Toot K Bikhrta Dekho
“Aao Kisi Shab Mujhe Toot K Bikhrta Dekho”, “Meri Ragon Mein Zehar Judai Ka Uterta Dekho. Kis Kis Ada Se Tujhe Maanga Hai RAB Se, Aao Kabhi Mujhe Sajdon Mein Sisakta DekHo. Teri Talaash Mein Hum Ne Khud Ko Kho Dia Hai, Mat Aao Saamne Mgar Kahin Chup K Mujhe…
Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy.
Na mila kro Sar-e-Sham Mjhy. Main Tanha Tanha hi thek hon. Mjhe Chahton se lgta hai Dar. Main Nafraton me hi thek hon. Mjhe Raaston me chor do. mjhe justju-e-mnzil nhi. Na Dikhao mjhko Rasta. Main bhatka howa hi thek hon. Mere Dosto mjhe chor do. Na Suljhao meri Uljhane.…
qeemt pani nahi piyas ki hoti hay..
qeemat pani ki nahi piyas ki hoti hay, keemat mout ki nahi sans ki hoti hay, DOST to buhat hote hain dunya main, Qeemat DOSTI ki nahi AETIBAT ki hoti hai.
Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai
Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai, Sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai, Pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana, Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai
21st Century Girls
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”. But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai: “pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”
I’ll be ur friend till we grow old
Friendship is a chain of gold. Each link is a smile, a laf, a tear, a grip of d hand, a word of cheer. No matter how heavy the load, I’ll be ur friend till we grow old.
Mumbai, capital of India?
Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India Mother: But why son? Robin: Because thatâ?Ts what I wrote in my test paper
Kisi ne dil badal liya
Kisi ne dil badal liya, Kisi ne dhadkan badal li, Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko, To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li..
Raat kya chali gayi
Raat kya chali gayi, Sitare chale gaye, Gairon se kya gila, Jub apne chale gaye, Jeet to sakte the, Ishq ki bazi hum bhi, Par unhe jitane ki liye, Hum harte chale gaye.
He made a mother and mother-in-law
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
A message to god
Dear God, Thank u for making me healthy. Can u also make me sexy? If u can’t make me sexy, plz make all my friends fat and ugly.
Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap
Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap, Kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap. Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai, Par mere liye phoolo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap…
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Dur itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya, Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi, Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
You are A Donkey
U r a DONKEY, D:decent O:outclass N:nice K:kind E:excellent Y:young So tell me r u a donkey or not My friend…
How to keep our heart clean?
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean? Mona: I donâ?Tt know. Probably we must eat the soap.
Do mendak …
DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar tar” dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
Aur jab pee gaye zeher to…
Nafrat thi humse to pyar kyon kiya? Dena the zeher to ikraar kyon kiya? Deke zeher ab kehte ho ke peena hi hoga, Aur jab pee gaye, To kehte ho ki ab jeena bhi hoga
Somebody is going to get a spanking
A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”
Narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Zinda ho to sms bhejo, Asman pe ho to barish bhejo, Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo, Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo, Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage
Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage, Bebas hai sapne haqiqat ke aage, Koi ruki huwi dhadkan se puche , Kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage.
Khake paan Paro boli…
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
I bought 3 movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For U and ur parents.
It’s gud to have money
It’s gud to have money & the things it can buy but it’s also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven’t lost the things money can’t buy…. FRIENDS!
Kya ho gai khata hamse
Kya ho gai khata hamse, Jo sms aana band hai, Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya, Mobile connection band hai.
Dil todana
dil todna humari adat nahi, dil hum kisika dukhate nahi bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi!!
Kyon bante hain bewafo woo?
Tanhaiyoon se darte hain jo, karte hain kya woo? Mohabat se door hain jo, karte hain kaya woo? Marte hain jo es jahan main, roote hain kyon loog? Karte hain jo mohabat, kyon bante hain bewafa woo?
Still people say this is men’s world
When a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is flirting. when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty, When boy licks he is tharkey. When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people But if a boy falls everybody laughs. STILL…
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. Itâ?Ts an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it’ll never bounce.
Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai
Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai, Kyon ishq ka nasha jald utar jata hai, Phale iqrar aur ab inkar, Kyon to moosam ki tarhan badal jata hai.