Tumhara Tha
Tumhara Tha, Tumhara Hun, Tumhara He Rahunga, Mere Baray Me Iss Darjaa Ghalat Fehmi Me Matt Rehna… !
papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya
BOY: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya PAPA: Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen BETA: aj nhi papa kal krte hen aj gand me boht dard hy.
Bari Chah Hai Dil Ko…
Bari Chah Hai Dil Ko, Tujhe Paney Ki, Tjhe Apna K Tra Ho Jney Ki Mri Zaat K Reshay Reshay Me Bikhar Jaye, Boht Haseen Hai Ada Tere Muskurany Ki. Pas Betho Hath Mera Thaam Lo, Qasam Uthao Mujhe Chor Kar Na Jane Ki. Ham Se Kabhi Rooth Na Jana,…
She will visit u very soon
Today she was asking me your details. I gave her your cell number. I hope she will be visiting u very soon. Her name is – – – – – * SMILE *
Kaash anjaam hum pehele se jaan jaatae
Dil ko aadat si ho gai hai choot khanae ki, Bheegi palkoon ke sang muskuranae ki, Kaash anjaam hum pehele se jaan jaatae, To koshish bhi nahin kartae dil laganae ki.
Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte
Yaad kisi ko karna yeh baat nahi jatane ki, Dil par chot dena aadat hai zamane ki. Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte, Kyun ke yaad karna ek nishani hai bhul jane ki.
No entry
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board! Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha? Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Give him your smile
If you see some one without a smile, Give him one of yours, Because you are among a few good people Who can shine others life by just walking with him a few miles.
Geeta saar
Geeta saar: Sms kar aur bhool ja, Reply ki apeksha mat rakh, Kya hua sms kabhi veyarth nahi jaata, Sabko apne kiye hue sms ka reply milta hi hai!
Phuljadiyan unki yaad aaye
Diwali aai, khushiya laye Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein, Phuljadiyan unki yaad aaye. Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye. “Happy Dipawali”
Sweet is your
Sweet is your “Nature”, Dear is your “Name”, As earth wants water, Flower wants dew. I want nothing… But happiness for You.
You said you cud’t stand to
you said you cudn’t stand to see my heart broken ………. sooo when you broke it … did you close your eyes?….
is dil main tum ghar kar gaye hoo
is Dil Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye Hoo, Is Ghar Kaa Kya Kare Abb, Neendoo Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye Hoo, Khawaboo Kaa Kya Kare Abb, Sawaloon Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye Hoo, Jawaabon Kaa Kya Kare Abb, Har Dhadkan Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye Hoo, Auro Ka Kya Kare…
A great relationship
“A great relationship is based on two main principles. First, appreciate your similarities, and second, respect your differences.” Have A Lovely Day =)
Never get to attached to anyone…
Never get to attached to anyone, Because attachments always lead to Expectations And expectations always lead to disappointments
Thousands laid down their lives
Thousands laid down their lives so that our country is breathing this day Never forget their sacrifice. Happy Independence Day
God’s blessings
God has deposited Love, joy, prosperity, peace, laughter Plus all kinds of blessings In your ATM account. Use without limit. The pin code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.
Hello ! This is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
Hello ! This is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service. We are the experts in disturbing and irritating people at busy hours. Our goal has been achieved. Thank u! “Good Night”
Teacher and Tommy
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Think of yourself
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds … Open ur eyes! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool
Have faith in your ability to succeed,
Have faith in your ability to succeed, Be positive and never look back at failures. Good Luck!
Mixture Of All is….
Small Anger Silly Fights Simple SMS’s Serious Jokes Sensitive Feelings Senseless Speak Million Sorrys Mixture Of All The Above Is What we Call “FRIENDSHIP” (:
A short n True Message for £ife:
A short n True Message for £ife: “Care should b in Heart and not in Words”. “Anger should b in Words and not in Heart”…! Good morning. , . . . .
yaad aati hai to zara kho jatye hain
yaad aati hai to zara kho jatye hain. Ansu aankho se utar aya to ro lete hai. neend to nhi aati aankho me lekin aap sapno me ayange is liye so lete hai.Good Night….
tumhe kuch ehsaas na ho
Mujhe Paakar Shayad Tumhe Kuch Ehsaas Na Ho, Mujhe Khone Ka Gham Tumhe Bohat Tarpaaye ga
ulfat-e- dosti me
ulfat-e-dosti mein khuda se or kia maangun teryliye, ””””””””””dost,,,,,,,,,, bus ,,, DUA,, hai k tu duaoN ka bhi mothaaj Na ho….
teri khushbu ka pata karti hai
teri khushbu ka pata karti hai mujh pe ehsan hawa karti hai shab ki tanhai main ab to aksar guftagu tujh se raha karti hai dil ko us rah pe chalna hi nahin jo mujhe tujh se juda karti hai zindagi meri thi lekin ab to tere kahne main raha…
All girls are beautiful
All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off. – Shakespeare. All boys are innocent before the lights are off. – Shakespeare’s wife…
Humain Yaad Ker Laina….
Mana K Tum Guftagu K Fun Mein Maahir Ho .+”‘+._.+”‘+. ‘+.FARAZ!+’ ‘+.,.+’ Wafa K Lafz Pe Kabhi Atko To Humain Yaad Ker Laina….
