Jahan se ye jahan chura loon…
Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura loon, Waqt ko rok kar waqt se ek din chura loon, Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura loon, Tum saath ho to is jahan se ye jahan chura loon.
Tum nahane ki baat karte hoo
Pani aanay ki baat karte ho Dil jalane ki baat karte ho Char din se moo nahi dhoya Tum nahane ki baat karte ho
Sab se achha dost kaun?
Sab se smart kaun? – TUM Sab se strong kaun? – TUM In sab mein tum se zyaada kaun? – HUM Lekin duniya mein, sab se achha dost kaun? – HUM TUM
Paths are made by walking…
We spend our days.. waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us.. But What we forget is that, Paths are made by walking not by waiting…! Gudmorning subah bakhair
Guess the name
I am a 7 letter city, My 234 letter is a bird, 61 is cool, 1274 is a part of the face, 4713 is a way of saying good, & 4 is equal to 5. If u r genius then guess the name of the city.
I’m too Good, Accept it!
Life is Short, Live it! Love is Small, Flirt it! Troubles are Momentary, Face it! Memories are Sweet, Cherish it! I’m too Good, Accept it!
Par jab bhi sms karte ho
Kabhi apna kehte ho, Kabhi dua dete ho, Kabhi bewakt nind se jaga dete ho, Par jab bhi sms karte ho, Khuda kasam jindgi ke sare gum bhula dete ho.
Sweet dreams always be with u
No matter if the sky is black or blue No matter if there are stars or moon As long as ur heart is true Sweet dreams will always be with u. Good nite!
I want you
I want you, to be with me in a nice Restaurant to have candle light dinner.. & to say those sweet three words to U.. . . . “Pay The Bill”
Pay the bill
I would love to take u for dinner, Make u sit beside the candle, Shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in your ear… “Pay the bill”
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
A good friend is like a computer
A good friend is like a computer, Enter ”ur life” Save you in my heart; Format ur problems ”Shift” u 2 opportunities Never”delete”u from …memory.
Every tear is a sign of brokeness,
Every tear is a sign of brokeness, Every silence is a sign of lonliness, Every smile is a sign of kindness, Every sms is a sign of remembrance
When you are down to nothing,
When you are down to nothing, Allah is up to something. the faithful see the invisible, Believe the incredible and then receive the impossible
Your love is all
You’re the air that I breath, You’re the words that I read, You’re the light that I see and, Your love is all that I need.
suna hai loog usse aankh,,,,,,,,,,
Suna Hai Loog Usse Aankh Bhar Ke Dekhte Hain So Uss Ke Sheher Mein Kuch Din Theher Ke Dekhte Hain Suna Hai Boley Tou Baaton Se Phool Jhartey Hain Yeh Baat Hai To Chalo Baat Kar Ke Dekhte Hain
aap imtehan dene gey
1 Choti Si Misaal Aap Imtehan Dene Gey Aapko 1 Sawal k Jawab Mai ye Likhna Pare “Me Karachi Mai Rehta Hon” Aur Aap Jawab Likhen. ( M.K.M.R.H ) Kya Examinar Ise Qabol Kar k Aapko Pass kar Dega? Ab jo “Sallallaho Alehi Waalehi Wasallam” k bajae ( S.A.W.S )…
in a party a lady wanted
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
main gham ki kashti ko dobana nahi chahta
main gham ki kashti ko dobana nahi chahta.. bojh barh jaye to khud utaar deta hon.. khushiyaan koi mangai to mufat deta hon.. gham mangai koi to udhaar deta hon..
ulfat ki zanjeer say dar lagta hay
ulfat ki zanjeer say dar lagta hay kuch apni takdeer say dar lagta hay jo kisi ko kisi say juda karti hay *hath ki us lakeer say dar lagta hay*
Meri her khushi tery wasty…
Ye manzalin ye rasty, Meri her khushi tery wasty Ye sokoun aur ye qarar b Meri aashqi tery wasty, Kabhi gham Na tery kareeb ho, Tujhy her khushi naseeb ho, Meri iltaja tery wasty, Meri her dua tery wasty Meri dharkanain mera payar tu, Sabhi chahtain tery wasty.
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
Itne sweet nahi hain ki diabeties ho jaye
Mana hum itne sweet nahi hain ki diabeties ho jaye, Nahe itne salty hai ki B.P badh jaye, Nahe itne tasty hai ki maza ajaye, Par itne kadwe bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye.
Har kiss ko miss kiya
Kis kis ne kis kis ko kiss kia Kis kis ne kis kis ko miss kia Ek wo thay jisne her jaghay app ko kiss kia Or ek hum hain jis nay har kiss ko miss kia.
Thought of the day:
Thought of the day: Agar ap bus pe charhain…..ya phir bus ap pe charhe… dono martaba ticket apka hi katta hai 🙂
Zindgee tum hoo
‘Aisaa lagtaa hay k mare zindgee tum hoo Ajnabee hoo k ajnabee tum hoo Abb koi arzoo naheen baqee Jastajoo mare akhree tum hoo Main zamee paar ghana andhraa hoon Asmanoo kee chandnee tum hoo Dostoon saa wafaa kee umedaan Kiss zamanay kaay admee tum hoo Asaa lagtaa kah mare…
Girl check up k liye gai
Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl: check kya…
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”
Having GOD in your boat
Having GOD in your boat does not mean that you will not face any storm, But it means that no storm can sink your boat. Keep faith in god…