How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
jo chala gya mujhe chor kr
Jo chala gya mujhe chor kr Main kabi na usko bhula saka Wohi dorian wohi faslay Main kabi na enko mita saka
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge
Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do, Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.
Padh raha hai SMS hamara
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.
teri azmaton say hoon bay khabar
a Allah ? Teri Azmaton Say Hoon Bay-Khabar Ye Meri Nazar Ka Kasoor Hai Teri Rah?guzar May Kadam Kadam Kahin Arsh Hai Kahin Toor Hai Ye Baja Hai Malik-E-Band Agi Meri Bandagi May Kasoor Hai Ye Khata Hai Meri Khata Magar Tera Naam Bhi To Ghafoor Hai Ye Bata Tujh…
Tum kitna bhi chaho
Yeh pal pal ka chalna, Fasila khatam na karega, Tum kitna bhi chaho, Tumhe woh kal na milega! Yeh koi gaata hai, Ya namaaz padta hai, Tum kitna bhi chaho, Tumhe alag khuda na milega! Yeh guzarti hui raat hai, Ya nikalti hui sehar, Tum kitna bhi chaho, tumhe humsafar…
Sms padh k muskura rahe hain
Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar, pagalon ke maharaja, hindustani bewaqufon k sardar, noore chashme husne paglistan sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!
Sochte rahe jaroor koi gam hai
Rah rah ke apki yaad aati rahi, Sms na aane ki wajjah satati rahi, Sochte rahe jaroor koi gam hai, Ya ab apke dil me hamare liye jagah kam hai.
Un se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate
Un se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate Dil se unhe kaise bhula paate Kaash ki woh sanso ke illava aayine mein bhi hote Khud ko bhi dekhte to woh nazar aate
zindagi badi ajeeb hoti hai
Zindagi badi ajeeb hoti hai Kabhi haar to kabhi jeet hoti hai Tamanna rakho samandar ki gehrai ko chune ki Kinaro pe to bas zindagi ki shurwat hoti hai…..?
Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..
Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?.. Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai” Orat ne uskay neechay hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao, Dusri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai, Teesri murgi k…
Har kisi ko mohobat rash nahe aati
Dil jab tuta hai to awaz nahi aati, Har kisi ko mohobat rash nahi aati, Yeh to apne apne naseeb ki bat hai Koi bhoolta hi nahi, Aur kisi ko yaad hi nahi aati.
Muskurao aap to phool khil jaye
Muskurao aap to phool khil jaye, Bate karo to dil machal jaye, Itni dilkas hai aap ki dosti, Dost to kya dushman bhi, Aap par fida ho jaye.
Ladki aisi paheli hai
Ladki aisi paheli hai, Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai, Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”. Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTY HAIN DOSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTY HAIN DOSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR, WAH….WAH…. WAH….WAH…. LOG GHAZAL LIKHTY HAIN DOSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR, AUR HUM DARD BHARE GAANE LIKHTY HAIN APNA HAAL DEKH KAR….
Impossible
Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda. Jab kharida tha tabhi chek karna tha…!
Rakhi mubarak ho
Khushbu aati hai phoolon ke taraf se. Rakhi mubarak ho aapki behen ke taraf se.
Never take some one for granted
Never take some one for granted, Hold every person close to your heart, Because you might wake up one day and realize, That you have lost a diamond, While you were too busy collecting stones.
Kisi se itni mohabbat na karo
Jaam se itni nafrat na karo ke, Kabhi peena pade toh pi na sako, Kisi se itni mohabbat na karo ke, Kabhi tanha jeena padhe toh jee na sako…
Today we are miles apart
Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say i’m thinking of you in a very special way HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
These are my wishes for you…
No shadows 2 depress u! Only Happiness 2 surround u! Many Angels 2 guard u! God himself 2 bless u! These r my wishes 4 u 4 Today,Tomorrow & 4ever. Good morñing.
Chand lamhe hum par barbad to karta hai
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehssas hai ki shayad koi hume yaad karta hai Beshaq milne na aaye par chand lamhe hum par barbad to karta hai
As u go to bed tonight
As u go to bed tonight, I beg the moon to give you light, Tell my angels to hug you tight, And make sure you,re all right, And ask the gentle breeze To care you and kiss good night.
Plan For Future
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
I will always be there for you
You may meet people… better than me, funnier than me, more beautiful than me, But one thing I can say to you I will always be there for you when they all leave you.
It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy,
It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good too to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that Money cannot buy!
It’s a piece of cake so
When you are feeling stressed and about to break Just remember stressed is simply desserts spelled backward It’s a piece of cake so … Just enjoy!
A Flower Is Like A Friend ;
A Flower Is Like A Friend ; Beautiful In Every way But Unlike A Friend; It Dies And Goes Away …