chirago ki mahphil saji hai
Chirago ki mahphil saji hai diwali, Khushiyon se daman kabhi na ho khali, Happy diwali Happy diwali, Ujalo ke sang- sang puje hai kali, Jai mata kali happy diwali.
Apple=vitamins
Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p
Zamane wale kabhi bhi apne nahin hote
Zamane wale kabhi bhi apne nahin hote Har jai chehre wafa ka pekar nahin hote Jin k pass hoti hain umer bhar ki yadain Wo log tanhai me bhi tanha nahin hote
Toot gai neend khuwab wohi hai
Toot gai neend khuwab wohi hai, Dur rehtay hain par ihteram wohi hai, Jantay hain mil nahi saktay magar, In aankhon main intezar wohi hai,
jo teer bhi aata vo khaali nahi jaata
Jo Teer Bhi Aata Vo Khaali Nahi Jaata Maayoos Mere Dar Se Savaali Nahi Jaata Are Kaante Hi Kiya Karate Hain Phoolon Ki Hifaazat Phoolon Ko Bachane Koi Maali Nahi Jaata.
kon thi ye
Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia Wife:Kon thi ye? Husband: Tum plz Mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.
Women personality…
Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size 32:Innocent 34:Beautiful 36:Sexy 38:Agressive 40:Hungry 42: playful 44:daring 46:Wild 48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)
U are the beautiful rose
Hold 10 roses in ur hand, n stand infront of ur mirror, U will see 11 roses n 1 of the beautiful rose would be you.
Baap ka naam
Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha… Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Jo pasand hai sab se zyada
Chahne se har baat puri nahi hoti, Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, Jo pasand hai sab se zyada, Unse kambakht mulakat nahi hoti.
Jeans ziada pyari hai
Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi piyari hai. Girl said: Utaroon kaya? Guy said: Mam jeans ziada pyari hai.
Fikar hai to bas itni
Main karta hu Mohabbat aapse, Dil mein anjam-e-fiza buland karke, Fikar hai to bas itni k, Dil thaam na jaye apke ikhraar pe!
Tujhe kaise bhula doon
Lahoo se dil pe jo kheencha tha naqsh kaise mita doon, Tu hi bata main tujhe apne dil se kaise bhula doon, Meri hasti ko toh bas aas thi tere wajood ki, Meri hasti ka jo haasil hai usse kaise bhula doon, Meri tanhai mein jo saath mera chod na…
Kutte apne aukat me raho
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Kash khushiyon ki koi dokan hoti.
Kash khushiyon ki koi dokan hoti. Us ki hum ko pehchan hoti. Bhar dety apka daman khushiyon se. Chahe us ki qimat hamari jaan hoti
yellow for special friend
Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck, black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness, So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u good luck
Things do not change….
See Good in everyone, And be blind to the Faults of Others. “It will bring Peace in your Life”. Things do not change, So let us Change our Way of Looking… 🙂
Beautiful things happen to beautiful people…
Beautiful things happen to beautiful people with beautiful hearts I pray every day God adds more beauty to Ur beautiful life. GOOD MORNING
Khushi muskurane ke liye
Phool khushboo ke liye Pyaar nibhane ke liye Aankhe dil churane ke liye Khushi muskurane ke liye Aur ye sms aapko apni yaad dilane ke liye
Have a “Good Day”.
In french : “Bonjour”. In spanish : “Tequiro”. In italian : “Teamo”. In yugoslav : “Volimte”. In english : “Good Morning”. In bengali : “Suprabhat”. Have a “Good Day”.
Happiness is a perfume
Happiness is a perfume. You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself. So always be happy to make others happy !
You are sweet
Testing your BLOOD – – – Plz Wait… – – – 33% – – – 66% – – – 100% Complete ! – – – Result: HIV – – – HIV: Honey In Veins – – – That’s why UR SO Sweet.
Difference between Mother & Wife?
– What is the difference between Mother & Wife? – One woman brings U into this world crying… And the other ensures U continue to do so.
I’m still the same
Those sparkling eyes That amazing face A 100watt smile The Enthu Stride The cheerful talk Charming stud I’m still the same hw r u?…wts up?
A sea is for you
A sea is for you, and waves are for me, The sky is for you, and stars are for me, The sun is for you, and light is for me, Everything is for you, and you are for me.
No stars 2 wish
No stars 2 wish, No moon 2 lite And no flowers to smell, Just a loneliness, Waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying… “Good night”
Perfect description of trust
Perfect description of trust…! To give someone the complete authority to destroy you but at the same time being confident that he will never do it
HAPPY DEFENCE DAY TO ALL we r the BeSt
HAPPY DEFENCE DAY TO ALL….we r the BeSt………… @_______######################: @_______######################: @_______######################: @_______######################: @_______#######_##############: @_______######__#####__#######: @_______#####__######__#######: @_______#####__######_########: @_______#####__###############: @_______#####__$##############: @_______#####___##############: @_______#####____#############: @_______######____#####_######: @_______#######________#######: @_______#########____#########: @_______######################: @_______######################: @_______###################### ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## Itna Hum Ko hia YaKeeN anKH uTHa Ker deKh Lay iTnA kISi MAIn Dum nahi MAY…
kash meri zindagi ka ant kuch is kadar ho
Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho…
baqi sara din aram
Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni Thi Hamarey Liye. ‘Faraz Wo Msg B Krtey Hain to Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq 1 Msg ” “Subah 1 Msg” “Sham. Baqi Sara Din Aram.