Vitamin”SHE”….
Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon. Nend nhi aati? Sukon nhi? Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta? Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,, . . Vitamin”SHE” ki kami hay…
jab humne usey kaha…
Hamari qismat ka ye pehlu to zara dekho . . “Faraz” . jab humne usey kaha: “I love u”:-* . wo boli: . . . . . . . . . . . . Bha Muke English Nathi achey 🙂
Doctor and Sardar
Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
I pray 2 ALLAH 2 bless u “Happiness & Success”
“New” day “New” morning “New” hopes “New” plans “New” efforts “New” feelings I pray 2 ALLAH 2 bless u “Happiness & Success” *GOOD MORNING*
bakra eid me bail akela he gira dun
{}-@—–@-{} (‘-’)/ | | _/ _ Socha thori ExErCiSe kr lon, Ta k bakra eid me bail akele he gira dun..
Abhi tak paaun sy chimti hain
Abhi tak paaun sy chimti hain zanjeeren ghulami ki…. . . . Din a jata hai Aazadi ka, Aazadi nahi aati….
ijazat nahi tumhen……
“Yeh lazmi nahi k hamen har din yaad karo “DOST” Magar bilkul hi bhool jao, ijazat nahi tumhen…”
mere watan ki mitti nilaam hone lgi hai
Mere WaTaN Ki miTTi NilaaM hoNe lgi hai, BaghawaT is K Khilaf Sar-E-AaM hoNe lgi hai, Bhaij Koi Moosa A Mere Rab, K Fir’ouNo Ki Fir’ouNiaT Aam hoNe lgi Hai.
Ro Pare
Waqt Ki Raftar Pe Jhanjala Kar Ro Pare Kabhi Use Kho Kar To Kabhi Use Pa Kar Ro Pare Khushiyan Humarey Naseeb Main Kab Raas Ayein Hain Bahir Kabhi Hansein To Ghar A Kar Ro Pare
Ramzan k Maheeny main humen apni duaon main yaad rakhna.
Zikar se dil ko aabad karna. . Gunahon se khud ko paak karna. . Hamari bas itni si guzarish hai k. . Ramzan k Maheeny main humen apni duaon main yaad rakhna.
“Apna Khayal Rakhna”
Meri Khushi Ki Khatir Khud Ko Sanbhaal Rakhna, Us Ne Kaha Tha Mujh Se “Apna Khayal Rakhna”, Ye Bhi Kaha Tha Us Ne ”Har Khwab Aarzi Hay”, Tum Bhi Zehan Mein Apne Hurf-E-Zawaal Rakhna, Wo Keh Raha Tha Shayed ”Kuch Na Bata Sakou Main”, Mere Saamne Na Tum Bhi Koi…
Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi
Sms diwangi hai jaam nahi, Kanto pe chalna aasan kaam nahi, Yeh toh pal2pal ka junun hai, Kyun ke sms karna har ek ke bas ki bat nahi.
Humein to saja mili hai sirf muskurane ki
Bahut tamanna thi pyaar mein aashiyana banane ki, Aashiyana bana chuke to lag gayi nazar zamane ki, Yeh un ki mahabbat mein ajj hain aankhoun mein aasuo, Humein to saja mili hai sirf muskurane ki.
Kya haal hai
Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them: Santa: Kya maal hai yaar. Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?
Apki mehphiel ka mausam suhana lage
Apki mehphiel ka mausam suhana lage, Ek pal churalu agar bura na lage. Aap hame milkar bhul jayenge, Par aapko bhulne me shyad hame jamana lage.
Mera bina udas rehty ho
Bohut dur ho mager bahut pass rahty ho… Aankhon se dur sahi… Mager dil ka pass rehty ho… Mujhe bas itna batao … Kya tum bi mera bina udas rehty ho.
Peeche ek saya tum har dum paoge
Zindagi ki rahon mein jab aage aage jaoge, Peeche ek saya tum har dum paoge, Mudke dekhoge to tanhai hogi, Agar mehsoos karoge to hum ko paoge.
Subha ki sudh
Subha ki sudh, Hawoa k saath, Suraj ki kiran, Sugandh k saath, Mubakrak ho apko, Ek neyi sundar, Aur kamiyab din ki suruwad. “Good Morning”
Ye hamari madhya ratri seva hai
NAMASKAR!!! Ye hamari madhya ratri seva hai Isme hum aadhi raat k baad Logon ki need kharab karte hain Dhanyawad ab aap so jayen
Yeh lock kaise hota hai
Kash main tere Bed Room ka ek darwaza hota, Tu bade pyar se mujh se gujra karti, Jab tu guzra karti to yehi kehti, Ye Lock kese hota hai, yeh Lock kase hota hai
Tum hi meri maa
Meri pyaar ki list mein hai sirf tumhara naam, Selection ki bhi list mein hai sirf tumhara naam, Tum hi meri maa aur meri dost ho, Mera pyaar hamesha tumhare saath hai.
We sure make a wonderful pair
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life was when you married me. Thank you my loving wife (loving Husband), for the years we share I know one thing for sure we make a wonderful pair.
Rang de basanti
Rang de basanti rang de basanti rang de basanti rang de basanti rang de basanti rang de basanti rang de basanti rang de basanti rang de basanti ……….. arey yaar sidha samajhna ….happy holi !
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi hai,
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi hai, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi hai, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi hai…
Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka.
Dil ki udasiyun ko mitaya na ja saka. Ek teri yaad thi k bhulaya na ja saka. Hum ne ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiye jatan. Palkon pe ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka
papa muje b shadi krni hai
Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai. Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo msg padh raha hai agr muskuraya to samaj k rishta pakka.
Aai aai Diwali aai..
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauj manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”…
A’; ki biwi B”;
“A” ki Biwi “B”, “B” ki Bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ka dada “G” “G” ki biwi “K”, “K” ki beti “T”, To batao ‘A” or “T” ka kya rishta ha ??? Answer= Husband nd Wife
love,Ideas ‘n knowledge
Love, Ideas ‘n knowledge are no one’s Personal Property. They belong to a person who expresses them in the “Best Way”! :))