A dua for You:
A dua for You: Oh God, I don’t know of all the challenges this person has, but You know everything..! I hear his silence, You hear his plead, I see him in faith, You know his doubts, I ask that you give him everything he needs & bless him abundantly…
afsurdagi hai magar ,,,,,,,,,
Afsurdagi hai magar wajah-e-gham nahi maloom, K Dil pe bojh sa hai ranj-e-besabab ki tarah.
Kintna padhe ho
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A. Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Humne to tumhe apni zindgi samjha
Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha, Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha, Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho, Humne to tumhe apni zindgi samjha
Just recharge the battery
Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in vibration mode. Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily. Girl: Just recharge the battery
Dogs and Women
How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, Neither can balance a checkbook & Both put too much value on kissing.
Mere dost hi kanjus hogaye
A bhai! Itna sannata kyon hai? Kitne der se sms ki ghanti nahi baji. Yeh sare network fuse hogaye Ya mere dost hi kanjus hogaye.
Unki tasveer si ban gayi
Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi Jo na chaaha tha wo takdeer si ban gayi Humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli Gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi.
baazid hai toofaan to kashti dubone de
Palkein Mujhe Ashkon Se Bhigone De, Ab To Khul Ke Mujhe Tu Rone De, Chhod De Mere Halat Pe Mujhko, Jo Hota Hai Ab Hone De, Mat Rok Mujhe Mausam Ka Hawaala Dekar, Baazid Hai Toofaan To Kashti Dubone De.
Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae
Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karen meri Kisi samajhdar aadmi se meri shadi hojae. Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti.., Samajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi karte..
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai
Tammana se nahi tanhaee se darte hain, Pyar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, Milne ki to bahut chahat hai, Par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain.
Abhi bandar SMS padh raha ha
Beta bola, “Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”. Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”. “Papa kyon ?” “Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”
Girl and boy lost in jungle
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
Kya zindagi hogi
Kya zindagi hogi Ek shayari woh kare ek shayari hum Salaame woh maarey Paise kamaye hum
Always study in front of a mirror
Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons: 1. It helps saving revision time. 2. He can keep a watch on himself. 3. He likes combined studies.
Mujh ko pukara hoga
Apne bistar mein buhat der se mein neem-daraz Sochti thi ke woh iss waqt kaha par hoga Mein yahan hoon magar uss kocha-e-rango-bo mein Roz ki tarah woh aaj bhi aaya hoga Aur jab ussne waha mujh ko na paya hoga App ko ilm hai woh aaj nahi aayi hain…
View a negative experience
View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative. A single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints! Good Day!
The moon is calling you
Look…the moon is calling you!! See…the stars are shining for you!! Listen…the mosquito’s are singing to you!! Hear…my heart says: “Good night”
Mujhe neend aati hai
In the morning I Miss You, In the noon I Miss You, In the afternoon I Miss You, In the evening I Miss You, But at night Mujhe neend aati hai yaar…
My love for you
My love for you is like water, Falling countless… The beating of my heart For you is so heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is so Precious and endless.
Some battles have to be fought alone,
Some battles have to be fought alone, Some paths have to be crossed alone, So never be emotionally attached with anyone. You never know when you have to walk alone
Good Mrning ! open ur tinky minky eyes
open ur tinky minky eyes, stand up and strech ur crunchy prunchy bonz and then wake up yourself, tell your brain to refresh and tell your self 2days is GOOD DAY Good Morning
so many girls fall in love
‘So Many Girls Fall In Love With The Wrong Guys, Simply Because Wrong Guys Say The Right Things’
Love is an illusion
Love is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people.. – – – – – People with strong hearts believe in FLIRTING :p
Someday u may lose
Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
A Rose Rs7/-
A Rose Rs7/- A Card Rs.25/- A Lunch Rs.200/- Movie Rs.150/- But a Friend like “u” Is “priceless” Ziada uro mat Priceless bole to . . . . . “Muft” 🙂
kia hukm ha mere aqa?
Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ? PATHAN: aik shair suna do. JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi main jin hun FARAZ nahi PATHAN: wah wah kia shair hy.
khilty phoolon ki rida ho jaye
Khilty Phoolon Ki Rida Ho Jaye Itni Hasaas Hawa Ho Jaye Maangty Hi Haath Par Khushyan Rakh Dy Itna Meherban Aap Pr KHUDA Ho Jaye. (Ameen)
What’s an average 6 inch long…
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive
kitab-e-dil me jo nafrat ka deeb rahta tha
Kitab-e-dil me jo nafrat ka baab rakhta tha, Wo chahton ka mukamal hisaab rkhta tha, Faraib deta raha dil lagi k pardon me, Wo shakhs chehray pe kitny naqab rakhta tha, Kahan tlash kro gy tm mujsa shaks, K apni zaat se zayada tera khayal rkhta tha…:-(