My nights are becoming sleepless
My nights are becoming sleepless, My days r becoming restless. So i asked god,”Is this love?” God said,”Idiot…Garmi shuru ho gayi!”
Dosti se aaj zamana sharmaya hai
Dosti se aaj zamana sharmaya hai, Teri chahat ne kuch aisa gazab dikhaya hai, Khuda se kya tuje mange , Wo to aaj khud mujse aap jaisa dost mangne aya hai
Lekin tum to mohabbat ka izhaar nahin karte
Tum dil ko bekrar kyo nahin karte, Meri mohabbat par aetbar kyon nahin karte, Jee nahin sakta hoke juda tumse, Lekin tum to mohabbat ka izhaar nahin karte
Jeetai the hum kabhi saan se
Jeetai the hum kabhi saan se, Mahek uthi fija kisi ke nam se, Par gujre hain kuch aise mukam se, Nafrat si ho gai hai mohabat ke nam se.
KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA..
AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA LERKI : WOH KIYOO LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
Miss you big
Every time I miss you I blow kisses across the blowing wind, Don’t blame the wind whenever it brushes your face coz I’m the one kissing u. MISS U BIG.
What did the fish say
Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall ??? – – – – – – A: Dam!!
You are wonderful the way you are
If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be, Don’t wish to be someone else because u are wonderful the way you are!
Dil ki gehraiyon mein chhipaya hai jise
Badnaseeb bhi nahi par mera naseeb bhi nahi, Mana ke main ameer nahi par gareeb bhi nahi, Dil ki gehraiyon mein chhipaya hai jise, Woh door bhi nahi mujhse par kareeb bhi nahi, Chahta toh hoon dena usko khushiyan saare jahan ki, Par mil jayein unke gham itna khushnaseeb bhi…
Sardar joined new job…
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order , so I made it alright 🙂
leave my message
‘0 0 0 0 .shhhhhhhhh.I”m walking slowly, bcoz u might be sleeping, I”ll just leave my message 4u”GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS”..’
WÄKE UP!
Asalm~o~alaikum! WÄKE UP! It’s Mörning time öpen ur Room’s Döör becaus HÄPPINES & SUCCESS are waiting to Welcome u in a New DÄY Good Morning
Can U swim?
British: Can U swim? Paki: No British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes Paki: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog?
If life is a game
If life is a game, I wish you to win. If life is a journey, I wish you to walk on roses. If life is a joy, I wish you to always smile. Have a great & successful day.
He took me from a bar
He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I”m a bottle of wine!”
It is that special person
Anyone can make you SMILE, anyone can make you CRY, But it is that special person That can make you smile with tears in your eyes.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me . & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
Never Trust the Doubted one.
Two Golden Phrases Never Trust the Doubted one. & Never Doubt the Trusted one.
Ankhain khuli to jag uthi ……..
Ankhain khuli to jag uthi hasratain FARAZ… usko bhi kho diya jisey paya tha khwab main…..
khud-kushi b jurm hy
Khud-Kushi B Jurm Hy Or Me-Kashi B Jurm Kon Kis Mushkil Men He Ye,Dekhta Koi Nahi
Graha ki shanti karen..
Panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar bataya hai ki Apke mobile pe kanjusi ki maha dasha mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare sms bhej ke graha ki shanti karen.. Dhanyavad
Sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.
Unki nazar mein hum purane ho gaye
Jinki yaad mein hum deewane ho gaye, Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye, Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye pyaar ki Kyunki unki nazar mein hum purane ho gaye
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked
Us Ne Hm Sy Poucha Teri Raza Kya Hai,
Us Ne Hm Sy Poucha Teri Raza Kya Hai, Q Krte Ho Mohabat Wajah Kya Hai, Kese Bataon Us ko Meri Khata Kya Hai, Jo Waja Sy Kare Mohabat Us Main Maza Kya He.
Sab se mashoor cheez
Santa singh to his saali: Aap ke saher ki sab se mashoor cheez kaun si hai. Saali: Koi nahi jija ji, jo mashhoor thi woh to aap le gaye.
Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka
Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka , Ek shaam jaati hai tumari yaad dekar, Par humen us shaam ka interzar hai, Jo aye saath tume lekar.
Seene se lagaya hai mujhe
Ashq pochkar mere, Hasaya hai mujhe, Meri galti thi fir bhi, Seene se lagaya hai mujhe, Kaise pyaar na ho aise dost se, Jiski dosti ne jeena sikhaya hai mujhe.
If ever in your life u r very sad
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, Iâ?Tll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.