTY
BUY A SCOOTY….. PICK UP A BEAUTY… DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY… REMOVE HER NIGHTY… DO UR DUTY… AFTER 9 MONTHS … * GET A CUTY *
Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hansta hu main
Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hansta hu main Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hansta hu main Mere hansne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hansta hu main
ishq kar deta hai bekrar
Ishq kar deta hai bekrar Bhar deta hai pathar ke dil mepyar, Kyu nahi milti zindagi ki ye bahar, Kyunki ishq ka dusra naam hai intezar
Larki Se Touch ho raha tha
1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha. Larki: “Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.” Pathan: “Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-
