teri smile me kya chamak hy
“FARAZ” ne larki ko dekh k arz kia… Teri smile me kya chamak hy. Teri smile me.. Kya.. Chamak hy . Larki smile kr k boli bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hy.
hum dono hi be bass the
Pehli Mulaqaat Thi Aur Hum Dono Hi Be Bass The Wo Zulfain Na Sambhal Paye Aur Hum Khud Ko ..
may the angels protect u
May the angels protect u… may the sadness forget u… may goodness surround u… and may Allah always bless u…
Usay bhool jana hay
Be-khuloos logo’n se Ijtinab karna hay Mujhy apne rishto’n ka Ehtisab karna hay Usay bhool jana hay ya Usay yaad rakhna hay Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs Intikhab krna hay
Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain….
Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain? Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu…? Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain…? Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai? Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo…
Chand ki chandni apno ka pyar.
Lal gulaabi rang hai, Jhum raha sansar hai, Suraj ki kiran khushiyon ki bahar, Chand ki chandni apno ka pyar, Shubh ho aapko yeh Rango ka tyohaar. “HAPPY HOLI”
Rutha ke hummse
Rutha ke hummse khus, Tum bhi na rah paoge, Jaan to jaegi hamari, Saans tum bhi na le paoge.
Akele hum hi gunehgaar to nahi
Deewane hai tere naam ke Is baat se inkaar nahin Kaise kahen ki hamein aapse pyar nahin Kuch to kasoor hoga aapki adaaon ka bhi Akele hum hi gunehgaar to nahi
Dur Reh Kar Bhi Aap ki Chahat Kam Na Hui
Hum Ne Jab Kabhi Bhi Khushi Mehsoos ki, Har kadam Pe Aap ki Kami Mehsoos ki, Dooor Reh Kar Bhi Aap ki Chahat Kam Na Hui, Yeh Baat Hum Ne Dil Se Mehsoos Ki. Missing u so much
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho. Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.
what part of the body goes to heaven first?
A teacher asked “what part of the body goes to heaven first?” A child replied “feet” – coz every night i see my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
If you wait to be happy
If you wait to be happy, you will wait forever! However if you start to be happy, you will be happy forever! — Start Smiling and keep happy.
shok ko aazim e safar rakhiye
Shok ko aazim e safar rakhiye Be khabar ban ke sab khabar rakhiye Chahey nazren hon asmanon per Paon lekin zameen per rakhiye
laga ke dil hamse tod do to koi bat nahi
Laga Ke Dil Hamse Tod Do To Koi Bat Nahi Dil Kisi Aur Ka Todoge To Mushkil Hogi Mere Jajbato Se Khelo To Koi Bat Nahi Fir Kisi Aur Se Kheloge To Mushkil Hogi Meri Khushiyon Ko Kuchal Do To Koi Bat Nahi Khushiyan Kisi Aur Ki Chhinoge To Mushkil…
NA jane aisa kya tha aapme
Aaankhon mai pani ,dil me ruvani de gaye na jane aisa kya tha aapme ki meri har chiz aapki sewa ke liye diwani ho gaye.
New English to Urdu Dictionary
New English 2 Urdu Dictionary Selfish Bharwa Bitch Randi Agent Dalla Stupid man Chutiya Ignore Lund pe charh Heavy Loss Gand Phatna Severe Loss Gand phat k hath mein ajana Danger Gand galay mein ajana Jealous Jhantain jal jana Run Away Gand Dikhana Welcome Tattay Uthana…
Farak nahi padhta
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.
Kalidas ka bhai…
Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Adidas.
Main nikala gadi le k
Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai? Mendak jump in water Santa: “Oye isme sosaide karne vali konsi baat thi”
Vada kiya sitaro ne saath dene ka
Kadam kadam par baharo ne saath choda, Jarurat padne par yaaro ne saath choda, Vada kiya sitaro ne saath dene ka, Lekin subah hone par sitaro ne bhi saath choda.
What is dream
“Dream is Not that what U See in Sleep,, Dream is the thing which does not allow you to sleep”.
Milne ki tamanna baki hai..
Bhool toh jata tumhe, Magar bhulaaya nahi hai… Hamne waadon se apna, Daaman chudaya nahi hai… Juda toh ho gaye ham magar Milne ki tamanna baki hai.. Isseliye toh kisi aur se Maine dil lagaya nahi hai..
Deepo ka didar
Deepawali mein deepo ka didar Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hajar. “Happy Diwali”
Subah uthay to diwali aagai
Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai, Subah uthay to diwali aagai..
Yun HUMKO satane ki ZARORAT kya thi,
Yun HUMKO satane ki ZARORAT kya thi, Dil MERA jalane ki ZARORAT kya thi, Jo NHI tha Ishq to keh DYA hota, Dil TOR k jane ki ZARORAT kya thi, Maloom THA agr ye KHUWAB toot jaaenge, Nend m aakar uthane ki ZARORAT kya thi, ISHQ PAR lagti rahengi HAR…
Khush naseeb hain ap,
Khush naseeb hain ap, jo hum apki dosti ko itni shiddat se chatay hain. Warna hum wo shakhs hain.Jo khuab main bhi appointment se atey hain.
keep the faith
No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith.
think before u speak…
A 24 year boy seeing out from the train window, shouted, “Dad, look the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled and a young couple … sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old`s childish behaviour with pity. Suddenly he again exclaimed “Dad, look the clouds are running with us!” The…
Time Itself Proves
Time Itself Proves the worth of relations, as time passes we lose the false one and keep the best.
Aap ka muskurana roz ho…
._– Aap ka –_. Muskurana roz ho, kbhi chehra kanwal to kbhi ROSE ho, 100 pal khushi to 1000 pal Mouj ho, bas aisa hi apka din har roz ho =(Ameen)= GOOD MORNING!