baqi sara din aram
Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni Thi Hamarey Liye. ‘Faraz Wo Msg B Krtey Hain to Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq 1 Msg ” “Subah 1 Msg” “Sham. Baqi Sara Din Aram.
wo phool he na khushbo
Yeh sach hai ke wo phool he na khushbo Magar phir b meri hayat ko mehka raha hey
tmhari dosti ki bohut qadar hy mujhe
Tmhari Dosti ki Bohut Qadar Hy Mujhe, Is Liye Tm se Kabhi Kuch Manga Nhi,, “ay Dost” Lekin Aj Tm se Darkhuwast Hy k Meri Takleefon Mai Kami ki Dua Krna…!’
ham jsey
na jane kun gale se lepat kar rone laga jab barson bad mela, jate howe jis ne kaha tha k tum jese lakhon melen gen…
Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..
MAA Maa kya hai? Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai. ……………………………. ……………………………. “Uth jao Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho Tumhare Baap…
Mohtaji or Ghurbat 7 Cheezoon Sy Ati Hay…
“Hazrat OMAR FAROOQ R.A ne Farmaya” Mohtaji or Ghurbat 7 Cheezoon Sy Ati H. 1: Jaldi Jaldi Namaz Parhnay Se. 2: Khary Ho K Pani Pinay Se. 3: Moonh Se Charagh Bujhanay Se. 4: Asteen Ya Daman Se Moonh Saf Krne Se. 5: asar k bad ghar may jharu dene…
Petrol pump nahi..
Ek sardar apne father k samne cigrate pi rahay the Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Sardar bole: Wo mera father hai koi petrol pump to nahi na
Kati patang ka rukh meri aor tha
Kati patang ka rukh meri aor tha, Kati patang ka rukh meri aor tha… Par use bhi loot liya lambe haath walo ne.
Zindagi ki raho mein jo gham milenge
Zindagi ki raho mein jo gham milenge, Mere honsolon se kam milenge, Jab chod degi duniya, Wahan dost hum milenge. Missing You.
Hum labo se keh na paye
Hum labo se keh na paye un se haal-e-dil kabhi… Aur ek woh samajh na paye yeh khamoshi kya cheez hai
How to satisfy a woman
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
During a job interview
During a job interview: Manager: What’s the highest level of education you obtained? Candidate: PHD Manager: Great! So that means you have a Doctor degree … Candidate: Wellll, No… That means Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.)
Ab phool yeh wafaon ke chunta nahin koi
Ab phool yeh wafaon ke chunta nahin koi, Guldaan udaas they usey takta nahin koi, Gham baantne ki aas pe na rehna dosto, Auron ki aag mein yahan jalta nahin koi,
jaun ab tum pahle jese nahi rahay
What is a Girlfriend.? Answer: Jo har Baat pe tok tok kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k . . . “JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay”;)
Khusra police interview k liye gya…
Khusra police interview k liye gya. Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy. Khusra, taali mar k, haye haye tumko goli chlwani hy ya maa chudwani hy
Haste haste cut jaye raaste
Question: How do you cut roads? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: By laughing… because “Haste haste cut jaye raaste”.
Why are you late
Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
Har taraf gahirai hai
Har taraf gahirai hai, Kinaara nazar nahi aata. Vaada toh kar lete hai bahot mohabbat karlene ke baad, Par jab musibaat pade, toh koi saath nibhaane nahi aata.
Hazaron mein ek
Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 kaun hai!!
Woh kisi doosre ka naseeb tha
Unki galiyon se jab guzre toh manzar ajeeb tha, Dard tha magar woh dil ke kareeb tha, Jise hum dhoondhte the apni hathoon ki lakeeroon mein. Woh kisi doosre ki kismat, kisi aur ka naseeb tha.
Hansta chera udas kyon hai
Aaj phir khuda ne hum se pucha, Tera hansta chera udas kyon hai, Barasti ankhoon mein pyaas kyon hai, Jin ki nazroon mein tum kuch bhi nahi, Woh tumhare liye itna khas kyon hai.
Diwali ki subh kamna
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai. ” Happy Diwali”
Umeed aisi ho jo jeeny ko majboor karey.
Umeed aisi ho jo jeeny ko majboor karey. Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor karey. Mehak kam na ho kabhi apni dosti ki….. Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor karey.
WO EK LARKI …
UDAAS LOGO KI BUSTIYO MAI WO TITLIYO KO TALASH KARTI WO EK LARKI . . . WO GOL CHEHRA, WO KAALI AANKAIN JO KARTI REHTI HAZAAR BAATAIN MIZAAJ SAADA,,, WO DIL KI ACHI WO EK LARKI . . . SAARI BATAIN WO DIL KI MAANAY WOHI KARAY WO, JO DIL…
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan sey…
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan sey… Chahtey hain Aapki Khushi Pure emaan sey, Sab Hasratein Puri Hon Aapki, Aur Aap Muskurayen Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success
that is impossible,
Never Try to Go Back And Repair The Past, That Is Impossible, But Be Prepared To Construct The Future Which Is Predictable. . . Have A Splendid Day =)
It Is Nice
It Is Nice When Someone Holds Umbrella For You In The Rain … But It Is The Most Wonderful If Someone Holds Your Hand And Runs Crazily With You In The Rain. ♥
Be Soft And Cool Like Water…
Be soft and cool Like Water. So, You can adjust anywhere in Life. Be hard and Attractive Like Diamond. So, No One can Play with your Emotions…!!!
GOoD mORNInG…
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Note bheeg jayega
Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai? Circuit: Kyuki agar woh roo pade to note bheeg jayenge.