Wife computer on kartay huay boli
Wife computer on kartay huay boli: janu apna password batana ? Husband: lulli Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha: “Your password is too short”
Adult joke
A blond was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Ishq ke andaaz
Ishq ke andaaz aur josheele ho gaye, Husan ke nakhare aur nakhreele ho gaye, Hum izhaar karne mein zara dheele kya huye, Unke haath peele ho gaye.
Sardar and Beta
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Think about them every second
The people whom we like very much God always keep them away from us.. So that we miss them every moment And think about them every second..
Zindagi ki sim card
Zindagi Ka Sim Card ki Validity Period Badhane Ke Liye- Gum ko Karo Delete Khusi ko Save Rishto Ko Recharge Dosti ko Download Sach ko Broadcast Jooth ko Switch off Tension ko Not reachable Pyar ko Incoming Nafrat ko outgoing Language ko Control Hansi ko Inbox Ansu ko Outbox Gusse…
Sachha pyaar kaha milta hai…
Mujhse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine, Teri tasveer the jo tujhse chupa li maine, Jiss pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi, Apne maathe ki woh tehreer mita li meine, Har janm sabko yahan sachha pyaar kaha milta hai, Teri chahat mein toh umr bita…
This is how I feel
There is darkness everywhere I go, Despite the sun shining bright, Everything seems cheerless, Despite the colorful flowers every single sight, I have almost everything, Yet I have nothing to live by, Love, this is how I feel, When U r not by my side.
Your vision will become clear only
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
We all take different paths in life….
“We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of eachother everywhere.” Have a blessed Day! Good Morning!
Today is a gift
Yesterday was history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift. Thats why it is called “Present” Enjoy the Day…
The sun has gone to bed
The sun has gone to bed, The stars rule the skies. May the gentle breeze of the nite whisper sweet scripts to u and gently nudge ur eyes 2 sleep. Gud nite and sweet dreams.
Nitrates
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates? Gal answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than day.
“FRIENDSHIP” is the gift that goes on
“FRIENDSHIP” is the gift that goes on, Giving & is a gift to both the person, Given to & to the giver as well. But to really make it work it isn’t, Enough to give to another person. You have also to let them give to you.
Enough about me how r u?
Those seductive eyes Those kissable lips Dat sexy smile Saucy ass Da perfect tlk Enuf abt me hw r u?
kissi se juda hona agar itna….
Kissi Se Juda Hona Agar Itna Asan Hota “FARAZ” Jism Se Rooh Ko Lenay Kabhi Farishtay Na Atayyyy…..!!!
humara haal zamaney se …..
Hamara haal zamaney se kuch judaa to nahin, Yeh dastaan nahin dunya ki dastaan se alag..
meri duaayon mein tum ho
Aesa kya likhoon ke tere dil ko taskeen pohanchey, Kya yeh kaafi nahin ke meri duaayon mein tum ho…
when i am sick
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
jiine ke liye socha hii na tha
jiine ke liye sochaa hii na thaa, dard sambhaalane honge muskuraauuN to, muskuraane ke karz uThaane honge muskuraauuN kabhii to lagataa hai jaise honThon pe karz rakhaa hai tujhase
How do We Escape?
Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle… Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now? Sardar : Give right indicator and turn left.
Milte rahe to Zinda Rahenge
Logo ko aksar kehte suna: Zinda rahe toh phir milenge. Magar aap se mil ke ish dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki: Milte rahe to Zinda Rahenge
fahesh g0i jis cheez mein hoti hai
Nabi (s.a.w) said: Fahesh Goi jis Cheez mein Hoti Hai Usko Aebdaar karti hai, Aur Haya jis Cheez mein Hoti Hai Usko Zeenat Deti Hai. Tirmizi
bari majbooriyan hain waqt ki
Woh kehta rehta hay, bari majbooriyan hain waqt ki Saaf lafzon mein woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa
Dekha palat k usne
Dekha palat k usne k hasrat usay bhi thi Main jis pe mitt gaya tha mohabbat usay bhi thi … Chup ho gaya tha dekh ker wo bhi ider udher Dunya se meri terha shikayat usay bhi thi Ye soch ker andherey gale se lagaye Raato’n ko jaagne ki aadat…
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se: Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka? BV: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) Dulha: (heran ho kr) Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne? BV: Yehi K Namaz parho Rozy rakho, Zakat do, Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola: Sab Wazu…
Aaj hum unhe bewafa bata kar aaye hai
Aaj hum unhe bewafa bata kar aaye hai, Unke khaton ko pani mein bahakar aaye hai, Koi nikal kar paadh na le unhe, Isliye pani mein bhi aag lagake aaye hai.
Using his thumb
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai
Samunder ki gaherai ki bhi had hoti hai, Aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai, Ek sms to kar de yaar kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai.
Jahan se ye jahan chura loon…
Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura loon, Waqt ko rok kar waqt se ek din chura loon, Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura loon, Tum saath ho to is jahan se ye jahan chura loon.