Jo asaani se mile wo hai gum
Jo asaani se mile wo hai gum, Jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa, Jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar, Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai”APUN KA SMS.”
munna yahin se bahar ata he??
Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he?? larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he. . thodi der baad . . . . . . . school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr…
Ek hi hasrat hai
Ek hi hasrat hai chehre pe woh khushi aapki, Ek muddat se nahin dekhi woh hasin aapki.
Hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte
Tumhara dukh hum seh nahi sakte, Bhari mehfil mein kuch keh nahi sakte, Hamare girte hue aansuo ko pad kar dekho, Woh bhi kehte hai ke hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte.
Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
O My dear Open your mind…
O My dear Open your mind, Receive my wishes Open your heart, Recieve my love Open your eyes, Recieve my smile Open u’r mobile, and rcv my specail wish GøøÐ MØRNÍNG.
Jab who jaage
Ae mere sms, mere raheela ke paas jana, Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana, Jab who jaage to dhere se muskarana, Phir dil ka haal batana ? I miss u.
Hardest thing to repair
“Words” & “Hearts” Should b handled carefully… B’coz Words when “spoken” & Hearts when “broken” Are hardest thing to repair.
Mohabbat ka natija
Na main shayar hoon, na shayar ka bhatija Hoon zaroor, magar, Apne ma-baap ke mohabbat ka nathija
Wishing the sweetest night
Wishing the sweetest night to a sweet natured person. May u sleep n fall from the bed tonight, Then u will remember that u forgot to wish me Good Night!
You’ve come out top grade
Amazing! Above the rest! Awesome! A+ Congrats! You’ve come out… top grade!
This is how I feel
There is darkness everywhere I go, Despite the sun shining bright, Everything seems cheerless, Despite the colorful flowers every single sight, I have almost everything, Yet I have nothing to live by, Love, this is how I feel, When U r not by my side.
Remind U
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
Disturbing u is a necessity
Forgetting u is a crime, Ignoring u is a sin, Remembering u is a pleasure. Thinking about u is a habit & Disturbing u is a necessityâ?¦
Ho gayi rukhsat ghata barish ke baad
Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa baarish ke baad Meri tanhaayi ka daaman thaam kar Kuch udaasi ne kaha baarish ke baad
duaa mere saath hai,
Toote hue dilon ki…Duaa mere saath hai, Duniya teri taraf hai…Khuda mere saath hai. Awaaz ghunghrooON ki…Nahin hai to kya hua Saagar ke tootne ki…Sadaa mere saath hai
your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES
A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Motherreplied: “You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
Uthti nahi nigah kisi aur ki taraf
Uthti nahi nigah kisi aur ki taraf , Paband kar gayi hai kisi ki nazar mujhe .
tez hawa ne mujhse pucha
Tez hawa ne mujh se poucha, Ret pe kya likhte rehte ho Kyon choDa tum ne saath hamaraa jawaab do Khamosh kiss liye ho Khoudaraa jawaab do Wo dosti ki jiss pe bahout naaz tha kabhi Ab kyon nahin hai tum ko gawaraa jawaab do
“MUJE TUM PAS PAO GE”
Muje bs itna kehna hai Kbi mai yad aun to Kbi tanhai k lamhe Tume zyada satain to Kbi koyal na bole to Or jugnu lot jain to Kbi jab dil b bhr jae Koi jb sun na pae to Agr sb dost sathi b Jo tum se ruth jain…
Izzat ka sawal hai
Kya hua? Sms factory me hadtal hai? Ya inbox kangal hai? Ya fir balance ka aakal hai? Agar nahi to kyun bura haal hai? Sms karo izzat ka sawal hai
Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
Ta’ajjub hai:
Ta’ajjub Hai: KHUDA Apni Itni Sari Makhlooq Me Se Bhi Meri Choti Se Choti Zaroorat Nhi Bhoolta. Or KHUDA To Ek Hi He, Phir Bhi HUM Use Bhool Jate Hain.
Uss ki mehfil mein
Zikir Aaya Jo Kabhi Mera Uss Ki Mehfil Mein Khefiyet Mittane Ko Uss Ne Baat Ghhuma Di Hogi Wo Rah Se Guzrey Bhi Plutt Ker Bhi Na Dekhe Aakhiri Ummed Mareez-e-Ishq ki Bujha Di Hogi Dill Saada Tu Barra Khush Fehum Hey Lekin Yaser Uss Ne Soorat Bhi Teri Kab…
Year 1963
Year 1963 …… ……… ………. ……….. Aug 3rd, ….. ……. ………. …….. Evening, 07:48 — — —- —- … KUCH NAHI HUA THA. Chalo apna kaam karo! Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Koi aur colour dikha.
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag. The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.
Hum har waqkt aapke pass hai
Jaise taron ke sath aakash hai Waise sache dosti ke sath bishvas hai Dil ki nazron se dekhoge agar Hum har waqkt aapke pass hai
Dilse karu to shayad aapko khusi hogi
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, Har din karu to pareshani hogi, Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi, Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??
Meri har dhadkan
Meri Har Ek Dhadkan Aap Ke Liye Hai Meri Har Ek Muskurahat Aap Ke Liye Hai Aap Ke Ada Mere Dilko Churane Ke Liye Hai Ab Toh Meri Yeah Zindagi Bhi Aap Ke Liye hai