kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape…
Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge
When the MOON Winks at U tonight,
When the MOON Winks at U tonight, I wish CHOCLATY DREAMS embrace U tight. Hope ur day was quite all right & I wish U a LOVELY GOOD MORNING !!! 🙂
A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud
A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
the celebration of eid ul adha
The Celebration Of Eid-Ul-Adha Is In Commemoration Of The Command Give By Allah To Prophet Ibrahim (A.S) (May Allah Be Pleased With Him) To Sacrifice His First Born Son Ismail To Him The Fulfilment [Sic] Of This Noble Command Of Allah By Ibrahim Signifies His Faith In Allah.
Pappu: I Love A Girl..!!
Pappu: I Love A Girl..!! . Pinky: Oh, Who Is She.. ?? … . Pappu: She Looks A Bit Like You..!! . Pinky: Awwwwwww, Is It Me.. ?? ♥ . . . . Pappu: No, Its Your Sister..!! 😉 x) 😛 😀 >>> Had Ho Gayi !!!
Roshni waaley mere naam se jaltey kyuon hain?
Log har mod pe ruk ruk ke sambhaltey kyuon hain? Itna dartey hain to phir ghar se nikaltey kyuon hain? Mein na jugnoon hoon diya hoon na koi tara hoon Roshni waaley mere naam se jaltey kyuon hain? Neend se mera tagalluf hi nahin barson sey Khwaab aa aa key…
People say Maths is boring..!!
Maths tells us three of the saddest love stories 🙁 : . . ¤Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. . . ¤Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. . . ¤And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.…
Tere 12 bachhe honge
Rozz logo se pange honge, Rozz tere ghar mein dange honge, Agar tu ne mujhe sms nahi bheja to yaad rakhna, Tere 12 bachhe honge aur sare lafanga honge.
Santa & Banta
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Don’t pray for Easy Lives
Don’t pray for Easy Lives Pray to be a Strong Man! Don’t pray for Task Equal to Ur Powers! Pray for Power Equal to Ur Tasks
Break my heart ,destroy my soul
Break my heart ,destroy my soul and leave me crying i’d still love you and i won’t expect you to love me in return …
3rd Ashrah Tasbeeh
The Fire of Jahanam will not touch the person who recites . . . . Allahumma Ajirni Minannaar 11 times daily.Plz 4wd it as u can. It will b Sadka-e-jaaria 4u & 4me.
4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL
4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL, A RAPIST A MURDERER A PSYCO &GAY. RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE” THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH” THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK…
Usko Rab se itne bar manga hai…
Usko Rab se itne bar manga hai, FARAZ k Ab hum sirf haath uthate hen to farishte Kehtay hain “Na tainoon hor koi kam ni”
We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
Mujhe saanse bhi parayi si lagti hai
Yaado ki dhund mein teri parchayi si lagti hai Khamoshi mein gunjti koyi shehnayi si lagti hai Tum kareeb ho to apna pan lagta hai Warna mujhe saanse bhi parayi si lagti hai
Dil kahta hain ki pathar pe likhu
Dil kahta hain ki pathar pe likhu i miss you, Or wo pathar tumhare ser pe de maru, Taki tum he pata chale ki, Tumhari yaad kitna dard deti hai.
Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai
Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai
Naya din shuro karne ki Dua
Naya din shuro karne ki Dua “Hasbi-y-Allah-o- La illaha illah Huwa, Allehe Tawakalt-o- Wahuwa rabu-l-Arshil Azeem.”
dont mix the words
“Don’t mix the words with your Mood because You’ll have Many Options to change the Mood but You’ll never get Any Option to Replace the Spoken Words”.. !
mujh pr ek ehsaan karna
New Style 0f Good Night . . . . . ”Mujh Pr Ek Ehsaan Karna, Mujhe Neend Main Pareshan Mat Krna. …GUD 9!8..
U would love them all
Dear Girls If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with u.. . . . .. Wait for a susral..U would love them All… 😛 😀
uski yad mein guzrti meri har sham thi
Uski yad mein guzarti meri har sham thi, Mere dil se nikli har dua uske nam thi. Ab mujhko ilzam na do bewafai ka yaro, Mere hathon ki lakeeron mein wafa aam thi.
may the joy ,cheer,
May the joy, cheer, Mirth and merriment Of this divine festival Surround you forever. May the happiness,
hamara bas nahe chalta
hamara bas agar chalta, tumhe sab se chura lete, tumhe dill me chupa lete, tumhe aankhon me rak lete, kabhi na roothne dete, kabi na tootne dete, tumhe hum qaid kar lete, bas apne dil ki dunya me, kisi b hal me hum pir, tumhe azad na karte, sabhi dunya…
Aftari k 0uqaat may,
Tamam Rooza-daron say darkhwast hay K… Aftari k 0uqaat may, Apni 0uqaat may rahein… Shukria… 🙂
Shab_E_Barat…
Rehmatoon Ki hai Ye Raat Namazon Ko Rakhna Saath.. Manwa lena RAB Se her Baat… Duaon mein rakhna Hamen bhi Yaad. MUBARAK Ho Aap ko “SHAB E BARAT”
Ghussa DaY…
.’Celebrate’. .”Ghussa DaY”. ”Woh Meri Kon si baat hai jo Aapko ghussa dilati hai?” Reply dil khol k karo. I will never mind. Golden chance
Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dAIte hain,
Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dAIte hain, Har mor par ek zakhm naya daite hain, Dost is jahan main koi apna nahi, Jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa daite hain..
