maut aaye to zindagi chahe
Maut aaye to zindagi chahe, Zindagani me jo kaza mange ! Be-hijabi bhi be-wafayee hai, Aayeena parda-e-wafa mange ! Ab to khud ko mita liya hamne, Aur kya ab teri raza mange !
Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai
Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Cmfrtble 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girny na dy Or 5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;- Oye Brazier. Kaisa hai tu ? Hahahahaha
Achhi baat nahi
Kisi ka nind chura k Khud soo jana achhi baat nahi, Pyaar k raah mein humsafar ban k Chood jana achhi baat nahi.
Dil hum kesi ka dukahtay nahi
Dil hum kesi ka dukahtay nahi, Kesi ko be-waja satatay nahi, Humari dosti per bahrosa rakhna, Dost bana kar hum kesi ko bhulatay nahi.
Sab kuch adhoora hai…
Ye muskan Ye jazbay Ye moj Ye masti Ye rishtey Ye wady Ye sangeet Ye pyar Ye dosti Ye dil Sab kuch adhoora hai “Aap ke Bina”…
Beautiful Red Underware
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
I feel sad…
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
So much luv for U
If U r in luv, accept it, respect it & enjoy it. But if U r not, then don’t worry coz Someone, somewhere must be wrapping up So much luv for U.
Zindagi pe aeitbaar kiya hai kisne
Zindagi pe aeitbaar kiya hai kisne, Mohabbat be-intehaa kiya hai kisne, Phool aur bhavre toh sabhi ban jaate hai magar, Shama aur parwane ki tarah jiya hai kisne.
other might have forgotten
Other might have forgotten, But never can i, The Green Flag of my country Winds up very high, *** Happy Independence day ***
Happy Mprning…
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Agar mante hai hamein apna
Kya aagaya hai jamana, Apno ko bhi padhta hai yaad dilana, Agar mante hai hamein apna, Toh kam se kam ek sms jarur bhejna!
Wishing u a lovely goodnite
The moon from the sky winks at you tonight, Wishing you a lovely goodnight, Hoping the sweet dreams embrace you tight.
If love was a person
If a kiss was a raindrop i’d send u showers, If a hug was a second i’d send u hours, If a smile was water i’d send u a sea, If love was a person i’d send me myself.
Relation & Bone Are Same,
Relation & Bone Are Same, When Both Cracked & Get Repaired Correctly, They Are More Powerful But If Not Correctly, They Are Lost Their Worth…
i will take care of it
How many times I told you to take care of your things… now see what you have done… you had left your heart with me… Don’t worry. I will take care of it.
When ur hearts needs company
Walk with me when your hearts needs company, Take my hand when u feel all alone, Turn to me when u need someone to lean on, Coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.
He saw them without problems
God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas” God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi” He saw them walking he created, “Car” He saw them without problems, “He created u”.
ab kaise btayen waja-e-girya
Ab Kaisay Btayen Waja-e-Girya Jab Aap Bhi Saath Ro Pary Hain Ab Jaanay Kahan Naseeb Lay Jaye Ghar Se Tou “FARAZ” Nikal Paray Hain …
Mohabbat ho gayi jinse
Mohabbat ho gayi jinse shikayat unse kya hogi, Zuban tak baat jo aayi yakinan woh dua hogi, Agar woh ruth gaye mujhse, Toh zaroor koi meri hi khata hogi.
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.
jo chala gya mujhe chor kr
Jo chala gya mujhe chor kr Main kabi na usko bhula saka Wohi dorian wohi faslay Main kabi na enko mita saka
Sardar and an auto driver
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.”
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge
Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do, Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.
Padh raha hai SMS hamara
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.
teri azmaton say hoon bay khabar
a Allah ? Teri Azmaton Say Hoon Bay-Khabar Ye Meri Nazar Ka Kasoor Hai Teri Rah?guzar May Kadam Kadam Kahin Arsh Hai Kahin Toor Hai Ye Baja Hai Malik-E-Band Agi Meri Bandagi May Kasoor Hai Ye Khata Hai Meri Khata Magar Tera Naam Bhi To Ghafoor Hai Ye Bata Tujh…
Tum kitna bhi chaho
Yeh pal pal ka chalna, Fasila khatam na karega, Tum kitna bhi chaho, Tumhe woh kal na milega! Yeh koi gaata hai, Ya namaaz padta hai, Tum kitna bhi chaho, Tumhe alag khuda na milega! Yeh guzarti hui raat hai, Ya nikalti hui sehar, Tum kitna bhi chaho, tumhe humsafar…
Sms padh k muskura rahe hain
Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar, pagalon ke maharaja, hindustani bewaqufon k sardar, noore chashme husne paglistan sms padh k muskura rahe hain!!
Sochte rahe jaroor koi gam hai
Rah rah ke apki yaad aati rahi, Sms na aane ki wajjah satati rahi, Sochte rahe jaroor koi gam hai, Ya ab apke dil me hamare liye jagah kam hai.