Pappu offered Girl for sex
Pappu offered Girl 4 sex Girl: tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay? Papu: janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta Mgr phaar to skta hy;)
Of all the gifts
Of all the gifts big and small, Your friendship is the greatest of them all.
Chatri mein hole
Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..
Vada kiya sitaro ne saath dene ka..
Kadam kadam par baharo ne saath choda, Jarurat padne par yaaro ne saath choda, Vada kiya sitaro ne saath dene ka, Lekin subah hone par sitaro ne bhi saath chooda.
Why people text u
Don’t u ever wonder why people text u but have nothing imp to say! It’s 4 the simple reason… You are such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I’m thinking of u now.
Yeh zarroori toh nahi
Pyaar ek baar ho yeh zarroori toh nahi, Har bar ho yah zarroori toh nahi, Agar ho to kisi wafa se, Wafa ho har bar yeh zarroori to nahi.
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye, Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye, Chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta, Ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay ke liye.
Har miss ko kiss kiya
Kiss kisi ki mahphil me, Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya. Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya, Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.
I will die
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:
Great start 4 Monday
I Wish 4 ” U ” Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday “Have a beautiful and smart week.”
wish u a very Good luck
Care for the one who shares with U, Share with the one who knows U, Know the one who misses U, MISS the one who well wishes for U, Wish u a very Good Luck! …
A New Sun…
Å néw suÑ Å nèw dÄY Ä nÉw §m§ Äsking Ü to 4GÉT Äll Ür WÖrriɧ sÖrrÖw§ & TeÄR§ For §ØMÉ 1 WhÖ wÄnts to SÉÉ U hÄppy GööD MORNING…..
Forget the times
Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, Forget the sweet things if you can, Forget the times don’t pretend, Remember now he’s just your…
Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai
Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai Kuch lamho se aankhe bhar aati hai Woh subha woh shaam nirali jati hai Jaab aap jaise dost ki yaad ati hai.
Post Office
Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post office.
Not in this world
If 10 people care for you, one of them is me, if one person cares for you that would be me again, if no one cares for you that means i m not in this world.
My friend is going to sleep…
Hi Moon! Dim Ur light. Hello Wind! Breeze Soft. Hi Flower! Blossom Slowly. Hello Earth! Spin Gently. Coz my friend is going to sleep. Good Night
No matter how high the sky is
No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to tell YOU…. They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
Life is not a rehearsal…
Life is not a rehearsal Each day is a new show. No repeat, no rewind, no retake So give your best shot in all your acts. As the show goes on and on and on
FREEDOM IN THE MIND,
FREEDOM IN THE MIND, FAITH IN THE WORDS, PRIDE IN OUR HEARTS & MEMORIES IN OUR SOULS… LETS SALUTE, THE NATION ON 62nd INDEPENNDENCE DAY!
mere pas sy us ki khusbo aaj b aati hy
Mere pas sy us ki khusboo aaj b aati hy “FaraZ! Main ny fursat main os ko gale se lagaya tha
zinda rehnay k liye jan se guzartay rehna
Bhool Jana Bhi Usay Yaad bhi Kartay Rehna, Acha Lagta Hai Isi Dhun Mein Bikhartay Rehna, tumrani hijar walon Se Bari Dair Se Sikha Humne, Zinda Rehnay K Liye Jan Se Guzartay Rehna,
Mangi Thi Dua Humne Rub Se
“Mangi Thi Dua Humne Rub Se, Dena Hume Dost Jo Alag Ho Sab Se, Usney Mila Diya Hume Apse Aur Kaha, Sambhalo Inhe ye Anmol Hain Sab Se”:-)
Intezaar kar raha hai koi
Intezaar kar raha hai koi, Dard se guzar raha hai koi, Tum se door rehkar bahut, Khud se bhikhar raha hai koi.
How can u escape
Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire? Sardar: Simple, Stop imagining.
Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako
Wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako, Chaho na usko jise tum pa na sako, Dost to duniya me bahot hote hai, Par ek khas rakho jiske bina tum muskura na sako.
Usko bhula sakta nahi
Dard itna hai k seh main sakta nahin Dil to kehta hai k kehdoon magar keh sakta nahin Us ko chahata hoon jane kub se? Janna chahata hoon magar jan sakta nahin Is qadar manga hai usko duaon main magar Jo meri kismat main nahin woh mujhe mil sakta nahin…
Khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
Arz kiya hai….. Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
Let me take a picture of your breasts
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged