Farak nahi padhta
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.
Kalidas ka bhai…
Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Adidas.
Main nikala gadi le k
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai? Mendak jump in water Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
Vada kiya sitaro ne saath dene ka
Kadam kadam par baharo ne saath choda, Jarurat padne par yaaro ne saath choda, Vada kiya sitaro ne saath dene ka, Lekin subah hone par sitaro ne bhi saath choda.
What is dream
“Dream is Not that what U See in Sleep,, Dream is the thing which does not allow you to sleep”.
Milne ki tamanna baki hai..
Bhool toh jata tumhe, Magar bhulaaya nahi hai… Hamne waadon se apna, Daaman chudaya nahi hai… Juda toh ho gaye ham magar Milne ki tamanna baki hai.. Isseliye toh kisi aur se Maine dil lagaya nahi hai..
Deepo ka didar
Deepawali mein deepo ka didar Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hajar. “Happy Diwali”
Subah uthay to diwali aagai
Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai, Subah uthay to diwali aagai..
Yun HUMKO satane ki ZARORAT kya thi,
Yun HUMKO satane ki ZARORAT kya thi, Dil MERA jalane ki ZARORAT kya thi, Jo NHI tha Ishq to keh DYA hota, Dil TOR k jane ki ZARORAT kya thi, Maloom THA agr ye KHUWAB toot jaaenge, Nend m aakar uthane ki ZARORAT kya thi, ISHQ PAR lagti rahengi HAR…
Khush naseeb hain ap,
Khush naseeb hain ap, jo hum apki dosti ko itni shiddat se chatay hain. Warna hum wo shakhs hain.Jo khuab main bhi appointment se atey hain.
keep the faith
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.
think before u speak…
A 24 year boy seeing out from the train window, shouted, “Dad, look the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple … sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old`s childish behaviour with pity. Suddenly he again exclaimed “Dad, look the clouds are running with us!” The…
Time Itself Proves
Time Itself Proves the worth of relations, as time passes we lose the false one and keep the best.
Aap ka muskurana roz ho…
._– Aap ka –_. Muskurana roz ho, kbhi chehra kanwal to kbhi ROSE ho, 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal Mouj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho =(Ameen)= GOOD MORNING!
Hamari kami bhi mehsoos kar liya karo
Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne ka nahi Magar kabhi bewaqt hi yaad kar liya karo Mana aapke pass saari duniya hai Kabhi hamari kami bhi mehsoos kar liya karo
I trust you
‘I trust you’ is a better compliment than ‘I love you’ Because you may not always trust the person you love But you can always love the person you trust.
Cuddle up and sleep tight
I have given some marvelous persons a special place in my heart And u happen to be the one among them topping the list. Good night and lots of sweet sugary dreams. Cuddle up and sleep tight.
Benefits of kissing
Benefits of Kissing: – Changes taste – Burns Calories – Lips never go dry – Relieves Stress – Makes face muscles strong So KEEP KISSING
Husband wife quarrel
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
Every bad situation will have something positive…
Every bad situation will have something positive… Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day… Think of this & lead ur life…. Good LUCK.
We Meet A Lot Of People,
In Life, We Meet A Lot Of People, But Make Frndz Wid Few In Those Few Some Touch Our Life In Such A Way That Their Presence Is Felt In Their Absence … 🙂
happy happy happy happy independence dayyyyyy
happy happy happy happy independence dayyyyyy ham bolain mohabat ki zuban ham bolain azadi ki zuban PAKISTAN ZINDABAD
sochte he ke gulab bhej de
Sochte He Ke Gulab Bhej De, Chahte To He Ki Sara jahan Bhej De, Bas Ja Rahe Ho Sone Dil To Karta He Hamara Aapki Palko Pe Ek Pyara Sa Khwab Bhej De….Good Morning
pyaas vo dil kii bujhaane kabhii aayaa bhi naheen
pyaas vo dil kii bujhaane kabhii aayaa bhii naheen kaisaa baadal hai jisakaa ko_ii saayaa bhii naheen beruKhii is se ba.Dii aur bhalaa kyaa hogii ek muddat se hame.n us ne sataayaa bhii naheen
saath chhor hi jate hay
KHUDA pe bharosay ka hunar seekh loo dost saaharay jitne bhi sachee hoon saath chhor hi jate hay
PEENA NAHI AATA
Tere maikhane ka dastoor b ajeeb hai FARAZ, Sharab unko milti hai jinko Peena nahi aata..
I wish a wish for you
I Wish A Wish For You. The Wish I Wish For Few, The Wish I Wish For You Is That Your All Wishes Come True, So Keep On Wishing As My All Wishes Are With You.
kis liye jia jaye
Be-hisi ki Dunia men Do sawal mere b………. kis tarah jia jaye kis liye jia jaye
Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen…
Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai GIRL: Or ye Lrkay “RIKSHAW” ki trha hotay hen ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain. >>>