Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar
Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.
Dosti gunha hai to…
Dosti gunha hai to hone na dena Dosti khuda hai to khone na dena
Teri judai se darta hun
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hun, Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hun, Milne ki umang bahut hoti hai dil me, Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hun.
kaaba kitna khush qismat hai
“kaaba” kitna khush qismat hai keh ye Allah ka ghar hai laikin is may Allah nahi rehta Momin “kaaba” say b zyada khush qismat hai jis k dil may Allah rehta hai “Think about it”
Nasha bahrta hay
Gham-e- Duniya bhi Gham-e-Yar main shamil kr lo,, Nasha barhta hay sharabain jab sharabon main milain……..
You are the next
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by pinching my cheeks & saying that you are the next. They stopped doing that when I started doing the same to them at funerals!!
Bekaar hai woh log
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss karte hai, Arey miss karna hai to machcharo ko miss karo, Jo apne jaan per khel kar tumko KISS karte hai.
Ye humari national health service hai
Ye humari national health service hai. Is main hum aap jaise logon ko adhi raat me utha kar susu karna yaad dilate hai ta kay aap ka bed geela na ho! Plz sasu karley! “Good night”
Ishq par zor chalta nahin…
Har naam sar-e-aam pukara nahin jaata har naam yuhn kagaz pe utara nahin jaata hoti hain mohobbat main kuch raaz ki baatein aise to iss khel main haara nahin jaata chaahat hain humare ke hum paas se kabhie dekhe unhe agar woh paas aaye to hume apni palkon ko uthaya…
maut aaye to zindagi chahe
Maut aaye to zindagi chahe, Zindagani me jo kaza mange ! Be-hijabi bhi be-wafayee hai, Aayeena parda-e-wafa mange ! Ab to khud ko mita liya hamne, Aur kya ab teri raza mange !
Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai
Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Cmfrtble 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girny na dy Or 5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;- Oye Brazier. Kaisa hai tu ? Hahahahaha
Achhi baat nahi
Kisi ka nind chura k Khud soo jana achhi baat nahi, Pyaar k raah mein humsafar ban k Chood jana achhi baat nahi.
Dil hum kesi ka dukahtay nahi
Dil hum kesi ka dukahtay nahi, Kesi ko be-waja satatay nahi, Humari dosti per bahrosa rakhna, Dost bana kar hum kesi ko bhulatay nahi.
Sab kuch adhoora hai…
Ye muskan Ye jazbay Ye moj Ye masti Ye rishtey Ye wady Ye sangeet Ye pyar Ye dosti Ye dil Sab kuch adhoora hai “Aap ke Bina”…
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
I feel sad…
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
So much luv for U
If U r in luv, accept it, respect it & enjoy it. But if U r not, then don’t worry coz Someone, somewhere must be wrapping up So much luv for U.
Zindagi pe aeitbaar kiya hai kisne
Zindagi pe aeitbaar kiya hai kisne, Mohabbat be-intehaa kiya hai kisne, Phool aur bhavre toh sabhi ban jaate hai magar, Shama aur parwane ki tarah jiya hai kisne.
other might have forgotten
Other might have forgotten, But never can i, The Green Flag of my country Winds up very high, *** Happy Independence day ***
Happy Mprning…
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Agar mante hai hamein apna
Kya aagaya hai jamana, Apno ko bhi padhta hai yaad dilana, Agar mante hai hamein apna, Toh kam se kam ek sms jarur bhejna!
Wishing u a lovely goodnite
The moon from the sky winks at you tonight, Wishing you a lovely goodnight, Hoping the sweet dreams embrace you tight.
If love was a person
If a kiss was a raindrop i’d send u showers, If a hug was a second i’d send u hours, If a smile was water i’d send u a sea, If love was a person i’d send me myself.
Relation & Bone Are Same,
Relation & Bone Are Same, When Both Cracked & Get Repaired Correctly, They Are More Powerful But If Not Correctly, They Are Lost Their Worth…
i will take care of it
How many times I told you to take care of your things… now see what you have done… you had left your heart with me… Don’t worry. I will take care of it.
When ur hearts needs company
Walk with me when your hearts needs company, Take my hand when u feel all alone, Turn to me when u need someone to lean on, Coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
He saw them without problems
God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas” God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi” He saw them walking he created, “Car” He saw them without problems, “He created u”.
ab kaise btayen waja-e-girya
Ab Kaisay Btayen Waja-e-Girya Jab Aap Bhi Saath Ro Pary Hain Ab Jaanay Kahan Naseeb Lay Jaye Ghar Se Tou “FARAZ” Nikal Paray Hain …
Mohabbat ho gayi jinse
Mohabbat ho gayi jinse shikayat unse kya hogi, Zuban tak baat jo aayi yakinan woh dua hogi, Agar woh ruth gaye mujhse, Toh zaroor koi meri hi khata hogi.