only by our positive thinking
Only by our positive thinking, By our bringing the positive qualities Of others to the fore, Will this world be able To make progress. Good Luck
respect for WOMAN
Boy: Boys are stronger then girls… Girl: Oh yeah!!! Please., can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone at the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you…
Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
An inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.…
Working Towards Success…
“Working Towards Success Will Make You A Master, But Working Towards Satisfaction Makes you A Legend”. Good Morning
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the. Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge. Are main tumhare nahi Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
Open ur eyes
Open ur eyes so the sun can rise Flowers can blossom birds can sing Because all r waiting to see ur beautiful smile. Good Morning!
On this cold cold night
On this cold cold night, In my small small room, I look at the bright bright stars, In the dark dark sky And Dream of your sweet sweet smile On ur cute cute face! Good Night!
I want nothing…
Sweet is your “Nature” Dear is your “Name” As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew. I want nothing… But Happiness for You.
“Flower Turns 2 Fruit But Fruit Cant Turns To Flower”
“Flower Turns 2 Fruit But Fruit Cant Turns To Flower” Just Think Frndship May Turns 2 Love But Love Can’t Turns 2 Friendship.
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be? 🙂
Some Like Sunday,
Some Like Sunday, Some like Monday, But i like One Day And that is Independence Day !!!!Pakistab Zindabad!!!!
methi methi yadon ko palko pay saja lena
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ? BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
Roz likhte hain
‘~*~Tujh Ko Maloom Bhi Hay Kitna “Talab Gaar” Hoon” Tera~*~ Nayaß ~Pooch Un “Farishton” Se Jo Roz Likhtey Hain “Dua”Meri”or “Naam “tera”‘
A guy walks up to a girl
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!!
raat ka aakhri pehar tha
Raat Ka Aakhri Pehar Tha…! Mujh Se Chand Ne Kaha’ Hum nasheen Alvida’ Mujh Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai” Kal Milain Gay Isi Jagah” Sun Kar Main Muskura Di” Us Ko Bata Diya’ Jaanay walay Lout’tay Nahi” Tum Nahi aao Gay” Mujhe Hai Yaqeen” Meri Baat Sun Ke Woh Ruk…
har subah teri muskurati rahay
Har subah teri muskurati rahay har shaam teri gungunati rahay tu jise bhi mile is tarahe se milay ke har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahay! G00D mOOrNinG
hum safar le chale wahan
Hum safar le chale wahan ,jahan tere siwa kuch na ho Jahan qaid na ho umer ki Jahan qemat na ho jazbon ki Jahan hawas na ho chahat ki Jahan mohtaji na ho lafzon ki Hum safar le chale wahan ,jahan tere siwa kuch na ho
neki umar main izafa karti hai
RASOOL (SAW) ney irshad farmaya: DUA taqdeer ko phair deti hey, OR NEKI umar main izafa krti hey
Barra Mushkil hai
Barra mushkil hai school ki “miss” se pyar karna ”””””””””””””DOST”””””””””’ LOVE Letter bheja tha, signature kr k 3 galtya nikal de (‘.’) <))>dekh yar / / home work thorri tha.
aise to kse shakhs ko ruswa nhi krte
jo dil mn hy usay parkha nhi krte, aise to kse shakhs ko ruswa nhi krte, muhabbat ka ana to lamho ka khail hy, chahat k mamely mn yo socha nhi krte, pahli muhabbaton ko nay des mn ja kr, jo log bhool jate hy acha nhi krte, tum bhi…
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan…
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan, Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan, 12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan, Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran, Kehte…
Judai Sy Mara wo bhi Nahi Mein bhi Nahi
“Judai Sy Marra wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi,, “Dono Insan hain KHUDA wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi,, “Wo Mujhe Aur Mein ossay Ilzam daitay hein,, “Magar ghlt apni jaga wo b nahi me b nahi,, “Muhabat to hum dono karte hai dil se,, “Muhabat ka gunhagar wo b…
Takiya lo or so jao
Duniya mein reh kar sapno me kho jao, Kisi ko apna banalo ya kisike ho jao, Agar kuch bhi nahi hota hai, To takiya lo or so jao.
An essay on a cricket match
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Bura na mano Holi hai..
Rango se bhari sham ho aapki, Chand sitaron se zyada shan ho aapki, Zindgi ka sirf ek ho maksad, Ki langoor se unchi chalang ho aapki, “Bura na mano Holi hai”
Sunhare phool khile
Pal pal sunhare phool khile, Kabhi na ho kaanto ka saamna, Jindagi aapki khushiyo se bhari rahe, Dipawali par humaari yahi shubhkaamna.
Har dil par aapka raj ho
Aaj se aap ke yahan… Dhan… Ki barsat ho, Maa laxmi ka… Vas… Ho, Sankatto ka…. Nash… Ho Har dil par aapka… Raj… Ho, Unnati ka sar par… Taj… Ho, Ghar me shanti ka…. Vas… Ho * Happy diwali *
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se, Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao, pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho, ki har pal tum hi yaad aao.
Galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga galti se ek sms bhi mat karna warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.