Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga
Amiri ke khwab dekhne laga, Angrezi sharab chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi pager nahi dekha, Aur beta mobile rakhne laga!!!
Tumhari kami si thi
Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi, Muskura rahe they hum, Par aankho mein nami si thi, Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara, Par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi. “Miss U a lot”
Aapki taqdir……….
Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum. Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete. Jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye. har lakeer ko ussi taraf mod dete.
koun si cheez dil ke bas mein nahi
Koun Si Cheez Dil Ke Bas Mein Nahi Dil Magar Apni Dastaras Mein Nahi Kab Se Aankhain Talaash Karti Hain Ek Din Jo Kisi Baras Mein Nahi
dosti kro jazz wali se
Dosti kro JAZZ wali se. Pyar kro TELENOR wali se. Date maro WARID wali se. Ankh larao ZONG wali se. Gift lo UFONE wali se Or SHADI karo BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se.
Dil ke lut jane ka
= Dil ke lut jane ka izhaar zaruri to nahi, =Ye tamasha sar-e-bazar zaruri to nahi ! =Mujhe tha ” ISHQ” teri rooh se or ab bhi hy, =Jism se ho koi srokar zaruri to nahi ! =Main tujhko toot k chahoon to meri fitrat hy , =Tu bhi ho mera…
Dil nahi lagta aap ko dekhe bina
Dil nahi lagta aap ko dekhe bina, Dil nahi lagta aap ke bare mein soche bina, Aakhen bhar aati hain yeh soch ke, Kis haal mein honge aap hamare bina.
Tamatar khao
Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao. Bhikari: Roti do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao! Bhikari: Chalo tamatar hi khila do! Santa ki wife: Yeh totle hai, keh rahe hai kamakar khao.
Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka
Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka, Dosti na kare wo insan kis kam ka, Ye Dabla to sab le ke ghumte hai, Jo SMS na kare wo mobile kis kam ka.
Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya
Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya, Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Hoi Thi ? Aadmi : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein…
Naam yaad nahi aa raha
Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane ki koshish mein main pine aaya tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha..
Life is a waste of time
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, So my friend stay wasted all the time, and have the time of your life!
Zindagi unhi se bichda deti hai
Zindagi bhi na jaane kaise mod dikha deti hai, Kabhi hasa deti hai, toh kabhi rula deti hai. Samaye rakhte hai hum jinhe apne dilon ke jahan mein, Kambhakth yeh zindagi unhi se bichda deti hai.
They join hands in hands
They Join hands in Hands Brave Pakistanis all By uniting we stand by dividing we fall Jashne Azadi Mubarak Allah Bless our country.
Gham se aankh bhar aayi hogi
Mere aane ki aahat par shayad shama jalaee hogi, Kabhi judai ke gham se aankh bhar aayi hogi, Fikar na kar mere hamdum, Rab ne milne ki koi shaam zarur banayi hogi !
Now its time 2 fall asleep
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak n mouth can’t speak So hope this nite shall be nice and sweet. Good nite.
Dearest ur so pretty
Dearest ur so pretty that I wonder, Why you live in this cruel planet, Coz ur visible, expressible in both, Small scale and large scale. I luv U so much.
Todayz Thought!!!
Todayz Thought “The Path That Leads To Happiness Is So Narrow That Two Cannot Walk On It Unless They become One”
No 1 maNuFacTures a LOCK withouT KEY.
No 1 maNuFacTures a LOCK widouT KEY. SiMiLarLy ALLAH DoesnT givè ProbLeMs withouT SoLuTioNs So, DeFeaT ur ProbLeMs wid GreaT ConFideNcè iN ALLAH…:-)
Love only says
‘love dont ask!! “Who are you!!” Love only says!! “You are mine!!” Love dont ask!! “Where are you from!!” Love only says!! “You lives in my heart!!” Love dont ask!! “What do you do!!” Love only says!! “You make my heart to beat!!” Love dont ask!! “Why are you far…
Fresh and Cool…
_/\_ “WISHING” > ‘,’< "YOU" '"\,/"'*:*:*:*:*:*:* ,,*,,,................,,,*,, "FRESH & COOL" ¤,,,*MORNING*,,,¤ ¤*,,,GOOD,,,*¤ ¤*,,,MORNING,,,*¤
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…
Arz kiya hai… Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Gaur farmaiye… Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se!
Never think of the past
Never think of the past it brings tears, If you think of the future it brings fears, So, live life in the present and drink chilled beers!
“FRIEND” Who is
“FRIEND” Who is: F : First for me, R : Ready anytime for me, I : Inspire me, E : Enjoy life with me, N : Never forgets me, D : Dear its U. Always “FRIEND”.
qeemti hai waqt tera…..
Mana K Bohat Qeemti Hai Waqt Tera……. Magar Hum bhi Nayaab Hain bar bar nahi milte….!
raat ki tanhai mein akele the hum
Raat Ki Tanhai Mein Akele The Hum, Dard Ki Mehfilo Mein Ro Rahe The Hum, Aap Hamare Bhale Hi Kuch Nahi Lagte, Par Fir Bhi Aapke Bina Bilkul Adhoore Hain Hum.
Pal pal Uska Saath Nibhate Hum…
Pal pal Uska Saath Nibhate Hum Ek Ishare Pe Dunya Chor Jate Hum Samandar K Beech Me Pohanch Kar Fareb Kya Usne Faraz! Wo Kehta To Kinare Pe Hi Doob Jate Hum.
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha
Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Ke meri chappal toot gai Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai “Seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai “Darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai “Kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain “Rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai ” Lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai “Bathroom” main to “nal” bhi…
“SAME To U” kehna
Sms jake unko “HELLO” kehna, Smile kare to “SO SWEET” kehna, Delete kare to “BEWEFA” kehna, Aur padne ke baad agar mujhe miss kare “SAME To U” kehna.
Saath nibha de zindagi bhar jo
Roshan karlo dil ki mehfil ko, Andhere zindagi ke hazaar hote hain. Saath nibha de zindagi bhar jo, Aise humsafar bahut kam hote hain.