Fursad nahi milne ki humse
Unhe toh fursad nahi milne ki humse, Aur hamara waqt guzarata hai unki fariyaad karke, Agar aaye woh meri maut pe, Toh keh dena abhi soye hai tumhe yaad karke.
Alphabets were not in order
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
Main Hoon Naa
Zindagi hai to khawab hai, Khawab hai to manzilein hai, Manzilein hain to raste hai, Raste hain to mushkilein hai, Muskilein hain to Main Hoon Naa.
Bill dadi dengi..
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Direct dil se happy diwali
Na dimag se Na zuban se Na paigam se Na message se Na gift se Appko happy diwali Direct direct dil se
Yaad hai to bas tum hum..hum tum
Yaadon mein tum … khayalo mein tum… Teeri aankhon mein ho gaye hum gum Bhool gayi saari duniya Yaad hai to bas tum hum..hum tum
Kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Roses are red
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl’s empty, And so is your head.
Taste the thunder?
Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder Is this what they call, taste the thunder?
Rango mein ghuli ladki
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Happy holi
Meri har saans yaari nibhati rahengi
Judai aapki rulate rahengi, Yaad aapki aate rahengi, Pal pal jaan jati rahengi, Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan, Meri har saans yaari nibhati rahengi Good Morning!
On the wedding night Santa says…
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui? Jeeto: Ji Hui Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon? Jeeto: Ji Santa: Yeh erect hai!
hajj k din Asar k time
Haj K Din Asar K Time 4:30 Se 5:30 Qaboliat Ka Waqt Hota Hai 447 Bar Allah Huma Labbak , 21 Bar Darod-E-Ibrahimi Parh K Jo Dua Krain Puri Hogi .. Inshaallah
i sent my cares to the wind
I sent my cares to the wind And ask the wind to pass them to u When u feel the wind blowing towards ur face that’s me Saying take care.
some people hurt by words
Some people hurt by words & some by action? But the biggest hurt i believe is that someone ignoring u when u value them bigger than anything else!
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich
A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man: How He Made His Money ? The Old Guy Said: Son, It was 1932, The depth of the Great Depression I Was Down To My Last Nickel I Invested That In An Apple And Spent The Entire Day Polishing It; & At…
Letting you go is difficult
Letting you go is difficult and painful decision to do As you are so dear and close to me, too. Letting you go means how much I love you…….. …… You are the center of my life even you can never be mine Because you have some one else in…
Relations r not exams to pass or fail…
Relations r not exams to pass or fail And Not a competition to win or lose But It’s a feeling in which u care for someone more than yourself.
A lifetime inspiring thought…!
A lifetime inspiring thought! “Always try your best to get whatever you like, Otherwise, u will be forced to like whatever you get”.
your loving nature and your delicate words
Your loving nature and your delicate words, will always flow through me like a gentle flower. Make sure this day is your day, and rule with pure enjoyment and pure love!
I like one day
Some Like Sunday, Some like Monday, But i like One Day And that is Independence Day
I heard a voice
I heard a voice whispering ur voice But when i turned around 2 c who it was. I noticed that i was alone Then i realised it was my heart Telling that I MISS YOU.
Husband and Wife galat fehmi
Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife : Kaisi galat fehmi? Husband : Yehi k main soya hua tha.
Kuch khokar kuch payenge
Ye waqt lamhe gujar jayenge, Zindagi mein kuch khokar kuch payenge, Aaj hum yahan hai kal dur chale jayenge, Par wada raha roz inbox mein jarur aayenge.
Congratulation on your graduation…
Congratulations… On your graduation! Wishing you luck & success… In all that you do!
When I send SMS to you…
When I send SMS to you, It doesn’t mean that u have to do the same… U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates… by courier. DD n cheques r also accepted.
I love you with true heart
You are the reason that I am smart, You are the person who stole my heart, My life is short and you are the part, I love you, I love you with true heart!
G: Go 2 Bed
G. Go 2 Bed O. Off d Lites O. Out O Tension D. Dreamz Come N. Nice Sleep I. Ignore Worries G. Get Up Early H. Hve A Nixe Day T. Thank God Alwayz … (:
The Hope, the Struggle and the Hard Work
The Hope, the Struggle and the Hard Work Towards a goal is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward Good Luck!
Dear Customer,
Dear Customer, Your remaining Sleeping time Has Expired!!!!!! So Plzzz Leave ur Bed & Get up!!!! & Say to all GOOD MORNING Have a Very Nice Day!!!!
