ulfat ki zanjeer say dar lagta hay
ulfat ki zanjeer say dar lagta hay kuch apni takdeer say dar lagta hay jo kisi ko kisi say juda karti hay *hath ki us lakeer say dar lagta hay*
Meri her khushi tery wasty…
Ye manzalin ye rasty, Meri her khushi tery wasty Ye sokoun aur ye qarar b Meri aashqi tery wasty, Kabhi gham Na tery kareeb ho, Tujhy her khushi naseeb ho, Meri iltaja tery wasty, Meri her dua tery wasty Meri dharkanain mera payar tu, Sabhi chahtain tery wasty.
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Itne sweet nahi hain ki diabeties ho jaye
Mana hum itne sweet nahi hain ki diabeties ho jaye, Nahe itne salty hai ki B.P badh jaye, Nahe itne tasty hai ki maza ajaye, Par itne kadwe bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye.
Har kiss ko miss kiya
Kis kis ne kis kis ko kiss kia Kis kis ne kis kis ko miss kia Ek wo thay jisne her jaghay app ko kiss kia Or ek hum hain jis nay har kiss ko miss kia.
Thought of the day:
Thought of the day: Agar ap bus pe charhain…..ya phir bus ap pe charhe… dono martaba ticket apka hi katta hai 🙂
Zindgee tum hoo
‘Aisaa lagtaa hay k mare zindgee tum hoo Ajnabee hoo k ajnabee tum hoo Abb koi arzoo naheen baqee Jastajoo mare akhree tum hoo Main zamee paar ghana andhraa hoon Asmanoo kee chandnee tum hoo Dostoon saa wafaa kee umedaan Kiss zamanay kaay admee tum hoo Asaa lagtaa kah mare…
Girl check up k liye gai
Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl: check kya…
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”
Having GOD in your boat
Having GOD in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm, But it means that no storm can sink your boat. Keep faith in god…
Woh kya mehsus karenge ek tare ki kami ko
Deta hai kyu ye dard bas hum hei ko, Kya samjenge woh en aankho ki nami ko, Lakho deewane ho jis chand ke, Woh kya mehsus karenge ek tare ki kami ko.
Don’t love
“LOVE” .What a heavenly thing, what a heavenly word…. but do u know what is LOVE? L= Loss O= Of V= Valuable E= Energy…. So don’t LOVE..
Abe khajur
Abe khajur, Zoo se bhage hue langur, Abe sade hue kele ke chilke, Chuse hue am, Circus ke retired bandar, Aisa kisi ko na kehna, Feel hota hai!
Hum wo majnoo hai …
Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khaya To kisi ne kasam khai hai Hum wo majnoo hai Jis ne sirf laat khai hai
Bade ho kar aap se wasta padenge
Socha tha pyar na karenge, Socha tha bade ho kar engineer banege, Socha tha bade ho kar dulha banege, Magar ALLAH ki kasam yeh nahin socha tha k, bade ho kar aap se wasta padenge.
Wishing u a Very Gracious Morning…
Morning Coolness, Rising Sun, Humming Birds, Melting Dew, Along With My Best Compliments, Wishing u a Very Gracious Morning G0OD MORNING!! Have a fantastic day
Tum agar mayosi k lamhon mein zara bhi hosla dete…
Tum agar mayosi k lamhon mein zara bhi hosla dete Tu hum kaghaz ki kashti pr samandar mein utar jaye.
bharat se sabse bada confusion ?
Bharat Ka Sabse Bada Confusion Ka Din Kaun Sa Hoga ? Socho………… Socho………. Nahi Maloom…………..!!!! Jis Din Raksa Bandhan Aur Friendship Day Ek Saath Padega !!!!
Hum bhool chuke they
Barsaat ki bheegi raaton mein phir koi suhaani yaad ayi Kuch apne jamana yaad aaya kuch unki jawani yaad aayi Hum bhool chuke they jisne hume duniya mai akela chor diya Jab gaur kiya tau ek surat jaani pehchaani yaad aayi..
When some one loves you
When some one loves you, You don’t realize it, When you realize it, its too late. You always love the one who leaves you And leave the one who loves you.
Good Night
G. Go 2 Bed O. Off d Lights O. Out O Tension D. Dreams Come N. Nice Sleep I. Ignore Worries G. Get Up Early H. Have A Nice Day T. Thank God Always
Love bears all things
Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things, And most precious of all, Love endures all things, Come we love and make things happy.
Others may forget u but never will I
People live, people die People laugh, people cry Some give up, some will try Some say hi, some say bye Others may forget u but never will I
It must have been a rainy day when you were born..
It must have been a rainy day when you were born.. Heaven was crying ‘cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
Just the way a rain drop brings hope to a dying flower
Just the way a rain drop brings hope to a dying flower, Your smile might bring hope to someone who is lost. Give the world your best smile…. Today, tomorrow and everyday.
Perfect Example Of Confidence
A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”. C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?” Trainee : “No.” C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”. Trainee in the same tune:…
wo utter gya meri ankh se
Wo Utter gya meri Ankh se, Mery Dil se q na Utter ska, Wo chala gya Jahan Chhor k, Myn wahan se phir na Palat ska, Wo Smbhal gya tha Faraz mgr, Myn bikhar k phr na Smbhal ska
zindagi main zindagi ki ada nahi milti
Zindagi main zindagi ki ada nahi milti Muft main kisi ki Dua nahi milti….. Tum laakh aazmate raho logon ko Kesi se DIL nahi milta tu kesi se tabiyat nahi milti
Kisi Dukh Ka Seenay Mein Tootna….!
Mere Baad Dard Ki Daastan Tujhe Kon Aa ke Sunaye Ga ? Mujhe Raastay Mein Khabar Mili Wo Tou Sheher Hee Se Chala Gaya Meri Zindagaani Ke Khaar-o-Khas Koi Jaatay Jaatay Jala Gaya Mere Ratjago Ko Khabar Karo Mujhe Neend Aayi Hai Dekhne Mein Tou Apnay Aap Mein Hee Nahi…