Dil par kya bitta hai koi nadaan kya jane
Dil par kya bitta hai koi nadaan kiya jane Dil ke daure parne se koi marta hai to koi anjaan kiya jane !!!
Mohabbat ka yehi takaja
Tum chalakta huwa ek nazar daalo, Jaam khali hai isse bhar daalo, Mohabbat ka yehi takaja hai aye jaanashin, Apna ilzaam sabhi mere sar daalo, Jo socha woh toh kiya, Jo na socha kavi woh bhi kar daalo, Main fakiri mein bhi sikandar hoon aaj, Mujhpe daulat ka mat ashar…
Mohtaj to nahi hum phir bhi
Kabhi jazbaat to kabhi yadoon ko dafan karte hai, Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hai. Mohtaj to nahi hum phir bhi, Aap ke email ka intezaar kiya karte hai.
Jab tum bahot yaad aati ho
Jab raat ki nagan dasti hai nas nas main zehar utrta hai Jab chand ki kirny cupkey se is dil ko cheer kay jati hai Jab aankh kay andar hi aanso zanjiroo mai bandh jatey hain sab jajboo pay chha jati ho tab yaad bahot tum aati ho.
Jeene ki humse wajah puchte hain
Gum dene wale rajah puchte hain, Jeene ki humse wajah puchte hain, Dete hain gum ka zahar humko aakar, Phir kitna hua hai asar puchte hain.
Woh chahain kisi aur ko
Hum chahain aap ko Aap chahain kisi aur ko Aap jise chahain khudha karay Woh chahain kisi aur ko
Sardar on phone
Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
teri dua,koi hurf madda asmano se kabi rad na ho..
Khuwahisho k samandar k sb moti tere muqadar ho.. phol chera phol lehje tere hamsafr ho.. kuch yu utray tere liye rehmato ka mosom.. k teri dua,koi hurf madda asmano se kabi rad na ho..
Never dance naked
Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
i can talk to hundreds of pepole
I can talk to hundreds of people in one day but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute..
mujhe aazad kar do na
Mujhy Aazad Kar Do Na Na Do Ab Hosla Mujh Ko, Bata do Raasta Mujh Ko, Meri Banjar C Aankhon Me Meri Be~Taab SaanSon Me Koi To Rang Bhar Do Na Mujhy Aazad Kar Do Na, Mujhy Aazad Kar Do Na
bichar gaya hai jo ab
Bichar gaya hai jo ab us ka malaal kya karna, Ab us ki yaad mein jeena muhaal kya karna, Mein janta hoon ke woh bewafa na maaney ga, Wohi jawab miley ga, Sawal kya karna,
Pappu offered Girl for sex
Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl: tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay? Papu: janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta Mgr phaar to skta hy;)
Of all the gifts
Of all the gifts big and small, Your friendship is the greatest of them all.
Chatri mein hole
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..
Vada kiya sitaro ne saath dene ka..
Kadam kadam par baharo ne saath choda, Jarurat padne par yaaro ne saath choda, Vada kiya sitaro ne saath dene ka, Lekin subah hone par sitaro ne bhi saath chooda.
Why people text u
Don’t u ever wonder why people text u but have nothing imp to say! It’s 4 the simple reason… You are such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I’m thinking of u now.
Yeh zarroori toh nahi
Pyaar ek baar ho yeh zarroori toh nahi, Har bar ho yah zarroori toh nahi, Agar ho to kisi wafa se, Wafa ho har bar yeh zarroori to nahi.
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, Chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, Ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay ke liye.
Har miss ko kiss kiya
Kiss kisi ki mahphil me, Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya. Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya, Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.
I will die
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:
Great start 4 Monday
I Wish 4 ” U ” Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday “Have a beautiful and smart week.”
wish u a very Good luck
Care for the one who shares with U, Share with the one who knows U, Know the one who misses U, MISS the one who well wishes for U, Wish u a very Good Luck! …
A New Sun…
Å néw suÑ Å nèw dÄY Ä nÉw §m§ Äsking Ü to 4GÉT Äll Ür WÖrriɧ sÖrrÖw§ & TeÄR§ For §ØMÉ 1 WhÖ wÄnts to SÉÉ U hÄppy GööD MORNING…..
Forget the times
Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times don’t pretend, Remember now he’s just your…
Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai
Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai Kuch lamho se aankhe bhar aati hai Woh subha woh shaam nirali jati hai Jaab aap jaise dost ki yaad ati hai.
Post Office
Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post office.
Not in this world
If 10 people care for you, one of them is me, if one person cares for you that would be me again, if no one cares for you that means i m not in this world.
My friend is going to sleep…
Hi Moon! Dim Ur light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. Coz my friend is going to sleep. Good Night
No matter how high the sky is
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
