wish u a very Good luck
Care for the one who shares with U, Share with the one who knows U, Know the one who misses U, MISS the one who well wishes for U, Wish u a very Good Luck! …
A New Sun…
Å néw suÑ Å nèw dÄY Ä nÉw §m§ Äsking Ü to 4GÉT Äll Ür WÖrriɧ sÖrrÖw§ & TeÄR§ For §ØMÉ 1 WhÖ wÄnts to SÉÉ U hÄppy GööD MORNING…..
Forget the times
Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times don’t pretend, Remember now he’s just your…
Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai
Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai Kuch lamho se aankhe bhar aati hai Woh subha woh shaam nirali jati hai Jaab aap jaise dost ki yaad ati hai.
Post Office
Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post office.
Not in this world
If 10 people care for you, one of them is me, if one person cares for you that would be me again, if no one cares for you that means i m not in this world.
My friend is going to sleep…
Hi Moon! Dim Ur light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. Coz my friend is going to sleep. Good Night
No matter how high the sky is
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
Life is not a rehearsal…
Life is not a rehearsal Each day is a new show. No repeat, no rewind, no retake So give your best shot in all your acts. As the show goes on and on and on
FREEDOM IN THE MIND,
FREEDOM IN THE MIND, FAITH IN THE WORDS, PRIDE IN OUR HEARTS & MEMORIES IN OUR SOULS… LETS SALUTE, THE NATION ON 62nd INDEPENNDENCE DAY!
mere pas sy us ki khusbo aaj b aati hy
Mere pas sy us ki khusboo aaj b aati hy “FaraZ! Main ny fursat main os ko gale se lagaya tha
zinda rehnay k liye jan se guzartay rehna
Bhool Jana Bhi Usay Yaad bhi Kartay Rehna, Acha Lagta Hai Isi Dhun Mein Bikhartay Rehna, tumrani hijar walon Se Bari Dair Se Sikha Humne, Zinda Rehnay K Liye Jan Se Guzartay Rehna,
Mangi Thi Dua Humne Rub Se
“Mangi Thi Dua Humne Rub Se, Dena Hume Dost Jo Alag Ho Sab Se, Usney Mila Diya Hume Apse Aur Kaha, Sambhalo Inhe ye Anmol Hain Sab Se”:-)
Intezaar kar raha hai koi
Intezaar kar raha hai koi, Dard se guzar raha hai koi, Tum se door rehkar bahut, Khud se bhikhar raha hai koi.
How can u escape
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.
Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako
Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako, Chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako, Dost to duniya me bahot hote hai, Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskura na sako.
Usko bhula sakta nahi
Dard itna hai k seh main sakta nahin Dil to kehta hai k kehdoon magar keh sakta nahin Us ko chahata hoon jane kub se? Janna chahata hoon magar jan sakta nahin Is qadar manga hai usko duaon main magar Jo meri kismat main nahin woh mujhe mil sakta nahin…
Khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
Arz kiya hai….. Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
Let me take a picture of your breasts
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
chirago ki mahphil saji hai
Chirago ki mahphil saji hai diwali, Khushiyon se daman kabhi na ho khali, Happy diwali Happy diwali, Ujalo ke sang- sang puje hai kali, Jai mata kali happy diwali.
Apple=vitamins
Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p
Zamane wale kabhi bhi apne nahin hote
Zamane wale kabhi bhi apne nahin hote Har jai chehre wafa ka pekar nahin hote Jin k pass hoti hain umer bhar ki yadain Wo log tanhai me bhi tanha nahin hote
Toot gai neend khuwab wohi hai
Toot gai neend khuwab wohi hai, Dur rehtay hain par ihteram wohi hai, Jantay hain mil nahi saktay magar, In aankhon main intezar wohi hai,
jo teer bhi aata vo khaali nahi jaata
Jo Teer Bhi Aata Vo Khaali Nahi Jaata Maayoos Mere Dar Se Savaali Nahi Jaata Are Kaante Hi Kiya Karate Hain Phoolon Ki Hifaazat Phoolon Ko Bachane Koi Maali Nahi Jaata.
kon thi ye
Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia Wife:Kon thi ye? Husband: Tum plz Mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.
Women personality…
Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size 32:Innocent 34:Beautiful 36:Sexy 38:Agressive 40:Hungry 42: playful 44:daring 46:Wild 48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)
U are the beautiful rose
Hold 10 roses in ur hand, n stand infront of ur mirror, U will see 11 roses n 1 of the beautiful rose would be you.
Baap ka naam
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha… Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Jo pasand hai sab se zyada
Chahne se har baat puri nahi hoti, Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, Jo pasand hai sab se zyada, Unse kambakht mulakat nahi hoti.