Rang barse bhige chunar wali..
Rang barse bhige chunar wali, Rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali.. Rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.
Sunder lal chadda…
Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father name is sunder lal chadda
Ishq khuda hai
Ishq khuda hai, Aur mera ishq ho tum, Khuda mere sath hai, Aur uski khudai ho tum.
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Tum mohabbat ke kabil nahin
Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi, uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander me bhi, ager us se lad na sako to tum mohabbat ke kabil nahi.
Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy,
Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy, Jisey Lamho Ki Kitaab Or Yaadon Ka Cover Kehte Hy, Yehi Woh Subject Hy Jisey Log “FRIENDSHIP” Kehty Hain . . 😉
What is a kiss?
Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
family
F .A .M .I .L .Y Is one of the sweetest word anyone can say because the letters of mother means “Father and Mother I Love You”. So love your Mother.
Every time I look into your eyes
Every time I look into your eyes I feel like being in there Every time I listen to your voice I feel like listening to more Every time I take your name I feel the love towards you
tum ny muhabat muhabat se ziyada ki hy
Tum Ny Muhabat Muhabat Se Ziyada Ki Hy Hm Ne Muhabat Tum Se B Ziyada Ki Hy Tum Kia Karogi Intiha Muhabat Ki Hum Intiha Se Muhabat Ki Ibtida Ki Hy.
Tumhara Tha
Tumhara Tha, Tumhara Hun, Tumhara He Rahunga, Mere Baray Me Iss Darjaa Ghalat Fehmi Me Matt Rehna… !
papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya
BOY: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya PAPA: Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen BETA: aj nhi papa kal krte hen aj gand me boht dard hy.
Bari Chah Hai Dil Ko…
Bari Chah Hai Dil Ko, Tujhe Paney Ki, Tjhe Apna K Tra Ho Jney Ki Mri Zaat K Reshay Reshay Me Bikhar Jaye, Boht Haseen Hai Ada Tere Muskurany Ki. Pas Betho Hath Mera Thaam Lo, Qasam Uthao Mujhe Chor Kar Na Jane Ki. Ham Se Kabhi Rooth Na Jana,…
She will visit u very soon
Today she was asking me your details. I gave her your cell number. I hope she will be visiting u very soon. Her name is – – – – – * SMILE *
Kaash anjaam hum pehele se jaan jaatae
Dil ko aadat si ho gai hai choot khanae ki, Bheegi palkoon ke sang muskuranae ki, Kaash anjaam hum pehele se jaan jaatae, To koshish bhi nahin kartae dil laganae ki.
Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte
Yaad kisi ko karna yeh baat nahi jatane ki, Dil par chot dena aadat hai zamane ki. Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte, Kyun ke yaad karna ek nishani hai bhul jane ki.
No entry
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board! Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha? Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Give him your smile
If you see some one without a smile, Give him one of yours, Because you are among a few good people Who can shine others life by just walking with him a few miles.
Geeta saar
Geeta saar: Sms kar aur bhool ja, Reply ki apeksha mat rakh, Kya hua sms kabhi veyarth nahi jaata, Sabko apne kiye hue sms ka reply milta hi hai!
Phuljadiyan unki yaad aaye
Diwali aai, khushiya laye Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein, Phuljadiyan unki yaad aaye. Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye. “Happy Dipawali”
Sweet is your
Sweet is your “Nature”, Dear is your “Name”, As earth wants water, Flower wants dew. I want nothing… But happiness for You.
You said you cud’t stand to
you said you cudn’t stand to see my heart broken ………. sooo when you broke it … did you close your eyes?….
is dil main tum ghar kar gaye hoo
is Dil Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye Hoo, Is Ghar Kaa Kya Kare Abb, Neendoo Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye Hoo, Khawaboo Kaa Kya Kare Abb, Sawaloon Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye Hoo, Jawaabon Kaa Kya Kare Abb, Har Dhadkan Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye Hoo, Auro Ka Kya Kare…
A great relationship
“A great relationship is based on two main principles. First, appreciate your similarities, and second, respect your differences.” Have A Lovely Day =)
Never get to attached to anyone…
Never get to attached to anyone, Because attachments always lead to Expectations And expectations always lead to disappointments
Thousands laid down their lives
Thousands laid down their lives so that our country is breathing this day Never forget their sacrifice. Happy Independence Day
God’s blessings
God has deposited Love, joy, prosperity, peace, laughter Plus all kinds of blessings In your ATM account. Use without limit. The pin code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.
Hello ! This is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service.
Hello ! This is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service. We are the experts in disturbing and irritating people at busy hours. Our goal has been achieved. Thank u! “Good Night”
Teacher and Tommy
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.