Never think of the past
Never think of the past it brings tears, If you think of the future it brings fears, So, live life in the present and drink chilled beers!
“FRIEND” Who is
“FRIEND” Who is: F : First for me, R : Ready anytime for me, I : Inspire me, E : Enjoy life with me, N : Never forgets me, D : Dear its U. Always “FRIEND”.
qeemti hai waqt tera…..
Mana K Bohat Qeemti Hai Waqt Tera……. Magar Hum bhi Nayaab Hain bar bar nahi milte….!
raat ki tanhai mein akele the hum
Raat Ki Tanhai Mein Akele The Hum, Dard Ki Mehfilo Mein Ro Rahe The Hum, Aap Hamare Bhale Hi Kuch Nahi Lagte, Par Fir Bhi Aapke Bina Bilkul Adhoore Hain Hum.
Pal pal Uska Saath Nibhate Hum…
Pal pal Uska Saath Nibhate Hum Ek Ishare Pe Dunya Chor Jate Hum Samandar K Beech Me Pohanch Kar Fareb Kya Usne Faraz! Wo Kehta To Kinare Pe Hi Doob Jate Hum.
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Ke meri chappal toot gai Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai “Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai “Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai “Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain “Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai ” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai “Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi…
“SAME To U” kehna
Sms jake unko “HELLO” kehna, Smile kare to “SO SWEET” kehna, Delete kare to “BEWEFA” kehna, Aur padne ke baad agar mujhe miss kare “SAME To U” kehna.
Saath nibha de zindagi bhar jo
Roshan karlo dil ki mehfil ko, Andhere zindagi ke hazaar hote hain. Saath nibha de zindagi bhar jo, Aise humsafar bahut kam hote hain.
I pray that….
.;***;. I ( -_-) Pray >”)(”< That ,i, Fulfill All Ur Wishes & Maintain a Gud Smile On Ur Face 4ever.. “Ameen”
I busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN. She teased me till i got an ERICKSON. sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS
sar se lekar paon tak Tanveer hi ……..
Sar se lekar paon tak Tanveer hi Tanveer hae jaise mohn se bolta hae Quran woh taqreer hae duniya dil main sochti hae Mustufa(S.A) ko dekh kar Woh musavir kaisa hoga jis ki yeh tasveer hae
usay kahna k bheegi JANUARY phir loat i hy
wohi galian wohi kochy wohi sardi kamusam hy… usi andaz say apna nizam.e.zeest barham hy.. hai husan.e.ityfaq aisa k nikhri chandni b hy.. wohi har simat weerani udasi tishnigi si hy.. wohi hy bheer socho ki wohi tanhayian phir say… musafir ajnabi or pinhaiyaan phir say.. wo jis k huny…
Andheri raat thi
Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay thi Tauba tuaba…… Aray logon kya samjhe aap Wo meri cycle thi…
Jo bhi mera gana pade…
Ek pal ka jina Kutmir, pudinaa… Jo bhi mera gana pade… Wo kutta kameena…
Vo reshmi baalo vali
Vo reshmi baalo vali, Bhuri aankho vali, Komal hatho or naram pero vali, Matki hui andhere me, Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se, Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
Mujhe aisa laga
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi, Kya tumne mujko yaad kiya abhi, Tujhse mile zamana hua magar, Yun laga koi mujse mil ke gaya abhi
Tu ek mehkta hua phool hai
Ae dost mein tujhe bhool jaoon – ye teri bhool hai Teri kya tareef karoon tu ek mahkta hua phool hai.
rung khushboo gulab de mujhko
rung, khushboo, gulab de mujhko is dua main ajab asr aaya main ne phooloon ki aarzoo ki thi aank main motiya uter aaya.
1 larki ki shadi…
1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi, wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai, Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli: “Jaan…! Mutthon me Yad rkhna.
Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki
Maat roko iss behte dard ko, Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki, Keh lo inhe ashk ya diwangi, Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.
Miss u like crazy
(é _; ( (é ( )- _; ( ( )- (é – _; ( (é – ( ) – _; ( ( ) – (é _; ( (é I miss u Like Crazy!!
Life with love
A life with love will have some thorns but a life without love will have no roses.
Care for the one
Care for the one who shares with U. Share with the one who knows U. Know the one who misses U. Miss the one who wishes best for U!!!
Dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai…
Aankhen to pyar mein dil ki jubaan hoti hai, Sachi chhat to sada bezubaan hoti hai, Pyar mein dard bhii mile to kya ghabrana , Suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai.
Banta to his new bride
“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
this is the day
This Is The Day, That Our Nation Sings This Is The Day That The Liberty Bell Starts To Ring This Is The Day We All Start To Remember What We Stand For And To Celebrate Our Independence We Stand Up High, As We All Start To Cry As We Think…
For a nice friend…
For a nice friend “nice morning”.. For a sweet friend “sweet morning” For a loving friend “lovely morning” For a Good friend “Good Morning”
Stretch between us
Though time and miles stretch between us With contentment, I’ve found what i sought As i smile and sigh in Remembering My visits to you, in a thought.
Angels don’t watch over other angel
Last night I sent an angel to watch over you while you were sleeping. He came back early, So i asked him why? He said that angels don’t watch over other angel.
Romeo ne Julit se
I like U, I love U, I love U very much, I can’t live without U. Plz give me Ur answer. – – – Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?