Aapke sms ko ehsaan mante hai
Aapke sms ko ehsaan mante hai, Jawab dena emaan mante hai, Woh aur hai jo pyarr me jaan dete hai, Hum to aapko hi apni jaan mante hai!
Teacher and Sardar
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables.
Har kisi ko apne pyaar per naaz hota hai.
Har dharkan may ek raaz hota hai, Baat ko batanay may ek andaaz hota hai, Jab tak thookar na lagey bewafai ki, Har kisi ko apne pyaar per naaz hota hai.
Create a successful ending
“No one Can Go back and change a Bad beginning, But anyone can Start anything at anytime and Create a Successful Ending!”
Door reh kar bhi
Kuch rishte iss jahan mein khas hote hai, Hawa ke rukh se jinke ehsaas hote hai, Yeh dil ki kashish nahi toh aur kya hai, Door reh kar bhi woh dil ke kitne paas hote hai.
Papu pass ho gaya…
Ishq k school mai naya mahal tayyar ho gaya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya, Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya, Sari class fail aur papu pass ho gaya.
Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo
Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo “JAAN” Deti Hy Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo “MUSKAAN” Deti Hy Asli Dosti Tou Wo Hoti Hy Jo Paani Main Gira “AANSUU” Bhi Pehchaan Leti Hy
Hawaon k hath ek ARMAAN bheja hai..
Hawaon k hath ek ARMAAN bheja hai.. NETWORK k zariye ek PAIGHAM bheja hai.. FURSAT milay to QABOOL kerlain.. Is DIL ne apko SALAM bheja hai..
only by our positive thinking
Only by our positive thinking, By our bringing the positive qualities Of others to the fore, Will this world be able To make progress. Good Luck
respect for WOMAN
Boy: Boys are stronger then girls… Girl: Oh yeah!!! Please., can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months? Can you cook, clean and talk on the phone at the same time? Can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain? Can you…
Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
An inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.…
Working Towards Success…
“Working Towards Success Will Make You A Master, But Working Towards Satisfaction Makes you A Legend”. Good Morning
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the. Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge. Are main tumhare nahi Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
Open ur eyes
Open ur eyes so the sun can rise Flowers can blossom birds can sing Because all r waiting to see ur beautiful smile. Good Morning!
On this cold cold night
On this cold cold night, In my small small room, I look at the bright bright stars, In the dark dark sky And Dream of your sweet sweet smile On ur cute cute face! Good Night!
I want nothing…
Sweet is your “Nature” Dear is your “Name” As Earth wants Water, flower wants Dew. I want nothing… But Happiness for You.
“Flower Turns 2 Fruit But Fruit Cant Turns To Flower”
“Flower Turns 2 Fruit But Fruit Cant Turns To Flower” Just Think Frndship May Turns 2 Love But Love Can’t Turns 2 Friendship.
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,
If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be? 🙂
Some Like Sunday,
Some Like Sunday, Some like Monday, But i like One Day And that is Independence Day !!!!Pakistab Zindabad!!!!
methi methi yadon ko palko pay saja lena
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ? BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
Roz likhte hain
‘~*~Tujh Ko Maloom Bhi Hay Kitna “Talab Gaar” Hoon” Tera~*~ Nayaß ~Pooch Un “Farishton” Se Jo Roz Likhtey Hain “Dua”Meri”or “Naam “tera”‘
A guy walks up to a girl
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!!
raat ka aakhri pehar tha
Raat Ka Aakhri Pehar Tha…! Mujh Se Chand Ne Kaha’ Hum nasheen Alvida’ Mujh Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai” Kal Milain Gay Isi Jagah” Sun Kar Main Muskura Di” Us Ko Bata Diya’ Jaanay walay Lout’tay Nahi” Tum Nahi aao Gay” Mujhe Hai Yaqeen” Meri Baat Sun Ke Woh Ruk…
har subah teri muskurati rahay
Har subah teri muskurati rahay har shaam teri gungunati rahay tu jise bhi mile is tarahe se milay ke har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahay! G00D mOOrNinG
hum safar le chale wahan
Hum safar le chale wahan ,jahan tere siwa kuch na ho Jahan qaid na ho umer ki Jahan qemat na ho jazbon ki Jahan hawas na ho chahat ki Jahan mohtaji na ho lafzon ki Hum safar le chale wahan ,jahan tere siwa kuch na ho
neki umar main izafa karti hai
RASOOL (SAW) ney irshad farmaya: DUA taqdeer ko phair deti hey, OR NEKI umar main izafa krti hey
Barra Mushkil hai
Barra mushkil hai school ki “miss” se pyar karna ”””””””””””””DOST”””””””””’ LOVE Letter bheja tha, signature kr k 3 galtya nikal de (‘.’) <))>dekh yar / / home work thorri tha.
aise to kse shakhs ko ruswa nhi krte
jo dil mn hy usay parkha nhi krte, aise to kse shakhs ko ruswa nhi krte, muhabbat ka ana to lamho ka khail hy, chahat k mamely mn yo socha nhi krte, pahli muhabbaton ko nay des mn ja kr, jo log bhool jate hy acha nhi krte, tum bhi…
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan…
Mobile hai hr larke ki shan, Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan MISS BELL or Sms kar k kehte hen meri jan Tumhari awaz sunne ko tarastey hn mere kaan, 12 girlfrnd bana kar akkarte hain pehlwaan, Apne frndz ko har raaz bata kr karte hen heran, Kehte…
Judai Sy Mara wo bhi Nahi Mein bhi Nahi
“Judai Sy Marra wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi,, “Dono Insan hain KHUDA wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi,, “Wo Mujhe Aur Mein ossay Ilzam daitay hein,, “Magar ghlt apni jaga wo b nahi me b nahi,, “Muhabat to hum dono karte hai dil se,, “Muhabat ka gunhagar wo b…