Baby, please keep on smiling
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
Donkey is busy reading this SMS
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
uS ki aadat ka zara ye pehlo tu dehko!
Wo Apni Saari nafratin mujh pay lutata raha Mera dil jis ko sada muhabatin sikha tha raha Us ki aadat ka zara ya pehlo tu dekho! Mujh se kiay waday wo kisi aur se nibhata raha Kuch khbar nahi wo shaks kiya chahta tha Ka taaluq thor kar bhi mujh…
mujhe is tarah se nawaz de
Tere ikhteyaar mein kya nahin mujhe is tarah se nawaaz de, Meri yun dua’ein kubool kar ke mere lab pe koi dua na ho..
aik aada thi naaz tha
Pehle us me aik aada thi naaz tha andaaz tha, Rothana abb to teri aadat me shamil ho gea ha.
Tujhe sy bhi mangny ko jee nay chaha apna
Tujhe sy bhi mangny ko jee nay chaha apna or tery pas sabhi kuch tha ata karny ko
Main kaun
Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun? Pappu: Main! Gangubai: Main kaun? Pappu: Tu Gangubai!
Chand ko chandani pasand hai
Kyun kehte ho isa marz ki dawa nahi Zulfon se uljhana ab khel nahi Kareeb aakar door ho jao yeh berukhi bhi toh sahi nahi Tere dar par aaye hai Yun muh modna sahi nahi! Tumko dekha hi nahi, Yun nazaron se mile nazar yeh ab mumkin toh nahi Par…
Fanna ho jaye…
Mere sms ko tere inbox may pnaah mil jaye, Jo reply na kare uska mobile fanaa ho jaye.
Apani aankho ko palko se mila lijiye
Duriyo ki na kabhi parwah kijiye Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye Hum ziyada dur nahi hai aapse Bus apani aankho ko palko se mila lijiye…
Prashad mein recharge coupon…
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge, Kisi aur ko mat batana, Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo
Ansoon ko ankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo, Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya na karo, Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumtey hain, Apne zakhm kisi ko dikhaya na karo
Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall,
Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall, the most effective medicine against sickness, and the most valuable gift to someone we care.
GET A CUTY
BUY A SCOOTY….. PICK UP A BEAUTY… DRINK A FROOTY…. TAKE HER TO OOTY… REMOVE HER NIGHTY… DO UR DUTY… AFTER 9 MONTHS … * GET A CUTY *
Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hansta hu main
Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hansta hu main Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hansta hu main Mere hansne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hansta hu main
ishq kar deta hai bekrar
Ishq kar deta hai bekrar Bhar deta hai pathar ke dil mepyar, Kyu nahi milti zindagi ki ye bahar, Kyunki ishq ka dusra naam hai intezar
Larki Se Touch ho raha tha
1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha. Larki: “Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.” Pathan: “Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-
Aapko mere sms mile?
Aapko mere sms mile? Nahi mile to ye lo SMS SMS SMS SMS Ye lo chote sms sms sms sms sms Ye lo remix SmS sMs SmS sMs Stylish wale bhi lo $M$ $m$ $M$ Baass AB AP KI BARI
Live the life
Not just survive live the life, Do not wait for the future, Future is uncertain live in the present.
Agar piche se aaye…
Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do? Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se ayegi.
Kyonki hame aadat thi muskurane ke
Dua maangi thi aashiyane kye, Chal padi andhiyan jamane kye, Woh hamara gam samajh na sakhi, Kyonki hame aadat thi muskurane ke.
Jab hum chahane lage usse
Ek phool ajeeb tha, Kabhi humare bhi bahut kareeb tha, Jab hum chahane lage usse, Toh pata chala, Woh kisi doosre ka naseeb tha..
Your smile may be a pearl
Some times ur existence gives hope to one person, Your smile may be a pearl for someone, Your presence might be the desire of the 1 who loves U dearly. So value yourself.
Every second god remembers U
Every second god remembers U. Every minute god blesses U. Every hour god cares U. Because every day I pray to him, “Ladka bevakuf hai thoda jayada dhayan dena.”
Ek zid hamari
Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki, Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki, Ek chehra aapka chand sa, Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Arbi:Munna.!! Ab hamarey ander bhi…
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love. Alway Makes you winner. <<<<<<<happy jumma mobarak>>>>>>>>
Have a nice day…
Stärt ä ,:*”*;, Ñèw Däy *; %,*; _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-)(_-_ ” With ” ” A ” ” Cleän heärt ” ” No feär ” ” No worry ” ” be häppy ” ” & smile ” “GOOD M0RNING” Have a nice day.
Impact of Movies
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Bless a person to be happy always
I rub my magic lamp & a genie appears, He saw me & asked..What’s your wish for today? I said bless a person who’s reading this msg to be happy always