You r just saying that 2 make me jealous
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
What’s the big deal?
Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?
“FRIENDS” r “SPECIAL”
“FRIENDS” r “SPECIAL” ‘S’ upport Us ‘P’ ray 4 Us ‘E’ ncourage Us ‘C’ are 4 Us ‘I’ nspire Us ‘A’ dvise Us ‘L’ ove Us Hope We Remain “SPECIAL” Always 🙂
Ink of love
With the ink of Love, And the pen of Hope, On the page of Best wishes, I write only. 1 line Be Happy Always..
Qissa yeh purana hoa ab…
Us bechari pr sy ab yeh zulmat k badal khatam krdo Qissa yeh purana hoa ab isy bhasam krdo Yeh ilzam b mein apny sir leta hun FARAZ Mein ny he kaha tha k PEPSI PR 5 RUPEY KAM KRDO.
Ek paigaam reh jayega
Jo goom ho gaya aks mera en hawaaon mein, Ek paigaam reh jayega Na rahegi yaad meri koi, bas naam reh jayega Aate hi saawan, ek phool naya khil jayega Ek boond hi sahi, anshoo mere naam ka bhi koi barsayega Kahi mitt jayegi meri surat, kahi kho jayenge mere…
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Teri surat dikhayi deti hai
Na raasta sujhayi deta hai Na manzil dikhayi deti hai Na lafz zubaan per aate hain Na dharkan sunayi deti hai Ek ajeeb si kaifiyat ne Aan ghera hai mujhe Ke har surat main Teri surat dikhayi deti hai
Yaad kar rahe ho ya…
Hichkiyan dilakar kaisi uljhan bada rahe ho, yaad kar rahe ho ya yaad aa rahe ho
Sex is a sensation
Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?;)
dekho dekho fir ek pyari si Raat aa gai
Dekho Dekho Fir Ek Pyari Si Raat Aa Gai Aapso Good Night kahne Ki Fir Baat Aa Gai Ham To Bethe The Sitaro Ki Panh Me, Aapki Yaad Ayee Achanak To Ye Baat Hotho Pe Aa Gai….Good Night
I love Your beautiful smile
I Love Your Beautiful Smile Which Always Made Me Feel So Nice But I’ll Never Let You Know I Love Your Soothing Voice Which Always Comforted Me But I’ll Never Let You Know
Na mandir na bhagwan
Na Mandir Na Bhagwan.. Na Puja Na Isnaan.. Din Hote He Hmara Sabse Pehla Kaam.. Ek Pyara Sa SmS Apne Dost Ke Naam.. good morning
mere dil me chope hoe raaz mangati hai
Mere dil me chope hoe raaz mangati hai Wo pagali ! mujh se meri jaan mangati hai Rakhtati hai hasas apni samat ko wo Samandar ki lehron se khamoshi mangati hai
laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
suna haik tumhari keemat lag rahy hay ajkal
suna haik tumhari keemat….. lag rahi hai aj kal… achey daam kis k hain ye batlana hamian … ta k us khushbakht .. tajer ko mubarak bad dain … phir is k bad dil ko bhi samjhana hai hamian
1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya
1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya, 12 glass p gaya, Bar keeper: Tumhen charhti nahi? Jin: May jin hun. Bar keeper: charh gai behan k loray ko…:-)
In 4 chezon ke hifazt kia karo…
In 4 chezon ke hifazt kia karo 1:Namaz main dil ki 2:Tanhai main Nafs ki 3:Mehfil main Zuban ki, 4:Rasty main nigah ki G.MORNING
Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai?
2 Pyaz 3 Lasan 50 Gm Zira 3 Pao Mirch 2 Spoon Namak 1 Cup Water Aur Thora sa Hara Dhnya Pta Hai Hum Kya Bana Rahey Hai? AapKo Bewakuf Aur Wo B Masala laga Kar.
Uski yad mein guzarti meri har sham thi…
Uski yad mein guzarti meri har sham thi, Mere dil se nikli har dua uske nam thi. Ab mujhko ilzam na do bewafai ka yaro, Mere hathon ki lakeeron mein wafa aam thi. Qadar poocho unse jo karte hain mohabbat ki pooja, Sirf usk sheher mein mohabbat meri badnaam thi.…
Taklu santa
Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai! Maloom hai kyun? – – – – – – Nahi pata – – – – – – Soocho – – – – – – Nahi maloom – – – – – – Inta bhi nahi maloom – –…
Kadam kadam pe
Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, Zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, Vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, Subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.
Rats play football
Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.
I wish all these colors..
Blue is song, Yellow is music, Green is dance, Red is beauty, White is love , And pink is for joy, I wish all these colors, May fall on you and your family. “HAPPY HOLI”
Apun wishing u a wonderful diwali
Apun wishing u a wonderful, Super-duper, Zabardast, Xtra-badhiya, Xtra special, Ekdum mast n dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas “Happy diwali”
Ankho ki chamak k liya hoti
Chand ki roshni teri ankho ki chamak k liya hoti, Pholo ki khushboo teri muskan k liya hoti, Badal k rang teri anchal k liya hoti, Aur ya kash k tu sirf marai liya hoti.
Hum aapke dil mein rahenge yaad bankar
Hum aapke dil mein rahenge yaad bankar, Aapke lab per rahenge muskan bankar, Kabhi apne se alag mat samajhna, Hum aapke sath chalenge aasman bankar.
Kaun sala dhakka diya
Life is difficult, Full of trials.. Sorrow.. Pain.. But if u fall down, just standup straight, Be confident & say… “KAUN SALA DHAKKA DIYA”
Hum mind blowing hai
Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai Kyonki hum mind blowing hai
PHulon ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,
Rule of BOYS “PHulon ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata, suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni, Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..
