Banta to his new bride
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
Kaash hum SMS hote
Kaash hum SMS hote, Ek click mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote
The most difficult golf course…
The most difficult golf course in the world is… “Women Hole” any style you play… as many shots you try… & as much perfection you have… you can never get your balls in…!!!
Irshade Nabwi (S.A.W) hai
Irshade Nabwi (S.A.W) hai jo Imaanatdar nahi wo kamil imaan wala nahe Jis ka wazo nahi uski namaz nahi, jo namaz na parhay uska koi deen nahi Namaz ka darja deen me aisa he hai jase sir ka darja badan me hai yani jase sir k bager insan zinda nahi…
Love ur girlfriend
Make love to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She’ll give u good news on Mothers day & U’ll have a child on children`s day. Don’t try this on everybody. Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai
Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai
Roshni ke liye hame jalaye
Dua karte hai hum KHUDA se, Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye, Uski raho me andhera aaye… Toh roshni ke liye hame jalaye
Log kehten h ke ….
Log Kehten H ke Khuda Ne Apko Badi Fursat Me Banaya H, Simple Si Baat H, Faltu Kam Fursat Me Hi Tho Kiye Jaten H…..
Na milne ki qasam
Na milne Ki qasam Kha K Bhi Main Ne, Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bohut Hai, Ye Aankhein Aur Kiya Dekhein Kisi Ko, Inn Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bohut Hai, Na Jaane Kyun Bacha Rakhe Hein Aanso, Shayid mujhe Rona bohut hai,
Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein
Mere pyaar ko duniya mein koi samaj na paya, Rota tha jab tanha koi mere pass na aaya, Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein, Aur woh kehte hain ke mujhe pyaar karna na aaya.
Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi
Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi, Kanto pe chalna aasan kaam nahi, Yeh toh pal2pal ka junun hai, Kyun ke sms karna har ek ke bas ki bat nahi.
Jo asaani se mile wo hai gum
Jo asaani se mile wo hai gum, Jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa, Jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar, Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai”APUN KA SMS.”
munna yahin se bahar ata he??
Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he?? larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he. . thodi der baad . . . . . . . school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr…
Ek hi hasrat hai
Ek hi hasrat hai chehre pe woh khushi aapki, Ek muddat se nahin dekhi woh hasin aapki.
Hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte
Tumhara dukh hum seh nahi sakte, Bhari mehfil mein kuch keh nahi sakte, Hamare girte hue aansuo ko pad kar dekho, Woh bhi kehte hai ke hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte.
Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
O My dear Open your mind…
O My dear Open your mind, Receive my wishes Open your heart, Recieve my love Open your eyes, Recieve my smile Open u’r mobile, and rcv my specail wish GøøÐ MØRNÍNG.
Jab who jaage
Ae mere sms, mere raheela ke paas jana, Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana, Jab who jaage to dhere se muskarana, Phir dil ka haal batana ? I miss u.
Hardest thing to repair
“Words” & “Hearts” Should b handled carefully… B’coz Words when “spoken” & Hearts when “broken” Are hardest thing to repair.
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Wishing the sweetest night
Wishing the sweetest night to a sweet natured person. May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight, Then u will remember that u forgot to wish me Good Night!
You’ve come out top grade
Amazing! Above the rest! Awesome! A+ Congrats! You’ve come out… top grade!
This is how I feel
There is darkness everywhere I go, Despite the sun shining bright, Everything seems cheerless, Despite the colorful flowers every single sight, I have almost everything, Yet I have nothing to live by, Love, this is how I feel, When U r not by my side.
Remind U
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
Disturbing u is a necessity
Forgetting u is a crime, Ignoring u is a sin, Remembering u is a pleasure. Thinking about u is a habit & Disturbing u is a necessityâ?¦
Ho gayi rukhsat ghata barish ke baad
Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa baarish ke baad Meri tanhaayi ka daaman thaam kar Kuch udaasi ne kaha baarish ke baad
duaa mere saath hai,
Toote hue dilon ki…Duaa mere saath hai, Duniya teri taraf hai…Khuda mere saath hai. Awaaz ghunghrooON ki…Nahin hai to kya hua Saagar ke tootne ki…Sadaa mere saath hai
your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES
A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Motherreplied: “You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
Uthti nahi nigah kisi aur ki taraf
Uthti nahi nigah kisi aur ki taraf , Paband kar gayi hai kisi ki nazar mujhe .