Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
aitbaar kisko hai
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai… Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai… Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…
Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain
Phool insano se ziada khobsurat hote hain Laikin kuch log phoolon se bhi ziada khobsurat hote hain Jaisa k.. “AAP” “Mujhay hi dekh lain” 🙂
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
Aisa hai dostana hamara, main khisti tu kinara , main matar tu paneer , main barish tu badal , main rajma tu chawal, main hot tu cool , mai April tu fool
Xcuse me…..
(‘.’) <)(\ xcuse me / \ agar aap soye nhi ho to ***GoOd NiGhT*** or agar so gaye ho or msg subha ko parhogy to ***GOoD mOrNiNg***
Meri Taraf A Ker To Dekh
Meri Taraf A Ker To Dekh Mutawajah Na Hoon To Kehna Meri Rah Main Chal K To Dekh Rahain Na Khool Don To Kehna Mujh Sey Sawal Ker K Dekh Bakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna
Hadees pak (P.B.U.H)
Hadees Pak (P.B.U.H): Jis Ne Hajj Kiya Aur Iss Mai Fasak Aur Buraiyon Se Bacha Raha To Aisa Pak Ho Saaff Ho Kar Lote Ga Jese Us Din Tha Jub Ise Iss Ki Maa Ne Janam Dia
Here’s us hoping avidly
Here’s us hoping avidly ur recovery will be trouble free And very soon we shall see u fit as fit can be..
manzilein kya hai
Manzilein kya hai, raasta kya hai – hausala ho toh faasla kya hai – manzilein kya hai, kisase puchhu meri khata kya hai – jab bhi chaahega chhin lega woh – sab usika hai aapka kya hai –
A silent message for all flirts
Its very easy to rent a car whenever you desir then pay the rent of that car, But most respectable approach to own a car rather than to hire different cars model on different occasions. A silent message for all flirts
How Much I loved you
After my death I will move up to sky I will write by your name on every star So you look up every night and see …… How Much I loved you
I Can’t Sleep Wthout Sying Good Night…
. – . .’ |__ ‘. I Know ‘. .’ It’s time ‘ – ‘ 4 sleeping But I Can’t Sleep Wthout Sying Good Night To Special Frend Lyk U “G??D ÑìGHT”
Everyone knows Something…
“Listen to Everyone and Learn from Everyone Because Nobody knows Everything but Everyone knows Something”.
Never hate people…
” Never hate people who r jealous of u, instead grtful to them bcoz, 0nly they r the ones who think u are better than them”
you have seen me laugh
You’ve seen me laugh You’ve seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother’s Day.
How much I miss u
If u wanna know how much i miss u, Try to catch rain drops, The ones u catch is how much u miss me, And the other u miss is how much i miss.
Thyagarajan
You are my dream in my sleep. You are my vision in my eye. You are my smile on my lips. You are beat of my heart. You are Angel in my prayer. You are light of my life.
Mohbbat maar dalege
Kisi ko mohbbat ki gehrai maar dalege, Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachai maar dalege, Joo bach gaya mohabbat say, Usko tanhai maar dalege.
Ek se mera kya hoga
Kiss is not like nokia… Connecting people Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it. Kiss is not like pepsi.. Yeh dil maange more But kiss is like pan parag.. Ek se mera kya hoga.
A good message
A good message for a good person, From a good friend for a good reason, At a good time on a good day in a good mood to say “Good Morning”
When you fixed your eyes on me
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure when you fixed your eyes on me. That day I’ll always treasure I love you. * Happy Anniversary *
Meaning of some colors
Meaning of some colors: Yellow for special friend, White for peace, Orange 4 luck, Black for hate, Red for love And pink for likeness, So I choose for U Orange Flower. Wish U “Good Luck”.
You forever
I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
Best friend TUM
Best gift ZINDAGI best ahsas KHUSHI BEST feeling PYAAR Best relation DOSTI Best person HUM Best friend TUM
Nothing is more painful than realizing that…
Nothing is more painful than realizing that he meant everything to you but you meant nothing to him
SMILE means:
SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling on Independence Day ***happy independence day***
Brightest one to say Happy Holi.
If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.
A day has come when da whole world will celebrate …
MY Dear FRIEND A day has come when da whole world will celebrate ur personality, ur thoughts, ur ideas & ur talent beLieve mE & The day is…. 1st APRIL:D
wife to husband ………
Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir.
kanta samaj kar hamse na
Kanta samaj kar hamse n daman bacha e ye, Guzri hui bahar ki ek yadgar hu.