Sex is a sensation
Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?;)
dekho dekho fir ek pyari si Raat aa gai
Dekho Dekho Fir Ek Pyari Si Raat Aa Gai Aapso Good Night kahne Ki Fir Baat Aa Gai Ham To Bethe The Sitaro Ki Panh Me, Aapki Yaad Ayee Achanak To Ye Baat Hotho Pe Aa Gai….Good Night
I love Your beautiful smile
I Love Your Beautiful Smile Which Always Made Me Feel So Nice But I’ll Never Let You Know I Love Your Soothing Voice Which Always Comforted Me But I’ll Never Let You Know
Na mandir na bhagwan
Na Mandir Na Bhagwan.. Na Puja Na Isnaan.. Din Hote He Hmara Sabse Pehla Kaam.. Ek Pyara Sa SmS Apne Dost Ke Naam.. good morning
mere dil me chope hoe raaz mangati hai
Mere dil me chope hoe raaz mangati hai Wo pagali ! mujh se meri jaan mangati hai Rakhtati hai hasas apni samat ko wo Samandar ki lehron se khamoshi mangati hai
laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
suna haik tumhari keemat lag rahy hay ajkal
suna haik tumhari keemat….. lag rahi hai aj kal… achey daam kis k hain ye batlana hamian … ta k us khushbakht .. tajer ko mubarak bad dain … phir is k bad dil ko bhi samjhana hai hamian
1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya
1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya, 12 glass p gaya, Bar keeper: Tumhen charhti nahi? Jin: May jin hun. Bar keeper: charh gai behan k loray ko…:-)
In 4 chezon ke hifazt kia karo…
In 4 chezon ke hifazt kia karo 1:Namaz main dil ki 2:Tanhai main Nafs ki 3:Mehfil main Zuban ki, 4:Rasty main nigah ki G.MORNING
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?
2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spoon Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Dhnya Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai? AapKo Bewakuf Aur Wo B Masala laga Kar.
Uski yad mein guzarti meri har sham thi…
Uski yad mein guzarti meri har sham thi, Mere dil se nikli har dua uske nam thi. Ab mujhko ilzam na do bewafai ka yaro, Mere hathon ki lakeeron mein wafa aam thi. Qadar poocho unse jo karte hain mohabbat ki pooja, Sirf usk sheher mein mohabbat meri badnaam thi.…
Taklu santa
Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai! Maloom hai kyun? – – – – – – Nahi pata – – – – – – Soocho – – – – – – Nahi maloom – – – – – – Inta bhi nahi maloom – –…
Kadam kadam pe
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, Zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, Vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, Subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.
Rats play football
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.
I wish all these colors..
Blue is song, Yellow is music, Green is dance, Red is beauty, White is love , And pink is for joy, I wish all these colors, May fall on you and your family. “HAPPY HOLI”
Apun wishing u a wonderful diwali
Apun wishing u a wonderful, Super-duper, Zabardast, Xtra-badhiya, Xtra special, Ekdum mast n dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas “Happy diwali”
Ankho ki chamak k liya hoti
Chand ki roshni teri ankho ki chamak k liya hoti, Pholo ki khushboo teri muskan k liya hoti, Badal k rang teri anchal k liya hoti, Aur ya kash k tu sirf marai liya hoti.
Hum aapke dil mein rahenge yaad bankar
Hum aapke dil mein rahenge yaad bankar, Aapke lab per rahenge muskan bankar, Kabhi apne se alag mat samajhna, Hum aapke sath chalenge aasman bankar.
Kaun sala dhakka diya
Life is difficult, Full of trials.. Sorrow.. Pain.. But if u fall down, just standup straight, Be confident & say… “KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA”
Hum mind blowing hai
Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai Kyonki hum mind blowing hai
PHulon ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,
Rule of BOYS “PHulon ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata, suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni, Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..
zindagi main “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum”
Life brings “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum” how long it last “Na Tum Jano Na Hum” but “Hum Saath Saath Hain” n always remember “Ma Hoon Na”
the lines said by boy to a girl he loved
The Lines said by boy to a Girl He Loved… “Hey Angel I ‘m not forcing you to Love Me but don’t Let love be the Reason for Hating Me…!!!” 🙁
no one is mine
<~”NO ONE IS MINE”~> ———– No one is mine May be i m not fine, . No one cares 4me No one has tears 4me, . No one belives me Everyone says leave me, . if i ever cry No one even asks why? . and if i ever die…
7 Lovely Logic
7 Lovely Logic 1. Make peace with your past so it doesn’t spoil your present. 2. What others think of you is none of your business. 3. Time heals almost everything, give the time, some time. 4. No one is a reason of your happiness except yourself. 5. Don’t compare…
forgive those who hurt you
“The tree does not withdraw it’s shade from the woodcutter. So, forgive those who hurt you. They will realize your worth one day.”
Todays Weather Report…
U will hav rains of blessings Winds of joys Fogs of peace Dews of love Snow of happiness & Blossom of ALLAH’s GRACE GOOG MORNING
Cut off mu dog’s tail
Doctor cut off my dog’s tail. Vet: Why do u want to do that? Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don’t want anything 2 make her think she’s welcomed.
Aap ke dil ko chulen
Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kehna chahti hun Han wohi 3 words jo aap sunna chahen Han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap ke dil ko chulen – – – – ***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***
Happy Rainy Day
Besan ki roti, Lemon ka achaar, Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar, Sawan ki rain, Kisi ka intezar, Mubarak ho aapko, Barish ki bahar, Happy Rainy Day
