Still people say this is men’s world
When a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is flirting. when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty, When boy licks he is tharkey. When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people But if a boy falls everybody laughs. STILL…
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. Itâ?Ts an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it’ll never bounce.
Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai
Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai, Kyon ishq ka nasha jald utar jata hai, Phale iqrar aur ab inkar, Kyon to moosam ki tarhan badal jata hai.
Humse bhi na Muskuraya jaaye.
Koi Dost Aisa Banaya Jaye, Jiske aansuon ko palko me chhupaya jaaye!, Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa, ki agar wo rahe udass to humse bhi na Muskuraya jaaye.
Saala chakkar kya hai!
When U feel that nobody loves U nobody cares 4 u & everyone is ignoring U,n hating U, U should ask Urself.. Saala Chakkar kya hai!
Our car only starts with petrol
Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?” Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.” Rajiv: “Really – Ours only starts with petrol.”
Jish mod pe duniya nazar fer legi
Ish duniya me dost bahot kam milege, Ish duniya me gam hi gam milege, Jish mod pe duniya nazar fer legi, Ush mod pe ye dost tumhe ham milege
Milna hai to mil
Milna hai to mil, Isi duniya ke chaman main, Phir kya milna hoga, Jab laaash hogi kafan mein.
Mom & Son
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON: “One,…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne Ankhon hi Ankhon se Ankhon hi Ankhon main KAHA…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. AAii Taaa….. :p
Haseen chehre par
Haseen chehre par, Kabhi aetbaar na karna, Tod dete hai dil, Kabhi pyaaar na karna, Hai guzarish doston se meri, Mar jaoge woh na aayenge, Kabhi intezaar na karna.
To make a best seller
Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a best seller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain, Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain, Dil mein kyonkar na uge yaad teri, Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
Exams are like WIVES
Exams are like WIVES: 1.Too Many Questions. 2.Difficult To Understand. 3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed. 4.Result Is Always Unexpected.
Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
Tum nahi aye lakin
Tum nahi aye lakin, Tum hari yaad chali ayi hai, Kal tum hamare sath thay, Aj bas hum hain aur ye tanhai hai.
Always smile
Always smile ,you know why? B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! … Muskurao!…Kya Pata… Kal Daant ho na ho!… Keep smiling!
Zehar hai ki pyar …..
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing: “zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !”
Mere dil mein tha thikana unka
Mere dil mein tha thikana unka, Do kadam bhi unse aya na gaya… Main ne pucha ke kyon toda wada mera? Woh hass kar bole nibhaya na gaya…
Check sugar level regularly
Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this? Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
Naa karta shikayat zamane se koi
Naa karta shikayat zamane se koi, Agar maan Jata manane se koi, Kisi ko kyu yaad karta hai Koi, Agar bhool jata hai bhulane se Koi…
Saturday ko free rehna
Saturday ko free rehna Koi program mat banana I want 2meet u tumhain kahin le jana hai Plz na mat karna or kisi ko batana mat k tmhain POLIO k DROPS Pilane hai 🙂
A lady delivered twins
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows.
Zindagi ne mara hai
Mein deewana hoon Mujhe dil lagi ne mara hai Mout ne chhod diya Zindagi ne mara hai
Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha,
Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy? Memon: Yaar main khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karon card me likha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm” :p
Dad to Son
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
ustaad 10 fruits k naam batao
Ustaad : 10 fruits k naam batao… Pathan: 5 kelay, 5 malte… 🙂
Wafa na sahi bewafayi to milti hai
Mehfil na sahi tanhayi to milti hai Milan na sahi judayi to milti hai Kaun kehta hai mohabbat mein khuch nahin milta Wafa na sahi bewafayi to milti hai