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mohabat bhari daastan chahta hoon
Mohabat bhari daastan chahta hoon, Main tum sa koi meherban chahta hoan, Na ho jis mein koi bhi dushman kisi ka, Mohabbat ka aesa jahaan chahta hoon,
Dafnae se pehle
Dafnane se pehle mare dil ko nikal laina…….. khahen khaak men na mil jae mare dil men rhne wala….
Alwida december!!
Faqt ik meri baat nahi thi, Sub ka dard December tha, Barf ke shehr main rehne wala, ik ik fard December tha, Pichle saal ke akhir main bhi, Hairat main hum teenon thy, Ik main tha, Ik tera gham tha, Ik be dard December tha…. Alwida december!!
Pepsi Pe 5 Rupe Kam Krdo….
Ab To Mujhe Dar Lagta Hai K Kahin Board Me Ye Sawal Na Ajae FaRaZ k Kisne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Pe 5 Rupe Kam Krdo !
ALLAH ka zikr…
*ALLAH ka zikr apne hath ki ungliyon me kiya kro. Q ke jab ap apni Qbar ke andhere me rahoge to ye ungliyan roshni ka kaam krengi .
Mujhe apna mobile de do….
Girl 2 boy Mujhe apna mobile de do main isko dekh k tumhe yaad karun gi Boy: Tum ye soch k muje yaad kar lena k main ne maanga tha usne nahi dia….
Khawabon Me Tum Aao Ge…
Khayal Ata Hai To Kho Jate Hain, Aankhon Me Dard Ho To Ro Jate Hain, Neend Waisy To Nahi Aati Humain, Khawabon Me Tum Aao Ge Yahi Soch Kar So Jate Hain.
HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY
“HAPPY Jin Bhoot DAY” Jo ap ko Jin Bhoot lage ye msg os ko send kro. Me ne to kr dia Hai ab mujhe wapis send kr k Zakoota hone ka Saboot mat daina..:-)
Your wife very sweet
Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it. 2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Rang barse bhige chunar wali..
Rang barse bhige chunar wali, Rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali.. Rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.
Sunder lal chadda…
Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father name is sunder lal chadda
Ishq khuda hai
Ishq khuda hai, Aur mera ishq ho tum, Khuda mere sath hai, Aur uski khudai ho tum.
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Tum mohabbat ke kabil nahin
Mohabbat ki lahero pe kastiya chalane waale zara sambhal ke, mohabbat dariya hai sahil nahi, uthte hai kahi tofaan mohabbat ke samander me bhi, ager us se lad na sako to tum mohabbat ke kabil nahi.
Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy,
Jisey DIL Ka Qalam Or Mohabat Ki Ink Kehte Hy, Jisey Lamho Ki Kitaab Or Yaadon Ka Cover Kehte Hy, Yehi Woh Subject Hy Jisey Log “FRIENDSHIP” Kehty Hain . . 😉
What is a kiss?
Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
family
F .A .M .I .L .Y Is one of the sweetest word anyone can say because the letters of mother means “Father and Mother I Love You”. So love your Mother.
Every time I look into your eyes
Every time I look into your eyes I feel like being in there Every time I listen to your voice I feel like listening to more Every time I take your name I feel the love towards you
tum ny muhabat muhabat se ziyada ki hy
Tum Ny Muhabat Muhabat Se Ziyada Ki Hy Hm Ne Muhabat Tum Se B Ziyada Ki Hy Tum Kia Karogi Intiha Muhabat Ki Hum Intiha Se Muhabat Ki Ibtida Ki Hy.
Tumhara Tha
Tumhara Tha, Tumhara Hun, Tumhara He Rahunga, Mere Baray Me Iss Darjaa Ghalat Fehmi Me Matt Rehna… !
papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya
BOY: papa aj me ne pehli bar sex kya PAPA: Oh hmara beta to jwan ho gya hy is khushi me party krty hen BETA: aj nhi papa kal krte hen aj gand me boht dard hy.
Bari Chah Hai Dil Ko…
Bari Chah Hai Dil Ko, Tujhe Paney Ki, Tjhe Apna K Tra Ho Jney Ki Mri Zaat K Reshay Reshay Me Bikhar Jaye, Boht Haseen Hai Ada Tere Muskurany Ki. Pas Betho Hath Mera Thaam Lo, Qasam Uthao Mujhe Chor Kar Na Jane Ki. Ham Se Kabhi Rooth Na Jana,…
She will visit u very soon
Today she was asking me your details. I gave her your cell number. I hope she will be visiting u very soon. Her name is – – – – – * SMILE *
Kaash anjaam hum pehele se jaan jaatae
Dil ko aadat si ho gai hai choot khanae ki, Bheegi palkoon ke sang muskuranae ki, Kaash anjaam hum pehele se jaan jaatae, To koshish bhi nahin kartae dil laganae ki.
Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte
Yaad kisi ko karna yeh baat nahi jatane ki, Dil par chot dena aadat hai zamane ki. Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte, Kyun ke yaad karna ek nishani hai bhul jane ki.
No entry
Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board! Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha? Santa: Mujhe laga film ka poster hai..
Give him your smile
If you see some one without a smile, Give him one of yours, Because you are among a few good people Who can shine others life by just walking with him a few miles.