meri har ik baat,
Meri har ik baat, ” k “ Har ik jumlay, ” k “ Har ik lafz ” k “ Har ik harf ” k “ Har ik matlab mein Sirf aik dua hai ” k “ *Ap Sada Khush Raho*
During sexual session the girl says
During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy: “Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No, when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
Pyaar kar betha
Pyaar kar betha Kya kar betha Dard le betha Dard de betha Dard nahi hota aapne dard se Dard jab hota hai use Tab sochta hoon ki yeh kya kar detha.
Tujhe bhool hum nahi payenge
Aankhon chehra tera dil mein hai dard, Tera hi intezar hume har waqt, Tujhe bhool hum nahi payenge, Ek awaaz do daude chale aayenge.
Sardar jee pareshan
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?” Hoooon
Tu chand maange……….
Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange main raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange, bas yaar… Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai
Mujhe hanse to jamana ho gaya
Meri chahat mein kami kuch na thi, Jane kyon tu begana ho gaya, Tujhe lagta hai mai khush hun, Mujhe hanse to jamana ho gaya.
Aankhon mein shrafat
Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai mera bhai
tujhe dekhne ke baad
Main To Kal Sari Raat Jagta Raha, Tujhe Dekhne Ke Baad, Main Karwate Le Kar Machalta Raha, Tujhe Dekhne Ke Baad, Mere Dost Sare Apne Begane Ho Gye, Tujhe Dekhne Ke Baad, Sab Kehte Hai Log Main Badal Gaya, Tujhe Dekhne Ke Baad
Wah Faraz wah
Wah Faraz wah, Aankhon men nammi thi aur Vitamins ki kammi thi, . . . .. . Jis se sari raat baat ki wo girl friend ki ammi thi :
Mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho
DIL se DIL laga ke dekho, Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho, SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge, Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho
I’m in ur heart
I know u r missing me I’m some where Dhundo mujhe – – – – – – – U r searching 4 me in ur mobile? (:-I am in ur heart:-)
Neeche mat jao
Nahi plz Neeche mat jao na Kuch ho jaye ga Plz Dekho aisa mat karo Maan jao na plz Warna â?¦Ho jaye ga Plz mat jao Aaah Dekha Ho gaya na SMS Khatam!
Aap log sada haste rahe
Roshni se hame apne dil ko jalana pada, Dard sahkar bhi hame muskurana pada, Aap log sada haste rahe, Is liye hame aasuwo ko chipana pada.
Make a happy ending
No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now and make a happy ending! Hope U’ll have a day that starts right and ends Happy!
Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basana mujh ko
Kachi deewar hoon thokar na lagana mujh ko Apni nazron mein basa kar na girana mujh ko Tum ko aankho mein tasawoor ki tarah rakhta hoon Dil mein dharkan ki tarah tum bhi basana mujh ko Baat karnae mein jo mushkil ho tumhein mehfil mein Mai samajh jaonga nazron se…
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya? – Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Sweet sms
Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Think of joy, Forget the fear , Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Be jouyous till i sms again.
way 2 impress A girl
WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: Respect her, Honour her, Luv her, Protect her, Care 4 her, Obey her, Sacrifice 4 her.. HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY? Just smile once (Game over)
Trust
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air; he laughs…..because he knows you will catch him…….. That’s Trust…………
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Gud nite
Being loved is LIFE
To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift, Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, But being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
Without friends
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hope Without friends like you, life is impossible!
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night.
A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night. Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our home. Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now
IN French:
IN French: “bonjour” IN Spanish: “Te quiro” IN Italian: “Teamo” IN English: “Good morning” IN Punjabi: “uth BEGHAIRTA kam te nai jana”:)
when somebody says
‘When somebody says “Expect the unexpected” Slap them in the face and say, “U didnt expect that, did U?”’
jitni shiddat se mujhe zakham diye
Jitni shiddat se mujhe zakham diye hain us ne FARAZ. Itni shiddat se to main ne usay chaha bhi na tha.
Dua is the most powerful weapon
Dua is the most powerful weapon against troubles, The most effective medicine against Illness, And The most valuable Gift to give, So I give my Dua always to you.
Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & – – – – – – – – – Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Mere pair zameen par na rahe
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe. BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.