Khushi muskurane ke liye
Phool khushboo ke liye Pyaar nibhane ke liye Aankhe dil churane ke liye Khushi muskurane ke liye Aur ye sms aapko apni yaad dilane ke liye
Have a “Good Day”.
In french : “Bonjour”. In spanish : “Tequiro”. In italian : “Teamo”. In yugoslav : “Volimte”. In english : “Good Morning”. In bengali : “Suprabhat”. Have a “Good Day”.
Happiness is a perfume
Happiness is a perfume. You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself. So always be happy to make others happy !
You are sweet
Testing your BLOOD – – – Plz Wait… – – – 33% – – – 66% – – – 100% Complete ! – – – Result: HIV – – – HIV: Honey In Veins – – – That’s why UR SO Sweet.
Difference between Mother & Wife?
– What is the difference between Mother & Wife? – One woman brings U into this world crying… And the other ensures U continue to do so.
I’m still the same
Those sparkling eyes That amazing face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The cheerful talk Charming stud I’m still the same hw r u?…wts up?
A sea is for you
A sea is for you, and waves are for me, The sky is for you, and stars are for me, The sun is for you, and light is for me, Everything is for you, and you are for me.
No stars 2 wish
No stars 2 wish, No moon 2 lite And no flowers to smell, Just a loneliness, Waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying… “Good night”
Perfect description of trust
Perfect description of trust…! To give someone the complete authority to destroy you but at the same time being confident that he will never do it
HAPPY DEFENCE DAY TO ALL we r the BeSt
HAPPY DEFENCE DAY TO ALL….we r the BeSt………… @_______######################: @_______######################: @_______######################: @_______######################: @_______#######_##############: @_______######__#####__#######: @_______#####__######__#######: @_______#####__######_########: @_______#####__###############: @_______#####__$##############: @_______#####___##############: @_______#####____#############: @_______######____#####_######: @_______#######________#######: @_______#########____#########: @_______######################: @_______######################: @_______###################### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## Itna Hum Ko hia YaKeeN anKH uTHa Ker deKh Lay iTnA kISi MAIn Dum nahi MAY…
kash meri zindagi ka ant kuch is kadar ho
Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho…
baqi sara din aram
Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni Thi Hamarey Liye. ‘Faraz Wo Msg B Krtey Hain to Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq 1 Msg ” “Subah 1 Msg” “Sham. Baqi Sara Din Aram.
wo phool he na khushbo
Yeh sach hai ke wo phool he na khushbo Magar phir b meri hayat ko mehka raha hey
tmhari dosti ki bohut qadar hy mujhe
Tmhari Dosti ki Bohut Qadar Hy Mujhe, Is Liye Tm se Kabhi Kuch Manga Nhi,, “ay Dost” Lekin Aj Tm se Darkhuwast Hy k Meri Takleefon Mai Kami ki Dua Krna…!’
ham jsey
na jane kun gale se lepat kar rone laga jab barson bad mela, jate howe jis ne kaha tha k tum jese lakhon melen gen…
Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..
MAA Maa kya hai? Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai. ……………………………. ……………………………. “Uth jao Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho Tumhare Baap…
Mohtaji or Ghurbat 7 Cheezoon Sy Ati Hay…
“Hazrat OMAR FAROOQ R.A ne Farmaya” Mohtaji or Ghurbat 7 Cheezoon Sy Ati H. 1: Jaldi Jaldi Namaz Parhnay Se. 2: Khary Ho K Pani Pinay Se. 3: Moonh Se Charagh Bujhanay Se. 4: Asteen Ya Daman Se Moonh Saf Krne Se. 5: asar k bad ghar may jharu dene…
Petrol pump nahi..
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Kati patang ka rukh meri aor tha
Kati patang ka rukh meri aor tha, Kati patang ka rukh meri aor tha… Par use bhi loot liya lambe haath walo ne.
Zindagi ki raho mein jo gham milenge
Zindagi ki raho mein jo gham milenge, Mere honsolon se kam milenge, Jab chod degi duniya, Wahan dost hum milenge. Missing You.
Hum labo se keh na paye
Hum labo se keh na paye un se haal-e-dil kabhi… Aur ek woh samajh na paye yeh khamoshi kya cheez hai
How to satisfy a woman
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
During a job interview
During a job interview: Manager: What’s the highest level of education you obtained? Candidate: PHD Manager: Great! So that means you have a Doctor degree … Candidate: Wellll, No… That means Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.)
Ab phool yeh wafaon ke chunta nahin koi
Ab phool yeh wafaon ke chunta nahin koi, Guldaan udaas they usey takta nahin koi, Gham baantne ki aas pe na rehna dosto, Auron ki aag mein yahan jalta nahin koi,
jaun ab tum pahle jese nahi rahay
What is a Girlfriend.? Answer: Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k . . . “JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay”;)
Khusra police interview k liye gya…
Khusra police interview k liye gya. Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy. Khusra, taali mar k, haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy
Haste haste cut jaye raaste
Question: How do you cut roads? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: By laughing… because “Haste haste cut jaye raaste”.
Why are you late
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
Har taraf gahirai hai
Har taraf gahirai hai, Kinaara nazar nahi aata. Vaada toh kar lete hai bahot mohabbat karlene ke baad, Par jab musibaat pade, toh koi saath nibhaane nahi aata.
Hazaron mein ek
Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 kaun hai!!
