Aapke iss chehre ka har andaaz
Aapke iss chehre ka har andaaz juda sa lagta hai, Hai to insaan magar khuda sa lagta hain.
Rishta tod gaye
Saaye ki tarah saath rahne wale Hamse rishta tod gaye, Hakikat main milna mumkin nahi tha To khwabon mein bhi aana chhod gaye.
I press the bell but no one comes out
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Is dress ka kya price hai?
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi 😉
You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner, because you are always running in my mind You must be a good thief, because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
The worst thing in life
The worst thing in life is “ATTACHMENT” , it hurts when you lose it. The best thing in life is “LONELINESS” as it teaches you everything and when you lose it, you get Everything.
Kabhi toh zindagi se pyaar hoga
Unhe zindagi ko najar lagane do, Phir bhi ek din chaman bahar hoga, Bas yahi sochkar main zinda hoon, Ki kabhi toh zindagi se pyaar hoga.
Your exquisite smile
The twittering birds, The flowering buds, The cool bays the shinning rays, Your exquisite smile, your glamorous style, Are the things which are all yours but not mine, For me my only absence is that I need ur presence.
Sun glows for a day…
Sun glows for a day Candle for an hour, Match stick for a Minute, But A good Day can glow Forever, So start your day with a SMILE” On your face, “Good Morning”
Market mein abh tak nahi aaya
Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!! – – – – – – – – Niche kya dekh rahe ho??? Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?
Good Night & Sweet Dreams
A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed, Calling ur nice Name so softly, Throwing flowers on U And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.
Call me yours
Ah– I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
True Friend forever…
My heart’s like an open book. It depends on how U read me. Don’t judge me by my cover. Look in and discover…. I will be ur True Friend forever…
What looks to b nothing….
What looks to b nothing Finally that becomes everything.. And what is Everything Suddenly changes to nothing.. That’s Life.. Leran to live and live to learn..
End IS not END
End is not end ””””INFACT””’ E.N.D is ”EFFORT”’ NEVER DISE” AND if  you get no in answer REMBER”’ N.O, IS ”’ NEXT OPPORTUNITY” SO ALWAYS”’ BE POSITIVE………..’
kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata
Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi ata
tere pyar karne ki wo adda angi hai
Mere Dil Ne Jab Bhi Dua Mangi Hai Tujhe Mangi Hai Teri Wafa Mangi Hai Jis Mohabbat Ko Dekh K Dunia Ko Rashk Aye Tere Pyar Karne Ki Wo Adda Mangi Hai
Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts
Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is mine”
wo muj se chahta kia hai
Wo muj se chahta kia tha muje khabar na hoi, Bakherta bhi raha aur sametata bhi raha.
kyun mjhe rula rahe ho
tumhain kuch khaber nei hai chahaton ka asar nei hai kis dunya mein base ho itne din kahan rahe ho dil hai bohat beqarar kyun mujhe rula rahe ho
Ab tak 56
Name:Don Bapu:Gangster Bhai:Munna Bhai Add:36 china Town Guru:Bluff Master Dushman: Sarkar Khoon: Ab tak 56 Sms bhejo warna 57!!
Sardar was writing something
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Zindagi kitni khubsurat hai
Tum na mano yeh hakikat hai, Dosto insaan ki zaroorat hai, Kisi din aao hamari mehfil mein, Jaan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai
Naa saath hai koi
Naa Saath! Hai Ko!, Na Humsfar Ha! Ko!, Naa Hum K!s! K, Naa Humra Ha! Ko!, Par Apko Dekh Kr Keh Skte Ha!, K! 2st Tho Hmara Bh! Ha! Ko!……….
Hans ke taal jata hai
Wo muhabbat ki kuch aisi misaal rakhta hai… Ke mujse ziada hi mera khayal rakhta hai… Bina kahe hi mera har dard jaan leta hai.. Mujse le kar meri yaaden sambhal rakhta hai… Hans ke taal jata hai meri sab talkh baaton ko.. Woh dil ko jeet lene main kamaal…
Galti aapki hi hogi
If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don’t hesitate, JUST SLAP yourself Mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai
Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai, Dil na chah kar bhi khamosh rehe jata hai… Koi sab kuch kehkar dosti jatata hai, To koi kuch na keh kar bhi dosti nibhata hai….
Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai
Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai Peeche mudke dekho kameeno Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai! Cheers !!!
Hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!
Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hain, mann mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha. Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai? Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai, lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai. Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola…