sochte he ke gulab bhej de
Sochte He Ke Gulab Bhej De, Chahte To He Ki Sara jahan Bhej De, Bas Ja Rahe Ho Sone Dil To Karta He Hamara Aapki Palko Pe Ek Pyara Sa Khwab Bhej De….Good Morning
pyaas vo dil kii bujhaane kabhii aayaa bhi naheen
pyaas vo dil kii bujhaane kabhii aayaa bhii naheen kaisaa baadal hai jisakaa ko_ii saayaa bhii naheen beruKhii is se ba.Dii aur bhalaa kyaa hogii ek muddat se hame.n us ne sataayaa bhii naheen
saath chhor hi jate hay
KHUDA pe bharosay ka hunar seekh loo dost saaharay jitne bhi sachee hoon saath chhor hi jate hay
PEENA NAHI AATA
Tere maikhane ka dastoor b ajeeb hai FARAZ, Sharab unko milti hai jinko Peena nahi aata..
I wish a wish for you
I Wish A Wish For You. The Wish I Wish For Few, The Wish I Wish For You Is That Your All Wishes Come True, So Keep On Wishing As My All Wishes Are With You.
kis liye jia jaye
Be-hisi ki Dunia men Do sawal mere b………. kis tarah jia jaye kis liye jia jaye
Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen…
Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai GIRL: Or ye Lrkay “RIKSHAW” ki trha hotay hen ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain. >>>
Truck number bhi likha hai
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Meri taraf se holi ki subhakamana.
Kadam kadam per khushian rahe, Gum se kabhi na ho samana, Jindagi main har pal khushiyan nasib ho, Meri taraf se holi ki subhakamana.
Suni hai ek mithi se awaz
Wo chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi. Parvane ka shama ke bin guzara to nahi. Mere dil ne suni hai ek mithi se awaz, Kya apne mujhe pukara toh nahi.
Dil tadap raha hai
Aap se milne ka maan kar raha hai, Maan ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai, Dil ko bataya to aankhe ro padi, Unhe chupa diya to saanse bol padi. “I MISS U”
Itna kyon darate ho
Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho, Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho, Dil kamjor hai mera, Itna kyon darate ho?
Gujre huye kal
Gujre hue kal ki yaad aati hai, kuch lamho se aankhen bhar aati hai, woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jaati hai, jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai…..
People who never experience good sex
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
Love without depending
Love without depending, Live without pretending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending, & Smile without doubting.
har taraf raah main thay
Har Taraf Raah Main Thay Kaanty Bichay Huay, Mujh Ko Teri Talab Thi, Guzarte Chale Gaye..
diwali aaye rang rang
Diwali Aaye Rang Rang Ke Tayyari Jeevan Mein Jyoth Jalti Hai Khushiyon Ka Vatavaran Chaaya Hai Bache Khele Phuljadiyan Deepak Diya Ki Roshan Har Pal Sabke Jeevan Mein Chaayi Hai Aao Saath Milkar Manaye Diwali Ki Subh Ghadi Aayee Hai
Ghar mein kon kon hai?
‘Boy: mujh say shadi karo ge??? Girl: NO… Boy: But why??? Girl: Ghar walay nae maanay gay.. Boy: ghar mein kon kon hai? Girl: 1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)’
Naqsh yaadon k mitati hy tou ro parti hai
Naqsh yaadon k mitati hy tou ro parti hai Wo mery khat jo jalati hai tou ro parti hai Khoon dakhta hai mere marte huey sapno ko Khwab ankhon mein basati hai tou ro prti hai Log puuchein jo kabhi gehri udasi ka sabab Baat logon se chupati hai tou…
Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…
Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya ! Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm…
Person leaving India
Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Hindustan Lever.
Aapke sms ko ehsaan mante hai
Aapke sms ko ehsaan mante hai, Jawab dena emaan mante hai, Woh aur hai jo pyarr me jaan dete hai, Hum to aapko hi apni jaan mante hai!
Teacher and Sardar
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.
Har kisi ko apne pyaar per naaz hota hai.
Har dharkan may ek raaz hota hai, Baat ko batanay may ek andaaz hota hai, Jab tak thookar na lagey bewafai ki, Har kisi ko apne pyaar per naaz hota hai.
Create a successful ending
“No one Can Go back and change a Bad beginning, But anyone can Start anything at anytime and Create a Successful Ending!”
Door reh kar bhi
Kuch rishte iss jahan mein khas hote hai, Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsaas hote hai, Yeh dil ki kashish nahi toh aur kya hai, Door reh kar bhi woh dil ke kitne paas hote hai.
Papu pass ho gaya…
Ishq k school mai naya mahal tayyar ho gaya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya, Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya, Sari class fail aur papu pass ho gaya.
Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo
Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo “JAAN” Deti Hy Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo “MUSKAAN” Deti Hy Asli Dosti Tou Wo Hoti Hy Jo Paani Main Gira “AANSUU” Bhi Pehchaan Leti Hy
Hawaon k hath ek ARMAAN bheja hai..
Hawaon k hath ek ARMAAN bheja hai.. NETWORK k zariye ek PAIGHAM bheja hai.. FURSAT milay to QABOOL kerlain.. Is DIL ne apko SALAM bheja hai..
