Sardar khaana kha raha tha…
one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – – Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya.
Cant replace a single u
There are 6 billion people around the World. I don’t know why I’m messaging u ? Maybe bcoz 5,999,999,999 Can’t replace a single U.
Chand lamho ki zindgaani hai
Chand lamho ki zindgaani hai, Nafraton se jiya nahi karte, Lagta hai dushmano se gujarish karni padegi, Dost aab yaad kiya nahi karte.
Show some faith and dignity
Pray to Allah Almighty, And show some faith n dignity, Quran be at your side, Islam giving you a pride, Sunnah be a light for you, That will glow and let you do, All the acts to make you feel, Nothing but this land is real.
A special good morning
A special smile, special eyes, special look & special someone. All these means that you are a special friend for me. Good morning.
You are as sweet as Bailey
You are as sweet as Bailey, As strong as Tequila, As warm as Cognac, As exotic as Malibu, As heady as a cocktail & As special as Champagne. I’m simply drunk on U.
Hum jaye kaha
Aasman ko nind aye toh sulaye kaha? Zamin ko maut aye toh dafnaye kaha? Samundar mein leher aaye toh chupaye kaha? Tum hi batao tumhari yaad aaye to hum jaye kaha?
I Love U sister
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse – I Love U sister….
1 sec without ‘YOU’
My teacher taught me that … 1 Hour =60 min and 1min= 60 sec but She never told me that, 1 sec without ‘YOU’ is equal to 100 years.
If u ever feel lonely
If u ever feel lonely, Look to the sky… Always know that I’m somewhere beneath that sky wishing the best for U Good nitez…sweet dreams!
A cute boy ask a fallen rose
A cute boy asks a fallen rose: Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked? Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that i am the reason for someones smile.
there is only one way
There is only one way To be successful in life: Always look On the bright, brighter, brightest Side of life. Good Luck
my life.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life. You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
You r just saying that 2 make me jealous
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta : I don’t believe it! you r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”
What’s the big deal?
Dil hai tera dariyaa, Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal?
“FRIENDS” r “SPECIAL”
“FRIENDS” r “SPECIAL” ‘S’ upport Us ‘P’ ray 4 Us ‘E’ ncourage Us ‘C’ are 4 Us ‘I’ nspire Us ‘A’ dvise Us ‘L’ ove Us Hope We Remain “SPECIAL” Always 🙂
Ink of love
With the ink of Love, And the pen of Hope, On the page of Best wishes, I write only. 1 line Be Happy Always..
Qissa yeh purana hoa ab…
Us bechari pr sy ab yeh zulmat k badal khatam krdo Qissa yeh purana hoa ab isy bhasam krdo Yeh ilzam b mein apny sir leta hun FARAZ Mein ny he kaha tha k PEPSI PR 5 RUPEY KAM KRDO.
Ek paigaam reh jayega
Jo goom ho gaya aks mera en hawaaon mein, Ek paigaam reh jayega Na rahegi yaad meri koi, bas naam reh jayega Aate hi saawan, ek phool naya khil jayega Ek boond hi sahi, anshoo mere naam ka bhi koi barsayega Kahi mitt jayegi meri surat, kahi kho jayenge mere…
One tourist from U.S.A.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Teri surat dikhayi deti hai
Na raasta sujhayi deta hai Na manzil dikhayi deti hai Na lafz zubaan per aate hain Na dharkan sunayi deti hai Ek ajeeb si kaifiyat ne Aan ghera hai mujhe Ke har surat main Teri surat dikhayi deti hai
Yaad kar rahe ho ya…
Hichkiyan dilakar kaisi uljhan bada rahe ho, yaad kar rahe ho ya yaad aa rahe ho
Sex is a sensation
Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?;)
dekho dekho fir ek pyari si Raat aa gai
Dekho Dekho Fir Ek Pyari Si Raat Aa Gai Aapso Good Night kahne Ki Fir Baat Aa Gai Ham To Bethe The Sitaro Ki Panh Me, Aapki Yaad Ayee Achanak To Ye Baat Hotho Pe Aa Gai….Good Night
I love Your beautiful smile
I Love Your Beautiful Smile Which Always Made Me Feel So Nice But I’ll Never Let You Know I Love Your Soothing Voice Which Always Comforted Me But I’ll Never Let You Know
Na mandir na bhagwan
Na Mandir Na Bhagwan.. Na Puja Na Isnaan.. Din Hote He Hmara Sabse Pehla Kaam.. Ek Pyara Sa SmS Apne Dost Ke Naam.. good morning
mere dil me chope hoe raaz mangati hai
Mere dil me chope hoe raaz mangati hai Wo pagali ! mujh se meri jaan mangati hai Rakhtati hai hasas apni samat ko wo Samandar ki lehron se khamoshi mangati hai
laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
suna haik tumhari keemat lag rahy hay ajkal
suna haik tumhari keemat….. lag rahi hai aj kal… achey daam kis k hain ye batlana hamian … ta k us khushbakht .. tajer ko mubarak bad dain … phir is k bad dil ko bhi samjhana hai hamian
1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya
1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya, 12 glass p gaya, Bar keeper: Tumhen charhti nahi? Jin: May jin hun. Bar keeper: charh gai behan k loray ko…:-)