Truck number bhi likha hai
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Meri taraf se holi ki subhakamana.
Kadam kadam per khushian rahe, Gum se kabhi na ho samana, Jindagi main har pal khushiyan nasib ho, Meri taraf se holi ki subhakamana.
Suni hai ek mithi se awaz
Wo chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi. Parvane ka shama ke bin guzara to nahi. Mere dil ne suni hai ek mithi se awaz, Kya apne mujhe pukara toh nahi.
Dil tadap raha hai
Aap se milne ka maan kar raha hai, Maan ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai, Dil ko bataya to aankhe ro padi, Unhe chupa diya to saanse bol padi. “I MISS U”
Itna kyon darate ho
Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho, Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho, Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho, Dil kamjor hai mera, Itna kyon darate ho?
Gujre huye kal
Gujre hue kal ki yaad aati hai, kuch lamho se aankhen bhar aati hai, woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jaati hai, jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai…..
People who never experience good sex
American students say: people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
Love without depending
Love without depending, Live without pretending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending, & Smile without doubting.
har taraf raah main thay
Har Taraf Raah Main Thay Kaanty Bichay Huay, Mujh Ko Teri Talab Thi, Guzarte Chale Gaye..
diwali aaye rang rang
Diwali Aaye Rang Rang Ke Tayyari Jeevan Mein Jyoth Jalti Hai Khushiyon Ka Vatavaran Chaaya Hai Bache Khele Phuljadiyan Deepak Diya Ki Roshan Har Pal Sabke Jeevan Mein Chaayi Hai Aao Saath Milkar Manaye Diwali Ki Subh Ghadi Aayee Hai
Ghar mein kon kon hai?
‘Boy: mujh say shadi karo ge??? Girl: NO… Boy: But why??? Girl: Ghar walay nae maanay gay.. Boy: ghar mein kon kon hai? Girl: 1 Husband aur 7 bachy….!:P;)’
Naqsh yaadon k mitati hy tou ro parti hai
Naqsh yaadon k mitati hy tou ro parti hai Wo mery khat jo jalati hai tou ro parti hai Khoon dakhta hai mere marte huey sapno ko Khwab ankhon mein basati hai tou ro prti hai Log puuchein jo kabhi gehri udasi ka sabab Baat logon se chupati hai tou…
Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…
Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya ! Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm…
Person leaving India
Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Hindustan Lever.
Aapke sms ko ehsaan mante hai
Aapke sms ko ehsaan mante hai, Jawab dena emaan mante hai, Woh aur hai jo pyarr me jaan dete hai, Hum to aapko hi apni jaan mante hai!
Teacher and Sardar
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.
Har kisi ko apne pyaar per naaz hota hai.
Har dharkan may ek raaz hota hai, Baat ko batanay may ek andaaz hota hai, Jab tak thookar na lagey bewafai ki, Har kisi ko apne pyaar per naaz hota hai.
Create a successful ending
“No one Can Go back and change a Bad beginning, But anyone can Start anything at anytime and Create a Successful Ending!”
Door reh kar bhi
Kuch rishte iss jahan mein khas hote hai, Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsaas hote hai, Yeh dil ki kashish nahi toh aur kya hai, Door reh kar bhi woh dil ke kitne paas hote hai.
Papu pass ho gaya…
Ishq k school mai naya mahal tayyar ho gaya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya, Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya, Sari class fail aur papu pass ho gaya.
Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo
Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo “JAAN” Deti Hy Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo “MUSKAAN” Deti Hy Asli Dosti Tou Wo Hoti Hy Jo Paani Main Gira “AANSUU” Bhi Pehchaan Leti Hy
Hawaon k hath ek ARMAAN bheja hai..
Hawaon k hath ek ARMAAN bheja hai.. NETWORK k zariye ek PAIGHAM bheja hai.. FURSAT milay to QABOOL kerlain.. Is DIL ne apko SALAM bheja hai..
only by our positive thinking
Only by our positive thinking, By our bringing the positive qualities Of others to the fore, Will this world be able To make progress. Good Luck
respect for WOMAN
Boy: Boys are stronger then girls… Girl: Oh yeah!!! Please., can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone at the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you…
Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
An inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.…
Working Towards Success…
“Working Towards Success Will Make You A Master, But Working Towards Satisfaction Makes you A Legend”. Good Morning
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the. Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge. Are main tumhare nahi Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
Open ur eyes
Open ur eyes so the sun can rise Flowers can blossom birds can sing Because all r waiting to see ur beautiful smile. Good Morning!
On this cold cold night
On this cold cold night, In my small small room, I look at the bright bright stars, In the dark dark sky And Dream of your sweet sweet smile On ur cute cute face! Good Night!
I want nothing…
Sweet is your “Nature” Dear is your “Name” As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew. I want nothing… But Happiness for You.