buhat aieeb hain magar
‘Manna K Hamari Zaat Main Buhat Aieeb Hain Magar..!! Biktey Nahin Khuda ki Qasam Hum Ba Zameer Log..!!’
teri aankho ke liye
jheel acha,kawanl acha kai jaam acha hai, Teri aankhon ke liye koun sa naam acha hai…?
:”:Shohar Biwi
:”:Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!! Kya parso? Bolo… Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! Batao kya parso…? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi…
Zindagi ikk dukaa’n khilono’n kee
Zindagi ikk dukaa’n khilono’n kee Waqt bigraa huwa sa bacha hai Aik naatak hy zindagi jis me….. Aah ki jaye, waah ki jaye…..
Sar Jhuka Kay Geo…
In Ramzan: . UAE 60% discount on all food items! . Qatar every food item will sell on its cost price. . Kuwait 50% discount and buy 1 get 1 free on all food items . Saudia 30% discount on all food items . Bangladesh 5% discount . Pakistan 150%…
DUA SPECILLY FOR YOU
“DUA” “SPECILLY FOR U” ,,, . . …. . . ,,,,,, . . ….. . . ,,, . … . ,,, . … . (Ameen) Dil Mein Mangi Hai 🙂
Meri to Ranjishen Sari Mitane Ka Irada Tha…
Meri to Ranjishen Sari Mitane Ka Irada Tha, Galey Us Shakhs Ko Phr Se Lgane Ka Irada Tha, Chlo Acha Hua Us Ne Mjhe Sahil Se He Lota Dia, Wrna Mra To Kashtiyan Sari Jalane Ka Irada Tha, Macha Deti Hen Halchal Khayalon Me, Teri Yaden, Warna Tujhe Is Dil…
JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARAK…
Lahoo main doob rahi hai Fiza-e-Arz-e-Watan Main kis zuan se kahon “JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARAK”…..!
“MAA” K Qadmon Mein Aa Gira…
Main Brson Se Jannat Ki Talaash Mein Nikla Hua Tha , ¿Wasi¿ Lekin Thak K Aaj Phir “MAA” K Qadmon Mein Aa Gira,,,,,,,,,
Thank you yaar
Thank you yaar Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!
Judai ke bandi khane mein…
Judai ke bandi khane mein Bas ab tu jine ka aik hi silsila hai jana! Tumhari sochon mein dube rehna Tumhare khwabon mein khoye rehna Kisi terha tum ko dekhne ki sebeel karna Tumhare kooche tak ane ka koi bahana karna. Har aate jate se khriyat ki naveed lena Hawaon…
Suraj ki pahli kiran
Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko, Dusri kiran hasi de aapko, Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi, Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!! Good Morning
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum
Sote hue ko jagayenge hum, Aap ki ninde churayenge hum, Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum, Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum. Gud Night!
Jab guzar jayegi bahar
Jab guzar jayegi bahar toh kya karoge, Yaad aayega mera pyaar toh kya karoge, Satate ho aise jaise ajnabi hoon main, Jab roth gaya tumse toh kya karoge, Apnaoge kisi aur ko mujhe tanha chor kar, Usse hoga na tumse pyaar toh kya karoge, Akhir lout aaoge tum meri rahon…
Kya re!
Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!
Deep jalte jagmagate rahe
Deep jalte jagmagate rahe, Aap humko hum aapko yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe “Happy diwali”
Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le, Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le, Khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale, To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle
Gold ring de de
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST : Koi badi cheez bata? 2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
Yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi
Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi, Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi, Tujhse mile zamana hua magar, yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi
Kripya dhyan de
Kripya dhyan de … .. .. .. .. .. Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.
Quran pak k humaray uper 5 haqoq hain..
Quran pak k humaray uper 5 haqoq hain.. 1) Is per Emaan lana 2)Isko perhna 3)Isko samajhna 4)Is per amal kerna 5)Quran pak ki dawat aam kerna…
Come here, take off urs pants…
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied. loving urs…..toilet!
A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. “Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai…”:p
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha HOLI mein
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha HOLI mein Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai
i Waited for your love in hope
I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then.
yeh jo Dhoop main baarish ho rahi hai
Yeh Jo Dhoop Main Baarish Ho Rahi Hai Sooraj K Khilaaf Saazish Ho Rahi Hai Rait Pani Main Hal Ho Nahi Sakti Yeh Tabiyat Badal Nahi Sakti
Near of far Wherever U R
Near Of Far Wherever U R My Best Wishes R With U Tum Jiyo Hazaron Saal May Success & Joy Be Yours Everyday Yehi Hai Meri Wish Dil Se! Happy Raksha Bandhan
ap ny kya socha
ap ny kya socha pigham nahi ayega socha yeh dost apko yunhi bhool gye ga yeh to adat hai ‘humari satany ki warna itna piyara dost EID pr kn bhulana chahye ga……..
kbi shehar jana
Kbi Shehar Jana Kbi Gaon Jana Kbi Is Raste Jana Kbi Us Raste Jana Shahi Swari Bhej Rhi Hon Mza Na Aye To Utr Jana (\ /) /¤¤) “^—-;”; \,,/”( , , )\\ // \\ // \\ CNG, Petrol, Diesel Kuch Nhi Sirf 10Rs Ki Ghaas Khilana Or Poooora Din…
