How to satisfy a woman
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
During a job interview
During a job interview: Manager: What’s the highest level of education you obtained? Candidate: PHD Manager: Great! So that means you have a Doctor degree … Candidate: Wellll, No… That means Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.)
Ab phool yeh wafaon ke chunta nahin koi
Ab phool yeh wafaon ke chunta nahin koi, Guldaan udaas they usey takta nahin koi, Gham baantne ki aas pe na rehna dosto, Auron ki aag mein yahan jalta nahin koi,
jaun ab tum pahle jese nahi rahay
What is a Girlfriend.? Answer: Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k . . . “JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay”;)
Khusra police interview k liye gya…
Khusra police interview k liye gya. Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy. Khusra, taali mar k, haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy
Haste haste cut jaye raaste
Question: How do you cut roads? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: By laughing… because “Haste haste cut jaye raaste”.
Why are you late
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
Har taraf gahirai hai
Har taraf gahirai hai, Kinaara nazar nahi aata. Vaada toh kar lete hai bahot mohabbat karlene ke baad, Par jab musibaat pade, toh koi saath nibhaane nahi aata.
Hazaron mein ek
Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 kaun hai!!
Woh kisi doosre ka naseeb tha
Unki galiyon se jab guzre toh manzar ajeeb tha, Dard tha magar woh dil ke kareeb tha, Jise hum dhoondhte the apni hathoon ki lakeeroon mein. Woh kisi doosre ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.
Hansta chera udas kyon hai
Aaj phir khuda ne hum se pucha, Tera hansta chera udas kyon hai, Barasti ankhoon mein pyaas kyon hai, Jin ki nazroon mein tum kuch bhi nahi, Woh tumhare liye itna khas kyon hai.
Diwali ki subh kamna
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. ” Happy Diwali”
Umeed aisi ho jo jeeny ko majboor karey.
Umeed aisi ho jo jeeny ko majboor karey. Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor karey. Mehak kam na ho kabhi apni dosti ki….. Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor karey.
WO EK LARKI …
UDAAS LOGO KI BUSTIYO MAI WO TITLIYO KO TALASH KARTI WO EK LARKI . . . WO GOL CHEHRA, WO KAALI AANKAIN JO KARTI REHTI HAZAAR BAATAIN MIZAAJ SAADA,,, WO DIL KI ACHI WO EK LARKI . . . SAARI BATAIN WO DIL KI MAANAY WOHI KARAY WO, JO DIL…
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan sey…
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan sey… Chahtey hain Aapki Khushi Pure emaan sey, Sab Hasratein Puri Hon Aapki, Aur Aap Muskurayen Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success
that is impossible,
Never Try to Go Back And Repair The Past, That Is Impossible, But Be Prepared To Construct The Future Which Is Predictable. . . Have A Splendid Day =)
It Is Nice
It Is Nice When Someone Holds Umbrella For You In The Rain … But It Is The Most Wonderful If Someone Holds Your Hand And Runs Crazily With You In The Rain. ♥
Be Soft And Cool Like Water…
Be soft and cool Like Water. So, You can adjust anywhere in Life. Be hard and Attractive Like Diamond. So, No One can Play with your Emotions…!!!
GOoD mORNInG…
.–._.–. //___// “+._.+” //”””//apPy Sweet Sweet Morning For \ \_/ / .–._.–. \ /OU “+._.+” / /
Note bheeg jayega
Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai? Circuit: Kyuki agar woh roo pade to note bheeg jayenge.
Sorry
SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . . SORRY….. . .DON’T GET CONFUSED . . S=Some O=One R=Really R=Remembering Y=You.
Silence and smile
Silence & smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems & Silence is the way to avoid many problems, So always have a SILENT SMILE!!!
Never say ur happy
Never say ur happy when ur sad, Never say ur fine when ur not ok, Never say U feel good when U feel bad, And never say ur alone when I’m still alive.
On this cold cold night
On this cold cold night, In my small small room, I look at the bright bright stars, In the dark dark sky, And dream of your sweet sweet smile, On ur cute cute face! Good Night!
Success is Not Permanent & Failure is Not Final !
Success is Not Permanent & Failure is Not Final ! So, Never Stop Working after Success & Never Stop Trying after Failure.. Best of Luck
Can you see me?
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you bcoz u have a special place in my heart!
My Friendship is not like Rain that comes and goes..
My Friendship is not like Rain that comes and goes. it’s more like the air that sometimes remains quite and sometimes make noise but is always around You.
They Join hands in Hands,
They Join hands in Hands, Brave Pakistanis all! By uniting we stand by dividing we fall, Jashne Azadi Mubarak. Allah Bless our country.
jo jitna dur hota hai nazaro se
Jo Jitna Dur Hota Hai Nazaro Se, Utna Hi Wo Dil Ke Paas Hota Hai, Muskil Se Bhi Jiski Ek Jalak Dekhne Ko Na Mile, Wahi Zindgi Me Sabse Khaas Hota Hai… 🙂
maine dushman k hr ghoror ko tora hai
Maine dushman k hr ghoror ko tora hy, Maine ranj-o-gham ki har zanjeer ko tora hy, Mili khushi hr bar mujhe, Jab jab meine koi faisla ALLAH pe chora hai….
