Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall,

Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall, the most effective medicine against sickness, and the most valuable gift to someone we care.

GET A CUTY

BUY A SCOOTY….. PICK UP A BEAUTY… DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY… REMOVE HER NIGHTY… DO UR DUTY… AFTER 9 MONTHS … * GET A CUTY *

Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hansta hu main

Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hansta hu main Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hansta hu main Mere hansne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hansta hu main

ishq kar deta hai bekrar

Ishq kar deta hai bekrar Bhar deta hai pathar ke dil mepyar, Kyu nahi milti zindagi ki ye bahar, Kyunki ishq ka dusra naam hai intezar  

Larki Se Touch ho raha tha

1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha. Larki: “Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.” Pathan: “Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-

Aapko mere sms mile?

Aapko mere sms mile? Nahi mile to ye lo SMS SMS SMS SMS Ye lo chote sms sms sms sms sms Ye lo remix SmS sMs SmS sMs Stylish wale bhi lo $M$ $m$ $M$ Baass AB AP KI BARI

Live the life

Not just survive live the life, Do not wait for the future, Future is uncertain live in the present.

Agar piche se aaye…

Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do? Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.

Kyonki hame aadat thi muskurane ke

Dua maangi thi aashiyane kye, Chal padi andhiyan jamane kye, Woh hamara gam samajh na sakhi, Kyonki hame aadat thi muskurane ke.

Jab hum chahane lage usse

Ek phool ajeeb tha, Kabhi humare bhi bahut kareeb tha, Jab hum chahane lage usse, Toh pata chala, Woh kisi doosre ka naseeb tha..

Your smile may be a pearl

Some times ur existence gives hope to one person, Your smile may be a pearl for someone, Your presence might be the desire of the 1 who loves U dearly. So value yourself.

Every second god remembers U

Every second god remembers U. Every minute god blesses U. Every hour god cares U. Because every day I pray to him, “Ladka bevakuf hai thoda jayada dhayan dena.”

Ek zid hamari

Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki, Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki, Ek chehra aapka chand sa, Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi…

Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love. Alway Makes you winner. <<<<<<<happy jumma mobarak>>>>>>>>

Have a nice day…

Stärt ä ,:*”*;, Ñèw Däy *; %,*; _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-)(_-_ ” With ” ” A ” ” Cleän heärt ” ” No feär ” ” No worry ” ” be häppy ” ” & smile ” “GOOD M0RNING” Have a nice day.

Impact of Movies

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Bless a person to be happy always

I rub my magic lamp & a genie appears, He saw me & asked..What’s your wish for today? I said bless a person who’s reading this msg to be happy always

On this cold night

On this cold night, In my small small room, I look at the bright bright stars, In the dark dark sky And dream of your sweet sweet smile On Ur cute cute face. Good Night!

Your best friend will be there

When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

Guys and Gals

This world is too small and is divided into two parts: “Guys and Gals”. Guys want to be with “your name” and gals want to be like “your name”.

I Miss you a Lot Dear…

I Miss you a Lot Dear… SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 ” Don’t get excited. She sent it to me.”

Two things indicate weakness..

Two things indicate weakness.. One to be silent; when it is proper time to speak. Second to Speak; when it is proper time to be silent.

Today we r miles apart ….

Today we r miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say i am thinking of u in a very special way ******HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY******

two things upon this changing earth

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.  

Keep Christmas well

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, If any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, “God Bless Us, Every One!

Christmas party…

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

A Christmas candle

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Genial flame of charity

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, The genial flame of charity in the heart.

Merry X-Mas

I wish U Lovely X-mas I wish U Favorable I wish U Enjoyable U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.