Tume dekh kar koi aur bi jeeta hai
Pathar pani main na pheko Usse koi aur bi peta hai, Zindagi jeeni hai to has kar jiyo Tume dekh kar koi aur bi jeeta hai.
Meri aankhein na yu barsao
Bhigi raat hai geela chand baadlon me soya hai, Main bheega hoon , kya baadal koi tum pe bhi aaj roya hai? Saawan ka hai mausam, baadal hi tum barasne do, Meri aankhein na yu barsao, ab aa jao.
Aap ko dekh kar yeh nigah jhuk jaegi
Aap ko dekh kar yeh nigah jhuk jaegi, Khamoshi ab har bat keh jaegi, Padh lijiye en ankhon mein apni mohabat ko, Aapki kasam saari jannat wahin ruk jaegi.
Power of Quran!!!
Power of Quran!!! 1) Sura-e-Yasin : Relief from azab in grave 2) Sura-e-Rehman : It will make us rich 3) Sura-e-Alwaqiya : It ll release u from hunger 4) Sura-e-Al Mulk : Bring light in ur grave 5) Sura-e-Al Jasia : It ll bring peace in ur life
Cricket match, Wife and husband
Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bolay, “DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HON?” tabhi wife zor se chillayi’ CHAKKAAAA!!!
Start your day with a lot of SEX ..
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you’ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
SÄlÄm-E-Süßh
*SÄlÄm-E-Süßh* *Allah ßlé$S Ü* ,.**., WitH Ä ( ‘-‘ ) CööL (,l:l,) MÖrÑiÑG *ÄÑd* Ä GöLDèÑ SüÑSèT *Bè HÄPpY* *HÄVè Ä BèÄüTiFüL DÄy* *GööD MöRÑIÑG*
Me ja ja jovu hu…
Me ja ja jovu hu, Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai, Ii thaaro kusur nathi, Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai, Holi Mubarak!
I don’t know exactly
I don’t know exactly what being mature is . . . but I think when you are finally able to joke about things that once broke your heart!
Bahut dino se thii aasman ki saajis
Bahut Dino se thi Aasman ki Saajis Aaj puri ho gayi he unki Khwahis Bhig lo Yaaro is Mausam me Mubarak ho aapko 2012 ki Happy Baarish
each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful….
usay khna k bin tere bahat eiden guzri hn
usay khna k loat ao suna h eid ayi hai ek br tu a kr mil jao suna h eid ayi hai usay khna k bin tere bohat eiden guzri hn is br tu milny a jao suna h eid ayi hai usay khna judai se muhabat kam nhi hoti…
I LOVE MY MOTHER BEYOND LIMITS
Your Mother Bore You For 9 Months , She Watched Her Feet Swell, She Struggled To Climb Stairs, She Got Breathless Quick, She Bore Excruciating Pain, She Suffered Many Sleepless Nights, She Became Your Nurse, Your Chef, Your Teacher, your Cleaner, Your Launderette, Your Friend. She Struggled For You, But…
Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.. Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun.. . . . . Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?? 😀 ;))
Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se, Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay. To Aisa Karen. . . . . . Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen. Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
Kahan tk sath do gay tum hmara…
Nahi acha faqat koi ishaara saaf keh do na, Kahan tk sath do gay tum hmara, saaf keh do na, Judai ki tarha drya b apne sath chlta ha, Nahi milta kinare se kinara saaf keh do na, Bahane apni majbori k Q aa aa kar sunate ho, Qasoor is…
Successful People…
Successful People always have two things on their lips, Silence & Smile. Smile to solve the problems…. & Silence to avoid the problems….!!
AJEEB THA
“AJEEB THA” Kabi tarap utha mri aah se Kabi ashk se na pighal saka Sar-e-rah mila wo agr kabi To nazr chura k guzr gia Wo uter gia mri ankh se Mry dil se kiu na uter saka Wo chala gia jaha chor k Main waha se phir na palat…
Pehlay hath mein pakro!
Pehlay hath mein pakro! .. … Phir thook lagao? .. … Phir Seedha karo? ? .. … Phir andar ghussao??? .. … Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. 😉
Smile in Pleasure !!!
Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when sum1 Hurts U Smile bcoz SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling!!
Nikal hi jayegi jaan unke iss yaar ki
Hogi kabhi inteha mere bhi intezaar ki, Khalegi kabhi kami unko mere bhi pyaar ki, Abhi maut ko rok rakha hai unke liye, Par kabhi toh nikal hi jayegi jaan unke iss yaar ki.
Sardarji’s intelligence
– How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Khushian ho overflow
Khushian ho overflow, Masti kabhi na ho low, Dosti ka surur chaya rahe, Dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, Aisa aaye aapke liye, Diwali ka tyohar
Hum khud ko bhul jate
Bhulna hota agar aasan toh, Hum khud ko bhul jate, Uthkar iss duniya se, Aapki ankhon se baras jate.
Never waste an opportunity
Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I love U’ to someone U really like B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person Who has the magic to let U fall in love.
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana
Whats up guys? First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami. Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki, Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain, Ramailo sanga bitos… Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha. “Happy Dashain”
I miss you load
I miss you load, If u wanna know how much I miss u, Then try to find the Waves on the sea, The one you count is how much you miss me, And the ones you miss is how much I miss u, Miss you.
Phul sukh jate hain ek waqt ke baad
Phul sukh jate hain ek waqt ke baad, Log badal jate hain ek waqt ke baab, Hamari dost bhi tutegi ek waqt ke baad, Magar wo waqt aayega meri maut ke baad.
Dharti se aasmaa tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak “Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo” Hawa hi hawa hai. Happy April Fool Day
